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Emma Hart
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Medical transcriptionist, erstwhile writer, big on board games, gardening, craft, cricket, social justice and the general superiority of my cat. She/her. Aotearoa/NZ.
This patient specifically hallucinates kittens, and if I have to have dementia, put me down for that.
February 5, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Oh no. Even now, I think I am listening to the dying screams of my wonderful 30-year-old washing machine.
February 4, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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"Beating people up in little rooms…he knew where that led. And if you did it for a good reason, you’d do it for a bad one. You couldn’t say ‘We’re the good guys’ and do bad-guy things."

Pratchett knew what was talking about.
February 4, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Suggestion: Ongoing "wanker" gestures at every appearance of Luxon's face until that firefighter is exonerated.
February 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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Pop singer Lorde will donate the $204,000 she made on merchandise sales from her sold-out Minneapolis shows last fall to two Minnesota immigrant rights groups.
Lorde donates merchandise proceeds from Minneapolis shows to immigrant rights groups
Pop singer Lorde will donate money she made on merchandise sales from her sold-out Minneapolis shows last fall to two Minnesota immigrant rights groups, she shared in a post on Instagram on Tuesday.
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February 3, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Refusing to turn the heater on because it’s February.
February 3, 2026 at 4:54 AM
So guess who came in from the rain while I was making the bed…
February 2, 2026 at 11:05 PM
On a less facetious note, when comparing Paediatric and Older Adult files, I do see Paediatric patients coming in supported by their dads. Not as much as mums, but it does happen. I can count the number of Older Adults patients supported by their sons on the fingers of no hands.
February 2, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Hey, so, for babies, getting around the house by hanging on to furniture is called "furniture cruising", but for Older Adults, it's "furniture walking". Fuck that, I'm calling it "cruising" for old people, too.
February 2, 2026 at 9:09 PM
It's been a rough couple of weeks and so I now have two Art Nouveau vases on my watchlist.
February 2, 2026 at 3:46 AM
A leaflet for Round the Bays Christchurch just arrived in my letterbox.

“We are pleased to contribute to the liveliness, diversity and identity of Wellington…”
February 2, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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We are having a bit of an origin story chat, fittingly for Kikorangi it is in an unrelated several years old thread.
February 2, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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“Oh, new Mock the Week is now on”, he casually drops.
On TLC, which is channel 133 on Sky, and on other free-to-view platforms…
February 1, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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He’s the best sleuth there is, but thanks to the crippling emotional damage inflicted by the murder of his wife, he’s unable to leave his hot tub. Thanks to the help of his faithful assistant in both finding clues and inviting suspects, he catches killers. J’ACCUZZI, coming this fall to ABC
January 31, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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This is interesting, because while everything about it is absurdly disrespectful, it sets quite a high price on the training value of a novel (if you make a rough equivalence about work done) to use as a benchmark for (say) future litigation.
X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications
January 30, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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We are all agreed now that we click on any property link Madeline posts right? Literally never misses.
January 29, 2026 at 9:32 PM
A medical centre website I just had to use for work has a page entitled "Our Compassionate Staff", which just makes me wonder if there's another one somewhere called "Our Staff who have Just Fucking Had Enough".
January 29, 2026 at 1:47 AM
The first time today that I experienced boredom so profound I wasn't sure that I could power through it, I looked at the clock and I had been working for 46 minutes.
January 29, 2026 at 1:27 AM
This morning, my manager put up a bunch of AI transcription mistakes and got us to play "guess what this should be". So I guess there is a use for AI in medicine, and it's as a team-bonding exercise?
January 28, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I saw what's happening in Minnesota described as "leaderless" a couple of days ago, and I thought, "That means there's a bunch of women with whatever the modern equivalent of a phone tree is", and lo...
I mostly just stay off Twitter altogether but after double checking that the Walter Hudson post was still up I ran across this and just had to share so the Romancelandians who bought hand warmers could hear about the PROFESSIONAL GRADE LOGISTICS.
January 26, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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look, the right wing's fever dream of the left is simply not true. no elected official no matter what their political persuasion is gong to go on TV and urge their constituents to read some hot man-on-man smut [aide whispers in my ear] wait what
NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdami advises New Yorkers to stay home and read ‘Heated Rivalry’ during the winter storm

via hearts530
January 25, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I will have a house guest this weekend! It is supposed to absolutely fucking piss down the whole time she is here!
January 22, 2026 at 9:29 PM
I had some real-life discussion about this last weekend, and I can confirm that as of today, NZ clinicians are still referring to DHBs in official documentation.
January 22, 2026 at 2:32 AM
No, but how, though, did they find a pub in Wigram where no one would punch that fucker in the face
January 22, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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First thought about the election date: November 7 is right when a lot of university students (mostly first time voters) will be finishing up and heading home for the summer. It’s really important to make sure your young people know what to do if they are out of their electorate on election day.
January 21, 2026 at 1:05 AM