GheyMysterio
@gheymysterio.bsky.social
Fan of horror movies, video games, football, wrestling, and shitty punk rock. If I drink a Dr. Pepper, I could literally die from the beetus. Did a hard reset of my life a few years ago and never looked back.
7-8-2020 🚫🍻❄️
#FDT
#WrestleSky
7-8-2020 🚫🍻❄️
#FDT
#WrestleSky
Working around the city today and saw this blast from the past. Haven't thought about this site in years despite it being a huge part of my childhood.
December 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Working around the city today and saw this blast from the past. Haven't thought about this site in years despite it being a huge part of my childhood.
Thoughts and prayers Dick Cheney.
November 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Thoughts and prayers Dick Cheney.
My puppy managed to get into the bathroom while I was going pee and activate the bidet, getting my pants soaked in the process. How is everyone else's Sunday going?
Pictured: The terrorist, trying to eat a string from one of my hoodies.
Pictured: The terrorist, trying to eat a string from one of my hoodies.
November 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My puppy managed to get into the bathroom while I was going pee and activate the bidet, getting my pants soaked in the process. How is everyone else's Sunday going?
Pictured: The terrorist, trying to eat a string from one of my hoodies.
Pictured: The terrorist, trying to eat a string from one of my hoodies.
Hoppy Halloween!!!
October 31, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Hoppy Halloween!!!
The really cool loop of not being able to sleep due to work stress and getting progressively tired until Friday night where I fall asleep at like 8pm and wake up around 5 Saturday morning with no alarm.
October 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The really cool loop of not being able to sleep due to work stress and getting progressively tired until Friday night where I fall asleep at like 8pm and wake up around 5 Saturday morning with no alarm.
Starting her off the right way, in solidarity with Portland. #ProtestFrogs #ProtestDogs
October 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Starting her off the right way, in solidarity with Portland. #ProtestFrogs #ProtestDogs
Rest in piss, Ian Watkins.
October 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Rest in piss, Ian Watkins.
I'm tired of pretending that Frankenstein by the Edgar Winter Group is a Halloween song based on name alone.
October 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I'm tired of pretending that Frankenstein by the Edgar Winter Group is a Halloween song based on name alone.
In my line of work, I'm constantly either taking exams or classes for recertification. Trying to figure out A. How many times has this happened that they felt the need to include it and B. Why didn't the editor or narrator speak up and say "Hey, so what's the deal with the penis biting part?"
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
In my line of work, I'm constantly either taking exams or classes for recertification. Trying to figure out A. How many times has this happened that they felt the need to include it and B. Why didn't the editor or narrator speak up and say "Hey, so what's the deal with the penis biting part?"
I hate the Dallas Cowboys more than anyone I know.
Sincerely, a 30 year fan who lives in Philadelphia.
Sincerely, a 30 year fan who lives in Philadelphia.
September 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I hate the Dallas Cowboys more than anyone I know.
Sincerely, a 30 year fan who lives in Philadelphia.
Sincerely, a 30 year fan who lives in Philadelphia.
Just got back from hours in the ER to get antibiotics for an infected wisdom tooth that couldn't wait for urgent care in the morning, but Jurassic Express is back and they played Tarzan Boy, so overall today was a net positive. #AEWAllOut
September 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Just got back from hours in the ER to get antibiotics for an infected wisdom tooth that couldn't wait for urgent care in the morning, but Jurassic Express is back and they played Tarzan Boy, so overall today was a net positive. #AEWAllOut
Man, just heard that Billy from The Game Chasers passed away after a battle with cancer. Didn't even realize he was sick. Thanks for the years of entertainment and inspiring me to keep a lookout at flea markets and garage sales. RIP dude and #FuckCancer
September 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Man, just heard that Billy from The Game Chasers passed away after a battle with cancer. Didn't even realize he was sick. Thanks for the years of entertainment and inspiring me to keep a lookout at flea markets and garage sales. RIP dude and #FuckCancer
Guess the civil war is over after finding out it was a conservative white dude. Anyway, so about those Epstein files...
September 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Guess the civil war is over after finding out it was a conservative white dude. Anyway, so about those Epstein files...
Thoughts and prayers.
September 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Thoughts and prayers.
Moments before we gave one of my groomsmen a BTE Trigger:
Wedding pictures have been coming in, I'm really looking forward to seeing the full video of our #YoungBucks entrance.
Wedding pictures have been coming in, I'm really looking forward to seeing the full video of our #YoungBucks entrance.
September 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Moments before we gave one of my groomsmen a BTE Trigger:
Wedding pictures have been coming in, I'm really looking forward to seeing the full video of our #YoungBucks entrance.
Wedding pictures have been coming in, I'm really looking forward to seeing the full video of our #YoungBucks entrance.
Off to #AEWCollision. We are SOOOOO spoiled in Philly. ❤️
August 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Off to #AEWCollision. We are SOOOOO spoiled in Philly. ❤️
It ain't much, but it's honest work.
July 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It ain't much, but it's honest work.
It ain't much, but it's honest work.
July 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It ain't much, but it's honest work.
Frankly, I don't think our country deserves a birthday party this year. 🤷♂️
July 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Frankly, I don't think our country deserves a birthday party this year. 🤷♂️
Really happy with how the shoes for my groomsmen are turning out. Next step is a little paint!
May 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Really happy with how the shoes for my groomsmen are turning out. Next step is a little paint!
Engagement photoshoot time. Because nothing around my house can just be normal. 😅
April 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Engagement photoshoot time. Because nothing around my house can just be normal. 😅
Slept wrong. Turning my head is going to be a real treat for the next couple weeks!
April 12, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Slept wrong. Turning my head is going to be a real treat for the next couple weeks!
Okay, you can fuck all the way off weather lol
April 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Okay, you can fuck all the way off weather lol
Got last minute tickets for #AEWDynasty and they're pretty damn good!
April 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Got last minute tickets for #AEWDynasty and they're pretty damn good!
Agreeing to work some OT on Sarurday morning always seems like such a good idea until Friday night. 😔
April 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Agreeing to work some OT on Sarurday morning always seems like such a good idea until Friday night. 😔