GheyMysterio
@gheymysterio.bsky.social
Fan of horror movies, video games, football, wrestling, and shitty punk rock. If I drink a Dr. Pepper, I could literally die from the beetus. Did a hard reset of my life a few years ago and never looked back.
7-8-2020 🚫🍻❄️
#FDT
#WrestleSky
7-8-2020 🚫🍻❄️
#FDT
#WrestleSky
Working around the city today and saw this blast from the past. Haven't thought about this site in years despite it being a huge part of my childhood.
December 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Working around the city today and saw this blast from the past. Haven't thought about this site in years despite it being a huge part of my childhood.
Thoughts and prayers Dick Cheney.
November 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Thoughts and prayers Dick Cheney.
My puppy managed to get into the bathroom while I was going pee and activate the bidet, getting my pants soaked in the process. How is everyone else's Sunday going?
Pictured: The terrorist, trying to eat a string from one of my hoodies.
Pictured: The terrorist, trying to eat a string from one of my hoodies.
November 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My puppy managed to get into the bathroom while I was going pee and activate the bidet, getting my pants soaked in the process. How is everyone else's Sunday going?
Pictured: The terrorist, trying to eat a string from one of my hoodies.
Pictured: The terrorist, trying to eat a string from one of my hoodies.
Hoppy Halloween!!!
October 31, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Hoppy Halloween!!!
Starting her off the right way, in solidarity with Portland. #ProtestFrogs #ProtestDogs
October 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Starting her off the right way, in solidarity with Portland. #ProtestFrogs #ProtestDogs
I'm tired of pretending that Frankenstein by the Edgar Winter Group is a Halloween song based on name alone.
October 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I'm tired of pretending that Frankenstein by the Edgar Winter Group is a Halloween song based on name alone.
In my line of work, I'm constantly either taking exams or classes for recertification. Trying to figure out A. How many times has this happened that they felt the need to include it and B. Why didn't the editor or narrator speak up and say "Hey, so what's the deal with the penis biting part?"
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
In my line of work, I'm constantly either taking exams or classes for recertification. Trying to figure out A. How many times has this happened that they felt the need to include it and B. Why didn't the editor or narrator speak up and say "Hey, so what's the deal with the penis biting part?"
Moments before we gave one of my groomsmen a BTE Trigger:
Wedding pictures have been coming in, I'm really looking forward to seeing the full video of our #YoungBucks entrance.
Wedding pictures have been coming in, I'm really looking forward to seeing the full video of our #YoungBucks entrance.
September 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Moments before we gave one of my groomsmen a BTE Trigger:
Wedding pictures have been coming in, I'm really looking forward to seeing the full video of our #YoungBucks entrance.
Wedding pictures have been coming in, I'm really looking forward to seeing the full video of our #YoungBucks entrance.
It ain't much, but it's honest work.
July 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It ain't much, but it's honest work.
It ain't much, but it's honest work.
July 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It ain't much, but it's honest work.
Really happy with how the shoes for my groomsmen are turning out. Next step is a little paint!
May 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Really happy with how the shoes for my groomsmen are turning out. Next step is a little paint!
Engagement photoshoot time. Because nothing around my house can just be normal. 😅
April 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Engagement photoshoot time. Because nothing around my house can just be normal. 😅
Okay, you can fuck all the way off weather lol
April 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Okay, you can fuck all the way off weather lol
Got last minute tickets for #AEWDynasty and they're pretty damn good!
April 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Got last minute tickets for #AEWDynasty and they're pretty damn good!
I always forget how much wear and tear my work boots take until I get a new pair every six months. Also shows how out of alignment my hips are 👀. These aren't top-tier since I have to replace them so often, but they aren't bottom-tier either and are the only pair that don't hurt my feet.
March 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I always forget how much wear and tear my work boots take until I get a new pair every six months. Also shows how out of alignment my hips are 👀. These aren't top-tier since I have to replace them so often, but they aren't bottom-tier either and are the only pair that don't hurt my feet.
I'm really concerned about the well-being of that penguin from this Temu ad. It's definitely going through it. 😕
March 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I'm really concerned about the well-being of that penguin from this Temu ad. It's definitely going through it. 😕
Just posting a screengrab of Rock Band Rivals week before my top score gets absolutely demolished. 🤷♂️
February 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Just posting a screengrab of Rock Band Rivals week before my top score gets absolutely demolished. 🤷♂️
Oh, but they did just send this email. Gonna go drink hundreds of dollars worth of hot chocolate, and we'll be even! The AUDACITY...
January 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Oh, but they did just send this email. Gonna go drink hundreds of dollars worth of hot chocolate, and we'll be even! The AUDACITY...
Tripped while working outside and grabbed the closest "tree". What a terrible day to have hands...
January 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Tripped while working outside and grabbed the closest "tree". What a terrible day to have hands...
Love the relationship I have with the Operations Manager at my job.
December 30, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Love the relationship I have with the Operations Manager at my job.
I really think I have a shot at winning the Lays Do Us A Flavor contest!!!
December 27, 2024 at 12:06 AM
I really think I have a shot at winning the Lays Do Us A Flavor contest!!!
Today has been terrifying. A gang of Swans (and a duck that fell in with the wrong crowd) stalked me around a home and surrounded my work van.
December 12, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Today has been terrifying. A gang of Swans (and a duck that fell in with the wrong crowd) stalked me around a home and surrounded my work van.
December 8, 2024 at 4:16 AM
People are getting a little ridiculous with the Christmas decorations.
December 5, 2024 at 6:56 PM
People are getting a little ridiculous with the Christmas decorations.
