John Gholson
@gholson.bsky.social
Actor/Writer/Cartoonist
Film & TV: HIDDEN AMERICA, MAKE POPULAR MOVIES, DON'T BUY THE LIVERWURST, BAD THOUGHTS, F MY SON!, MAN FINDS TAPE
Rep: Bankston Talent
Film & TV: HIDDEN AMERICA, MAKE POPULAR MOVIES, DON'T BUY THE LIVERWURST, BAD THOUGHTS, F MY SON!, MAN FINDS TAPE
Rep: Bankston Talent
Pinned
F*CK MY SON!
I play Stanley.
2 nights, 22 Cities.
Only in theaters.
Forever in theaters.
I play Stanley.
2 nights, 22 Cities.
Only in theaters.
Forever in theaters.
They’re casting FALLOUT: SHELTER, a reality game show (for Amazon?) based on the mobile game based on the not-mobile-game. us.castitreach.com/ag/slus/fall...
CAST IT REACH
The series will not only test dwellers’ core attributes, but also their loyalty and alliances. It’s a game of power dynamics, popularity and social strategy which will ultimately result in a huge cash prize, but do you have what it takes to be the most S.P.E.C.I.A.L?.
us.castitreach.com
January 16, 2026 at 9:59 PM
They’re casting FALLOUT: SHELTER, a reality game show (for Amazon?) based on the mobile game based on the not-mobile-game. us.castitreach.com/ag/slus/fall...
I’d read more self-help books if they had spaceships or scary creatures.
January 16, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I’d read more self-help books if they had spaceships or scary creatures.
It’s really distracting when all the crew members of the USS Athena are unfamiliar faces and there’s THE MAN Becky Lynch just sitting there.
January 16, 2026 at 6:29 AM
It’s really distracting when all the crew members of the USS Athena are unfamiliar faces and there’s THE MAN Becky Lynch just sitting there.
Guess they actually do like participation trophies.
January 16, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Guess they actually do like participation trophies.
Being a Brotherhood of Steel superfan is a 🚩
January 15, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Being a Brotherhood of Steel superfan is a 🚩
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I know things are bad out there, but I'm pleased to report that PBR is releasing a limited edition 99-pack of Godzilla beer.
January 15, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I know things are bad out there, but I'm pleased to report that PBR is releasing a limited edition 99-pack of Godzilla beer.
F*CK MY SON!
I play Stanley.
2 nights, 22 Cities.
Only in theaters.
Forever in theaters.
I play Stanley.
2 nights, 22 Cities.
Only in theaters.
Forever in theaters.
January 15, 2026 at 6:17 AM
F*CK MY SON!
I play Stanley.
2 nights, 22 Cities.
Only in theaters.
Forever in theaters.
I play Stanley.
2 nights, 22 Cities.
Only in theaters.
Forever in theaters.
It took a billion times longer to do a simple voice-over audition than it does to do a live-action one, namely because the tech side has to be just so, in a way that the regular self-tapes do not, and, folks, I don't really have what the kids call a set-up. Anyway, cross them fingers.
January 15, 2026 at 6:09 AM
It took a billion times longer to do a simple voice-over audition than it does to do a live-action one, namely because the tech side has to be just so, in a way that the regular self-tapes do not, and, folks, I don't really have what the kids call a set-up. Anyway, cross them fingers.
Sorry but I’m gonna sing BONE TEMPLE like GOLDFINGER and that’s jus the way it is
January 14, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Sorry but I’m gonna sing BONE TEMPLE like GOLDFINGER and that’s jus the way it is
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Lee Daniel’s The Butler? And all this time I thought he was the director! Ah ha ha ah hee hee ah ho ho. It is to laugh.
January 14, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Lee Daniel’s The Butler? And all this time I thought he was the director! Ah ha ha ah hee hee ah ho ho. It is to laugh.
Oh WILL THERE be blood? Really? WILL THERE??? uh-huh
January 14, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Oh WILL THERE be blood? Really? WILL THERE??? uh-huh
The older I get, the more I find myself in the mood to watch THE TERMINATOR again. Might be slowly floating to the top as one of my all-time favorites.
January 14, 2026 at 4:02 PM
The older I get, the more I find myself in the mood to watch THE TERMINATOR again. Might be slowly floating to the top as one of my all-time favorites.
NEW FANGO IS HERE
NEW FANGO IS HERE
NEW FANGO IS HERE
January 14, 2026 at 12:51 AM
NEW FANGO IS HERE
NEW FANGO IS HERE
NEW FANGO IS HERE
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Okay I wrote a story called “night meat” and I’m reading it tonight in South Austin at Radio Coffee & Beer at 730. If you’re local, that’s where you need to go to hear me read “night meat”
January 13, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Okay I wrote a story called “night meat” and I’m reading it tonight in South Austin at Radio Coffee & Beer at 730. If you’re local, that’s where you need to go to hear me read “night meat”
Lisa Cohen will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
January 13, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Lisa Cohen will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
Only 90’s kids something something…
January 13, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Only 90’s kids something something…
Have this for when Zaida comes over, but……
January 12, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Have this for when Zaida comes over, but……
I won the Golan Globus for best ninja.
January 12, 2026 at 3:51 AM
I won the Golan Globus for best ninja.
As much as I loved the first GREENLAND (and I rewatched it today to make sure), I found GREENLAND: MIGRATION very frustrating in how it does more set-up/brush-off than set-up/pay-off, or how it always brings up information *it*does*not*have*to* that forces more scrutiny than it can answer.
January 12, 2026 at 2:10 AM
As much as I loved the first GREENLAND (and I rewatched it today to make sure), I found GREENLAND: MIGRATION very frustrating in how it does more set-up/brush-off than set-up/pay-off, or how it always brings up information *it*does*not*have*to* that forces more scrutiny than it can answer.
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holy fuck it’s real
January 11, 2026 at 3:24 AM
holy fuck it’s real
Hahaahahaaaa Would wear. shop.pinkbikeralph.com/product/comi...
Comic Book Skull - T-Shirt
Black Next Level Brand Tee w/ White Ink
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January 11, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Hahaahahaaaa Would wear. shop.pinkbikeralph.com/product/comi...
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Anyways, my ride is here
January 10, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Anyways, my ride is here