John Gholson
@gholson.bsky.social
Actor/Writer/Cartoonist
Film & TV: HIDDEN AMERICA, MAKE POPULAR MOVIES, DON'T BUY THE LIVERWURST, BAD THOUGHTS, F MY SON!, MAN FINDS TAPE
Rep: Bankston Talent
Film & TV: HIDDEN AMERICA, MAKE POPULAR MOVIES, DON'T BUY THE LIVERWURST, BAD THOUGHTS, F MY SON!, MAN FINDS TAPE
Rep: Bankston Talent
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F*CK MY SON!
I play Stanley.
2 nights, 22 Cities.
Only in theaters.
Forever in theaters.
I play Stanley.
2 nights, 22 Cities.
Only in theaters.
Forever in theaters.
Reposted by John Gholson
And I think this one’s done! Strange Sport Stories sketch: Jimmy Olsen vs Swamp Thing. This will go up on the Helioscope etsy in a few days, or if you want it right now, it’s yours for free if you make a $400 donation to the trans law center. transgenderlawcenter.org/donate/ DM me to coordinate.
January 18, 2026 at 2:12 AM
And I think this one’s done! Strange Sport Stories sketch: Jimmy Olsen vs Swamp Thing. This will go up on the Helioscope etsy in a few days, or if you want it right now, it’s yours for free if you make a $400 donation to the trans law center. transgenderlawcenter.org/donate/ DM me to coordinate.
Come for the two takes in one edit; stay for Frozen Monopoly improv.
January 17, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Come for the two takes in one edit; stay for Frozen Monopoly improv.
Well, do I have news for you.
January 16, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Well, do I have news for you.
They’re casting FALLOUT: SHELTER, a reality game show (for Amazon?) based on the mobile game based on the not-mobile-game. us.castitreach.com/ag/slus/fall...
CAST IT REACH
The series will not only test dwellers’ core attributes, but also their loyalty and alliances. It’s a game of power dynamics, popularity and social strategy which will ultimately result in a huge cash prize, but do you have what it takes to be the most S.P.E.C.I.A.L?.
us.castitreach.com
January 16, 2026 at 9:59 PM
They’re casting FALLOUT: SHELTER, a reality game show (for Amazon?) based on the mobile game based on the not-mobile-game. us.castitreach.com/ag/slus/fall...
I’d read more self-help books if they had spaceships or scary creatures.
January 16, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I’d read more self-help books if they had spaceships or scary creatures.
It’s really distracting when all the crew members of the USS Athena are unfamiliar faces and there’s THE MAN Becky Lynch just sitting there.
January 16, 2026 at 6:29 AM
It’s really distracting when all the crew members of the USS Athena are unfamiliar faces and there’s THE MAN Becky Lynch just sitting there.
Guess they actually do like participation trophies.
January 16, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Guess they actually do like participation trophies.
Being a Brotherhood of Steel superfan is a 🚩
January 15, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Being a Brotherhood of Steel superfan is a 🚩
For a month or more in the 90’s, it felt like BORIS & NATASHA was on cable TV everyday.
January 15, 2026 at 5:26 PM
For a month or more in the 90’s, it felt like BORIS & NATASHA was on cable TV everyday.
Reposted by John Gholson
I know things are bad out there, but I'm pleased to report that PBR is releasing a limited edition 99-pack of Godzilla beer.
January 15, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I know things are bad out there, but I'm pleased to report that PBR is releasing a limited edition 99-pack of Godzilla beer.
F*CK MY SON!
I play Stanley.
2 nights, 22 Cities.
Only in theaters.
Forever in theaters.
I play Stanley.
2 nights, 22 Cities.
Only in theaters.
Forever in theaters.
January 15, 2026 at 6:17 AM
F*CK MY SON!
I play Stanley.
2 nights, 22 Cities.
Only in theaters.
Forever in theaters.
I play Stanley.
2 nights, 22 Cities.
Only in theaters.
Forever in theaters.
It took a billion times longer to do a simple voice-over audition than it does to do a live-action one, namely because the tech side has to be just so, in a way that the regular self-tapes do not, and, folks, I don't really have what the kids call a set-up. Anyway, cross them fingers.
January 15, 2026 at 6:09 AM
It took a billion times longer to do a simple voice-over audition than it does to do a live-action one, namely because the tech side has to be just so, in a way that the regular self-tapes do not, and, folks, I don't really have what the kids call a set-up. Anyway, cross them fingers.
Sorry but I’m gonna sing BONE TEMPLE like GOLDFINGER and that’s jus the way it is
January 14, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Sorry but I’m gonna sing BONE TEMPLE like GOLDFINGER and that’s jus the way it is
Reposted by John Gholson
Lee Daniel’s The Butler? And all this time I thought he was the director! Ah ha ha ah hee hee ah ho ho. It is to laugh.
January 14, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Lee Daniel’s The Butler? And all this time I thought he was the director! Ah ha ha ah hee hee ah ho ho. It is to laugh.
Oh WILL THERE be blood? Really? WILL THERE??? uh-huh
January 14, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Oh WILL THERE be blood? Really? WILL THERE??? uh-huh
The older I get, the more I find myself in the mood to watch THE TERMINATOR again. Might be slowly floating to the top as one of my all-time favorites.
January 14, 2026 at 4:02 PM
The older I get, the more I find myself in the mood to watch THE TERMINATOR again. Might be slowly floating to the top as one of my all-time favorites.
NEW FANGO IS HERE
NEW FANGO IS HERE
NEW FANGO IS HERE
January 14, 2026 at 12:51 AM
NEW FANGO IS HERE
NEW FANGO IS HERE
NEW FANGO IS HERE
Reposted by John Gholson
Okay I wrote a story called “night meat” and I’m reading it tonight in South Austin at Radio Coffee & Beer at 730. If you’re local, that’s where you need to go to hear me read “night meat”
January 13, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Okay I wrote a story called “night meat” and I’m reading it tonight in South Austin at Radio Coffee & Beer at 730. If you’re local, that’s where you need to go to hear me read “night meat”
Lisa Cohen will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
January 13, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Lisa Cohen will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
Only 90’s kids something something…
January 13, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Only 90’s kids something something…
Have this for when Zaida comes over, but……
January 12, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Have this for when Zaida comes over, but……
Saw the clip randomly in a compilation of Tubi movie moments.
January 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Saw the clip randomly in a compilation of Tubi movie moments.
I won the Golan Globus for best ninja.
January 12, 2026 at 3:51 AM
I won the Golan Globus for best ninja.
And makes character decisions look foolish based on other information that the movie has chosen to give us (like, there is a WAR happening - which the movie underlines - so why would anyone go headlong into it based on total hearsay when real safety is offered MULTIPLE TIMES?). lol
January 12, 2026 at 2:37 AM
And makes character decisions look foolish based on other information that the movie has chosen to give us (like, there is a WAR happening - which the movie underlines - so why would anyone go headlong into it based on total hearsay when real safety is offered MULTIPLE TIMES?). lol