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Max Booth
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Any one of us could be shot or kidnapped because an ICE agent doesn’t like the look of us. Are you prepared to be murdered in cold blood while “news” sources repeat the claim you were “weaponizing your vehicle” trying to leave your driveway? They want you to accept that. They want to make it normal
January 7, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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May we scrape together whatever justice is possible and may this pig never have access to free society again.
This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.
January 7, 2026 at 7:39 PM
perfecting the ancient sport of sobbing in my car every morning 🏅🏅🏅
January 7, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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So living with my parents abruptly became unsafe (mentally/emotionally) and I'm leaving ASAP. I have somewhere to go, but it's out of state. I'm packing now but I have to register my car before I go and that's $500. Anything helps. 🫀

Venmo: probablyharmless
PayPal: theohillwriter at gmail
January 7, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Getting bullied at the gas station tonight
January 7, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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when i'm sneezy i'm a guy and when i'm sleepy i'm a girl but when i'm doc, grumpy, happy, bashful, or dopey i'm some other mysterious third thing
July 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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I’m genderless except for when I’m a sleepy girl convinced a big iced coffee will solve all of my problems
April 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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cumming inside you and then immediately grabbing my phone and googling "sex finale explained"
January 6, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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Dressing up as ET just so that guy and his friends will beat me to death with a hammer
January 5, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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a strong password? what about a sensitive password with a beautiful heart?
January 5, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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I'm thinking about the time I was capturing field recordings for an album and got a genuinely weird, frightening EVP. Wish I still had the recording!

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January 5, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
January 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
when you have been awake for 23 consecutive hours and you are full of crazed energy sometimes the only solution is to spontaneously shave your head at 8:30 in the morning. it’s not against the law. nobody will stop you.
January 5, 2026 at 4:28 PM
If you’ve ever felt like the dumbest person in the universe please rest assured that I am still alive and in fact will never die
January 5, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Ever since I was a little thing I knew I wanted to fry my brain with the guts of a computer
January 5, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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Imagine, if you will, a woman who is so sad.
January 5, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Dressing up as ET just so that guy and his friends will beat me to death with a hammer
January 5, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Wake up it’s time to have fun on the internet
January 5, 2026 at 1:19 PM
You can post through anything if you are Insane enough
January 5, 2026 at 1:17 PM
it is my right as an American to cause such a ruckus at my local Waffle House that one of the cooks hops over the counter and gives me a concussion with a frying pan
January 5, 2026 at 1:17 PM
a deep yearning to clone yourself for the sole purpose of beating the shit out of it
January 5, 2026 at 1:13 PM
the human desire to get drunk at a bar and arrested for fighting a stranger
January 5, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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Proposal: next year everyone send me your weird/horror short stories, I’ll make a list of the ones I think are coolest, and I won’t support a genocide while doing so
January 4, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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Asked to see the secret menu at McDonald's and Grimace showed me his weird dick
January 2, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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Me and whomst?
What if we had a knife fight in the ambient glow of roku city
January 4, 2026 at 10:05 PM