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Bad day! Very grumpy! Sharing this again! I have cool things planned for it! There are cool things already on it! Pledge and become cool, too. I’m also writing death predictions for all patrons. Find out how you’re gonna die!
hello internet, I have launched a patreon. if you're a fan of the books I write, or the work I do through Ghoulish Books, or perhaps my many failed podcasts, or some mysterious other thing I've forgotten about, please consider throwing some $$$ my way. thank you. patreon.com/interrobangbus
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words to save the world
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February 7, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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Dragon Ball z Sunday
dragonball z Sunday chalk art hopscotch Superbowl edition.
YouTube video by Andrew Hilbert
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February 8, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Please share far and wide and come on down to Radio in Austin, TX. www.prekindle.com/event/44763-...
February 8, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Tofu done incorrectly and lazily

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How to tofu foo | Dreamcast 2
Get more from Dreamcast 2 on Patreon
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February 5, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Imagine yourself, the most beautiful person, in my shirt.

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February 4, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Introducing a new form of currency, Godzilla bucks. Godzilla everyday day 77 youtube.com/shorts/wji-A...
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February 2, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Dragonball z Sunday and Godzilla and Sonic.

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Dragonball z Sunday and Godzilla everyday day 76. Sonic asks piccolo a very important question
YouTube video by Andrew Hilbert
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February 1, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Godzilla everyday day 75 jump
YouTube video by Andrew Hilbert
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January 31, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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In light of recent developments and, as a proud Baytriot, I feel compelled to tap the sign again. Cinema needs more people like Michael Bay, and fewer people like Darren Aronofsky.
January 30, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Whiniest loser in history. Too bad he won a few times and we're stuck

www.cnbc.com/2026/01/29/t...
Trump, two sons, Trump Org sue IRS, Treasury for $10 billion over tax records leak
The Miami federal court lawsuit says the IRS and Treasury failed to prevent the leak of Trumps tax records by former IRS employee Charles Littlejohn.
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January 30, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Sitting at the bar listening to a guy defend Trump as a good man. He keeps saying he's a Christian and the policies are Christian. This mother fucker can eat shit. Fuck ice.

"Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me."
January 29, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I'm on @upscrolled.bsky.social as I phase the hell out of TikTok

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January 29, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I just backed Dino Knights: The Complete Arc on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/hou...
Dino Knights: The Complete Arc
Issues 5 and 6 deliver an epic conclusion to the arc!
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January 28, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Suspenders
January 27, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Fuck ice
Reminder that, as of the latest reports, Liam Ramos is still in prison in Texas - now for 5 days.

His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.
January 27, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL:

When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.
January 27, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Bovino, a fascist dip shit
January 26, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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US government rn
January 25, 2026 at 11:29 AM
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The federal government is executing American citizens in the middle of the street for exercising their constitutional right to freedom of speech.

This is tyranny. No free people can accept this kind of government. We need to bring an end to the Trump regime.
January 24, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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Republicans: everyone must be able to carry any gun at all times,
up to and including high powered rifles, to protect themselves against tyranny

also Republicans, without batting an eye: carrying a gun is unquestionable justification for federal agents to shoot you dead in the street
January 24, 2026 at 5:13 PM