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Paul Crust

@ghosteggs.bsky.social

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Jack of no trades. Reeves & Mortimer fan. FYI #ActuallyADHD Find me on Instagram & Substack if you fancy (even though Substack is shit) p.s. your art is rubbish.

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Paul Crust @ghosteggs.bsky.social · May 27

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Paul Crust @ghosteggs.bsky.social · May 27

The West must be freed of its addiction to symbolic posturing on social media.

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Paul Crust @ghosteggs.bsky.social · May 27

I've been overlooked and ignored because of my incompetence and general attitude.

Paul Crust @ghosteggs.bsky.social · May 27

So many successful people have had to go through hell. I really feel for her.

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Paul Crust @ghosteggs.bsky.social · May 26

That or playing Champagne Supernova on the spoons down the precinct. Make sure you have the correct PRS licence for that though.

Paul Crust @ghosteggs.bsky.social · May 26

The utter futility inherent in the outraged responses to the Nick Clegg AI thing is depressing me. They'll do whatever the fuck they want. Your only hope is there's huge solar flare that destroys all technology and you can earn some pennies selling your daubings for bog roll.

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Paul Crust @ghosteggs.bsky.social · May 26

Emmanuel Kunt.

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Robin Allender @robinallender.bsky.social · May 26

Celebrating the day I sang Lady in Red at the 9.30 Club in DC

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Nick J. Brown @northernmailman.bsky.social · May 26

New Saved by the Bell reboot looks like fun...

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · May 25

During a debate titled "One Christian vs. Twenty Atheists," Jordan Peterson loses by forgetting what side he’s on

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Paul Crust @ghosteggs.bsky.social · May 26

Saved by the Bellend, more like.

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Paul Crust @ghosteggs.bsky.social · May 25

Released in 1962.
"Truly important news stories do not occur regularly or predictably, there may be droughts of newsworthy stories. to "fill the gap," news corps report what Boorstin calls "pseudo-events", political spectacles (usually) organized by politicians to tell a certain narrative."

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Paul Crust @ghosteggs.bsky.social · May 24

Eugenics isn't a foundational Judeo-Christian principle, it's bullshit science.

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honey i am a guy fawkes & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · May 24

🎵 cock & bollock stew,
cock & bollock stew,
a half-a-cock for me and
a half-a-cock for you 🎶

Close-ups of Cher and Meat Loaf taken from the Dead Ringer For Love video

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Paul Crust @ghosteggs.bsky.social · May 24

Pulling out the big guns!

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Paul Crust @ghosteggs.bsky.social · May 24

The word human comes from the Latin "humus" which was a delicious Roman dip made from chickpeas and sesame seeds.

Paul Crust @ghosteggs.bsky.social · May 24

I really am a world record breaking procrastinator. It's like, In times of high demand, 90% of my brain gets scared and suddenly shuts down as a defence mechanism.

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Paul Crust @ghosteggs.bsky.social · May 24

I've got lots and lots to do over the next 4 days that my family are away, so my mind has decided to go completely blank and is forcing me to lie on the sofa and alternate between staring at my phone, staring at the wall and worrying.

Paul Crust @ghosteggs.bsky.social · May 24

It's true there are two sides to every story but, in my experience, one side is usually a convincing and accurate side and the other side mostly a load of overwrought, defensive bollocks.

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Paul Crust @ghosteggs.bsky.social · May 24

I wish it was acceptable to moan about one's mother in law because mine is a right cow.

Paul Crust @ghosteggs.bsky.social · May 24

Are you working as a solar panel again?

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Paul Crust @ghosteggs.bsky.social · May 24

"Have you gained weight?"
"Yeah, I've got a Thai A Roy Dee problem."

Paul Crust @ghosteggs.bsky.social · May 23

It's possible to be both clever and thick.

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windust @windust.bsky.social · May 23

Pre-Diddy

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