Paul Crust
@ghosteggs.bsky.social
Jack of no trades. Reeves & Mortimer fan.
FYI #ActuallyADHD
Find me on Instagram & Substack if you fancy (even though Substack is shit)
p.s. your art is rubbish.
FYI #ActuallyADHD
Find me on Instagram & Substack if you fancy (even though Substack is shit)
p.s. your art is rubbish.
The West must be freed of its addiction to symbolic posturing on social media.
May 27, 2025 at 8:45 AM
The West must be freed of its addiction to symbolic posturing on social media.
I've been overlooked and ignored because of my incompetence and general attitude.
May 27, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I've been overlooked and ignored because of my incompetence and general attitude.
So many successful people have had to go through hell. I really feel for her.
May 27, 2025 at 8:28 AM
So many successful people have had to go through hell. I really feel for her.
That or playing Champagne Supernova on the spoons down the precinct. Make sure you have the correct PRS licence for that though.
May 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
That or playing Champagne Supernova on the spoons down the precinct. Make sure you have the correct PRS licence for that though.
The utter futility inherent in the outraged responses to the Nick Clegg AI thing is depressing me. They'll do whatever the fuck they want. Your only hope is there's huge solar flare that destroys all technology and you can earn some pennies selling your daubings for bog roll.
May 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The utter futility inherent in the outraged responses to the Nick Clegg AI thing is depressing me. They'll do whatever the fuck they want. Your only hope is there's huge solar flare that destroys all technology and you can earn some pennies selling your daubings for bog roll.
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Robin Allender - Lady In Red by Chris De Burgh
YouTube video by Robin Allender
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May 26, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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New Saved by the Bell reboot looks like fun...
During a debate titled "One Christian vs. Twenty Atheists," Jordan Peterson loses by forgetting what side he’s on
May 26, 2025 at 9:54 AM
New Saved by the Bell reboot looks like fun...
Saved by the Bellend, more like.
May 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Saved by the Bellend, more like.
Released in 1962.
"Truly important news stories do not occur regularly or predictably, there may be droughts of newsworthy stories. to "fill the gap," news corps report what Boorstin calls "pseudo-events", political spectacles (usually) organized by politicians to tell a certain narrative."
"Truly important news stories do not occur regularly or predictably, there may be droughts of newsworthy stories. to "fill the gap," news corps report what Boorstin calls "pseudo-events", political spectacles (usually) organized by politicians to tell a certain narrative."
May 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Released in 1962.
"Truly important news stories do not occur regularly or predictably, there may be droughts of newsworthy stories. to "fill the gap," news corps report what Boorstin calls "pseudo-events", political spectacles (usually) organized by politicians to tell a certain narrative."
"Truly important news stories do not occur regularly or predictably, there may be droughts of newsworthy stories. to "fill the gap," news corps report what Boorstin calls "pseudo-events", political spectacles (usually) organized by politicians to tell a certain narrative."
Eugenics isn't a foundational Judeo-Christian principle, it's bullshit science.
May 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Eugenics isn't a foundational Judeo-Christian principle, it's bullshit science.
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🎵 cock & bollock stew,
cock & bollock stew,
a half-a-cock for me and
a half-a-cock for you 🎶
cock & bollock stew,
a half-a-cock for me and
a half-a-cock for you 🎶
May 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
🎵 cock & bollock stew,
cock & bollock stew,
a half-a-cock for me and
a half-a-cock for you 🎶
cock & bollock stew,
a half-a-cock for me and
a half-a-cock for you 🎶
Pulling out the big guns!
a man in a striped shirt is smiling with a blue background behind him
ALT: a man in a striped shirt is smiling with a blue background behind him
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May 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Pulling out the big guns!
The word human comes from the Latin "humus" which was a delicious Roman dip made from chickpeas and sesame seeds.
May 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The word human comes from the Latin "humus" which was a delicious Roman dip made from chickpeas and sesame seeds.
I really am a world record breaking procrastinator. It's like, In times of high demand, 90% of my brain gets scared and suddenly shuts down as a defence mechanism.
a group of goats playing with a ball in a park
ALT: a group of goats playing with a ball in a park
media.tenor.com
May 24, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I really am a world record breaking procrastinator. It's like, In times of high demand, 90% of my brain gets scared and suddenly shuts down as a defence mechanism.
I've got lots and lots to do over the next 4 days that my family are away, so my mind has decided to go completely blank and is forcing me to lie on the sofa and alternate between staring at my phone, staring at the wall and worrying.
May 24, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I've got lots and lots to do over the next 4 days that my family are away, so my mind has decided to go completely blank and is forcing me to lie on the sofa and alternate between staring at my phone, staring at the wall and worrying.
It's true there are two sides to every story but, in my experience, one side is usually a convincing and accurate side and the other side mostly a load of overwrought, defensive bollocks.
May 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
It's true there are two sides to every story but, in my experience, one side is usually a convincing and accurate side and the other side mostly a load of overwrought, defensive bollocks.
I wish it was acceptable to moan about one's mother in law because mine is a right cow.
May 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I wish it was acceptable to moan about one's mother in law because mine is a right cow.
Are you working as a solar panel again?
May 24, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Are you working as a solar panel again?
"Have you gained weight?"
"Yeah, I've got a Thai A Roy Dee problem."
"Yeah, I've got a Thai A Roy Dee problem."
May 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
"Have you gained weight?"
"Yeah, I've got a Thai A Roy Dee problem."
"Yeah, I've got a Thai A Roy Dee problem."
It's possible to be both clever and thick.
May 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It's possible to be both clever and thick.
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