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I imagined we were each getting our own tiny robot; we’d hand it our work & it would fold it for efficient storage.
I imagined we were each getting our own tiny robot; we’d hand it our work & it would fold it for efficient storage.
Sometimes this job feels like a calling. This week, especially.
Sometimes this job feels like a calling. This week, especially.
Whenever I cough - always honking, always twice - I wait a beat and hear him do the same. As if in response.
It’s like we’re a pair of geese out in the wild, only you know, phlegmier.
Whenever I cough - always honking, always twice - I wait a beat and hear him do the same. As if in response.
It’s like we’re a pair of geese out in the wild, only you know, phlegmier.
… it begins
… it begins
I’s calling it: The all too rare CONFLUENCE OF AWESOME.
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I’s calling it: The all too rare CONFLUENCE OF AWESOME.
www.comedy.co.uk/tv/news/8613...
That’s first.
Also I loved that the mom pivoted to Shane’s endorsements immediately and adroitly. Because she would. She should.
Also, it was always gonna default to schmoopy doe-eyed love because genres are defined by their parameters.
That’s first.
Also I loved that the mom pivoted to Shane’s endorsements immediately and adroitly. Because she would. She should.
Also, it was always gonna default to schmoopy doe-eyed love because genres are defined by their parameters.
Luckily this occurred in ninth grade, when I wasn’t entirely consumed with the fear of someone saying … well pretty much that exactly.
Luckily this occurred in ninth grade, when I wasn’t entirely consumed with the fear of someone saying … well pretty much that exactly.
If you’re not doing this
What, the fuck, ARE you doing?
If you’re not doing this
What, the fuck, ARE you doing?
-heteronativity
-heteronativity
PARSON BROWN: Wha- what?
FARMER GRAY: Relax. Have some coffee and some pumpkin pie.
PARSON BROWN: Th-Thank you.
FARMER GRAY: It’s like we’re in a game of Clue, you and me.
PARSON BROWN: Pardon?
FARMER GRAY: You know: Brown, Gray.
PARSON BROWN: Oh. Yes. Clever.
PARSON BROWN: Wha- what?
FARMER GRAY: Relax. Have some coffee and some pumpkin pie.
PARSON BROWN: Th-Thank you.
FARMER GRAY: It’s like we’re in a game of Clue, you and me.
PARSON BROWN: Pardon?
FARMER GRAY: You know: Brown, Gray.
PARSON BROWN: Oh. Yes. Clever.
Evil stalks the shadowy cobblestone streets of Edwardian London …
An evil born many years before, when one old man’s redemption unleashed a dread curse …
Christmas 2026
Terror will be annoyingly cheerful
Because …
TINY TIM DID NOT DIE
Evil stalks the shadowy cobblestone streets of Edwardian London …
An evil born many years before, when one old man’s redemption unleashed a dread curse …
Christmas 2026
Terror will be annoyingly cheerful
Because …
TINY TIM DID NOT DIE
-Uh-huh
THE HOLIDAY SEASON!
-yep sure is
-SO HOOP DE DOO!
-sorry what
-AND DICKORY DOCK!
-what are you saying now what’s going on
-AND DON’T FORGET! TO HANG UP YOUR SOCK!
-gross
-and like, settle down
-Uh-huh
THE HOLIDAY SEASON!
-yep sure is
-SO HOOP DE DOO!
-sorry what
-AND DICKORY DOCK!
-what are you saying now what’s going on
-AND DON’T FORGET! TO HANG UP YOUR SOCK!
-gross
-and like, settle down
INNKEEPER: Sorry sir we have no record of that.
JOSEPH: This is unacceptable.
INNKEEPER: Perhaps you’d like to speak to our manger?
JOSEPH: Absolutely. Wait what why’d you say it like that
INNKEEPER: Sorry sir we have no record of that.
JOSEPH: This is unacceptable.
INNKEEPER: Perhaps you’d like to speak to our manger?
JOSEPH: Absolutely. Wait what why’d you say it like that
It changed drinks out with friends. It changed dinner parties. It changed family get-togethers. It changed holiday meals.
It changed the world.
It changed drinks out with friends. It changed dinner parties. It changed family get-togethers. It changed holiday meals.
It changed the world.