Glen Weldon
@ghweldon.bsky.social
Author, THE CAPED CRUSADE, NPR’s PODCAST START UP GUIDE. Unauthor, SUPERMAN: THE UNAUTHORIZED BIOGRAPHY. Host, POP CULTURE HAPPY HOUR.
Woodstock is a pick-me gay.
A log cabin republican.
A gay for MAGA.
A log cabin republican.
A gay for MAGA.
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Woodstock is a pick-me gay.
A log cabin republican.
A gay for MAGA.
A log cabin republican.
A gay for MAGA.
Lesbians inviting themselves and their partners and their black friends to your basic-ass white suburban Thanksgiving is the only way change happens so yeah. She complains about the food. It’s uncomfortable. Live in it.
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Lesbians inviting themselves and their partners and their black friends to your basic-ass white suburban Thanksgiving is the only way change happens so yeah. She complains about the food. It’s uncomfortable. Live in it.
I really dug PETER HUJAR’S DAY. It hit me when I was in precisely the mood to pick up what it was putting down.
How much of the mood in question was I predisposed to be in, simply upon seeing the Janus Films logo?
A NON-ZERO PERCENTAGE. IS HOW MUCH.
How much of the mood in question was I predisposed to be in, simply upon seeing the Janus Films logo?
A NON-ZERO PERCENTAGE. IS HOW MUCH.
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I really dug PETER HUJAR’S DAY. It hit me when I was in precisely the mood to pick up what it was putting down.
How much of the mood in question was I predisposed to be in, simply upon seeing the Janus Films logo?
A NON-ZERO PERCENTAGE. IS HOW MUCH.
How much of the mood in question was I predisposed to be in, simply upon seeing the Janus Films logo?
A NON-ZERO PERCENTAGE. IS HOW MUCH.
Word of the Day Weldon, they call me.
November 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Word of the Day Weldon, they call me.
What did you think of your tour of the West Wing, Dame Smith?
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
What did you think of your tour of the West Wing, Dame Smith?
Planning a NYC trip cause I heard they got Shiera Law which forces everyone to be a grumpy badass and have insane sexual chemistry with absolutely everyone
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Planning a NYC trip cause I heard they got Shiera Law which forces everyone to be a grumpy badass and have insane sexual chemistry with absolutely everyone
This is my sandwich. There are many like it but this one is mine. My sandwich is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My sandwich, without me, is useless. Without my sandwich, I am useless. I must eat my sandwich true. I must eat heartier than my enemy who is
November 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This is my sandwich. There are many like it but this one is mine. My sandwich is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My sandwich, without me, is useless. Without my sandwich, I am useless. I must eat my sandwich true. I must eat heartier than my enemy who is
St. Peter, yesterday:
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
St. Peter, yesterday:
The real question is how she found the address of his home pit.
November 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The real question is how she found the address of his home pit.
Today is All Hallow’s Day.
All the Hallows.
All of them.
Except for one.
This one.
All the Hallows.
All of them.
Except for one.
This one.
November 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Today is All Hallow’s Day.
All the Hallows.
All of them.
Except for one.
This one.
All the Hallows.
All of them.
Except for one.
This one.
Social media just paid for itself.
October 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Social media just paid for itself.
I hate Gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re going as Thranduil’s Elk sniffily ghosting the Dwarves of Erebor.
(jkjk I love Gay Halloween)
(jkjk I love Gay Halloween)
October 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I hate Gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re going as Thranduil’s Elk sniffily ghosting the Dwarves of Erebor.
(jkjk I love Gay Halloween)
(jkjk I love Gay Halloween)
This is a vestige of the pre-Gunn DC Universe, in my review of 2018’s TEEN TITANS GO! TO THE MOVIES, which is, not for nothing, terrific.
It’s a pretty good Martha joke.
B, B-.
Pretty good.
It’s a pretty good Martha joke.
B, B-.
Pretty good.
October 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This is a vestige of the pre-Gunn DC Universe, in my review of 2018’s TEEN TITANS GO! TO THE MOVIES, which is, not for nothing, terrific.
It’s a pretty good Martha joke.
B, B-.
Pretty good.
It’s a pretty good Martha joke.
B, B-.
Pretty good.
Oh sure now he’s the charismatic leader of a pagan gourd cult but in two months he’s gonna be Jesus-shaming everyone about the true meaning of Christmas.
Sally, girl. Chew your leg off. Get yourself free bitch.
Sally, girl. Chew your leg off. Get yourself free bitch.
October 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Oh sure now he’s the charismatic leader of a pagan gourd cult but in two months he’s gonna be Jesus-shaming everyone about the true meaning of Christmas.
Sally, girl. Chew your leg off. Get yourself free bitch.
Sally, girl. Chew your leg off. Get yourself free bitch.
This image is hot.
The fact that Batman wears white sweatsocks under his boots is, however, entirely new information to this Batman scholar, and not remotely hot.
The fact that Batman wears white sweatsocks under his boots is, however, entirely new information to this Batman scholar, and not remotely hot.
October 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
This image is hot.
The fact that Batman wears white sweatsocks under his boots is, however, entirely new information to this Batman scholar, and not remotely hot.
The fact that Batman wears white sweatsocks under his boots is, however, entirely new information to this Batman scholar, and not remotely hot.
This is a shot of The Grabber ice-skating towards his next victim, an actual, for real, actual thing that occurs in the horror film BLACK PHONE 2.
A thing that does NOT occur in said film: The Grabber screaming “TOOOOOOE PIIIIIIIIIIICK!” as he sets about ax-murderin’ folk.
Opportunity: MISSED.
A thing that does NOT occur in said film: The Grabber screaming “TOOOOOOE PIIIIIIIIIIICK!” as he sets about ax-murderin’ folk.
Opportunity: MISSED.
October 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
This is a shot of The Grabber ice-skating towards his next victim, an actual, for real, actual thing that occurs in the horror film BLACK PHONE 2.
A thing that does NOT occur in said film: The Grabber screaming “TOOOOOOE PIIIIIIIIIIICK!” as he sets about ax-murderin’ folk.
Opportunity: MISSED.
A thing that does NOT occur in said film: The Grabber screaming “TOOOOOOE PIIIIIIIIIIICK!” as he sets about ax-murderin’ folk.
Opportunity: MISSED.
L to R: Dead Chimney Sweep, Dead Hulk, Dead Davey Crockett, Schmoo, Dead Devo Member, Dead Dalmatian, Pagan Gourd Cult Acolyte, Pagan Gourd Cult Leader.
October 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
L to R: Dead Chimney Sweep, Dead Hulk, Dead Davey Crockett, Schmoo, Dead Devo Member, Dead Dalmatian, Pagan Gourd Cult Acolyte, Pagan Gourd Cult Leader.
It’s Coming Out Day. If you’re still in the closet, stay there until you feel safe.
But know that things are better on the other side.
It’s like going bald. It’s traumatic as hell, but then you look back and realize: That hair was bad hair and it was doing you no favors.
You’re better off now.
But know that things are better on the other side.
It’s like going bald. It’s traumatic as hell, but then you look back and realize: That hair was bad hair and it was doing you no favors.
You’re better off now.
October 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
It’s Coming Out Day. If you’re still in the closet, stay there until you feel safe.
But know that things are better on the other side.
It’s like going bald. It’s traumatic as hell, but then you look back and realize: That hair was bad hair and it was doing you no favors.
You’re better off now.
But know that things are better on the other side.
It’s like going bald. It’s traumatic as hell, but then you look back and realize: That hair was bad hair and it was doing you no favors.
You’re better off now.
BOOTS drops on Netflix tomorrow. I’ll have a mini-review in Friday’s PCHH Newsletter, but I’ll answer the most burning question now.
Yes.
Yes, after they shave his head, eventually you DO get past the main actor’s uncanny resemblance to Trixie Mattel out of drag.
Yes.
… Eventually.
Yes.
Yes, after they shave his head, eventually you DO get past the main actor’s uncanny resemblance to Trixie Mattel out of drag.
Yes.
… Eventually.
October 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
BOOTS drops on Netflix tomorrow. I’ll have a mini-review in Friday’s PCHH Newsletter, but I’ll answer the most burning question now.
Yes.
Yes, after they shave his head, eventually you DO get past the main actor’s uncanny resemblance to Trixie Mattel out of drag.
Yes.
… Eventually.
Yes.
Yes, after they shave his head, eventually you DO get past the main actor’s uncanny resemblance to Trixie Mattel out of drag.
Yes.
… Eventually.
The rise and ascendency of pop culture about branding and marketing (SHARK TANK, “product-origin” movies and series, entrepreneur podcasts, this new miserable Fallon thing) has me out here in these streets like
October 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The rise and ascendency of pop culture about branding and marketing (SHARK TANK, “product-origin” movies and series, entrepreneur podcasts, this new miserable Fallon thing) has me out here in these streets like
Rescued from my dead mom’s stuff: My ENTIRE childhood. In two volumes.
It explains … I mean, everything.
It explains … I mean, everything.
September 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Rescued from my dead mom’s stuff: My ENTIRE childhood. In two volumes.
It explains … I mean, everything.
It explains … I mean, everything.
Me on the left.
F on the right.
You have just learned everything there is to know about our 26-year relationship.
F on the right.
You have just learned everything there is to know about our 26-year relationship.
September 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Me on the left.
F on the right.
You have just learned everything there is to know about our 26-year relationship.
F on the right.
You have just learned everything there is to know about our 26-year relationship.