Gilbert Bystander
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• Legendary Bystander to Multiple Events
• Devil's Advocate
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I thought i was SO COOL. surely, a very lightweight straw would funnel the bands into a tighter, cleaner propulsion with less drag from the flailing rubber. Wrong. No effect on flight, not even a poor one
February 15, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I thought i was SO COOL. surely, a very lightweight straw would funnel the bands into a tighter, cleaner propulsion with less drag from the flailing rubber. Wrong. No effect on flight, not even a poor one
lol this random house in my neighborhood has the tallest creosote ive ever seen so I keep spamming it as The Treeosote to plant scientists so in its own way its kinda famous
February 15, 2026 at 4:11 AM
lol this random house in my neighborhood has the tallest creosote ive ever seen so I keep spamming it as The Treeosote to plant scientists so in its own way its kinda famous
"Trumpstein", coming from me, is NOT antisemitic. But it sounds too much like antisemitism to use this portmanteau
February 15, 2026 at 2:13 AM
"Trumpstein", coming from me, is NOT antisemitic. But it sounds too much like antisemitism to use this portmanteau
Disgraced clown cop Chris McDonough does NOT like when chatters bring up the fact that he extracted a false murder confession of minor Michael Crowe via psychological torture. Hes ruined multiple families because murder victim was Crowe's own sister. Weird drama queen
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Chris McDonut
YouTube video by The Gilbert Bystander
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February 14, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Disgraced clown cop Chris McDonough does NOT like when chatters bring up the fact that he extracted a false murder confession of minor Michael Crowe via psychological torture. Hes ruined multiple families because murder victim was Crowe's own sister. Weird drama queen
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After becoming more aware and educated on research ethics, I now know that my desert seed scarification study back in college where I fed mesquite seeds to my English Bulldog and then collected and planted those seeds was technically illegal and that all research done on vertebrates is regulated...
February 14, 2026 at 5:18 AM
After becoming more aware and educated on research ethics, I now know that my desert seed scarification study back in college where I fed mesquite seeds to my English Bulldog and then collected and planted those seeds was technically illegal and that all research done on vertebrates is regulated...
Larrea tridentata Holy Grail Questions:
- How did a South American shrub come to N America and conquer all the deserts there? There is no suitable habititat in the thousands-miles separation of the populations
- How did a South American shrub come to N America and conquer all the deserts there? There is no suitable habititat in the thousands-miles separation of the populations
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Larrea tridentata Holy Grail Questions:
- How did a South American shrub come to N America and conquer all the deserts there? There is no suitable habititat in the thousands-miles separation of the populations
- How did a South American shrub come to N America and conquer all the deserts there? There is no suitable habititat in the thousands-miles separation of the populations
They shot a birthday balloon lol
February 13, 2026 at 3:44 AM
They shot a birthday balloon lol
Guthrie case is a shitshow. Hard not to look at the sheriff and see how badly they ruined the scene. FBI obviously is inept and cannot be trusted. I'm investigating my own crime if I am ever a victim of something.
February 11, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Guthrie case is a shitshow. Hard not to look at the sheriff and see how badly they ruined the scene. FBI obviously is inept and cannot be trusted. I'm investigating my own crime if I am ever a victim of something.
Yes i was almost shot once no gilbert police did not ask me about it or investigate from my end whatsoever
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Stopping a Shooter - Bystander Analysis
YouTube video by The Gilbert Bystander
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February 10, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Yes i was almost shot once no gilbert police did not ask me about it or investigate from my end whatsoever
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youtu.be/Y0-EsSKUJ6Q?...
February 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Happened again
February 10, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Happened again
Still really struggling after this happened in my family
- some idiot muted the halftime show like a child
- another idiot mocked accountability by calling me (not the one who muted the super bowl) a buzzkill
- another old idiot said "where is the token white?"
- some idiot muted the halftime show like a child
- another idiot mocked accountability by calling me (not the one who muted the super bowl) a buzzkill
- another old idiot said "where is the token white?"
February 10, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Still really struggling after this happened in my family
- some idiot muted the halftime show like a child
- another idiot mocked accountability by calling me (not the one who muted the super bowl) a buzzkill
- another old idiot said "where is the token white?"
- some idiot muted the halftime show like a child
- another idiot mocked accountability by calling me (not the one who muted the super bowl) a buzzkill
- another old idiot said "where is the token white?"
Great time to buy a SimpleShot slingshot. As a Simpleshot Ambassador, I have done lots of research into their products and have firsthand experience with close to a dozen slingshots from them. I can help you find the right one! Ambassadors do not get a discount- I pay full price for Simpleshot...
February 10, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Great time to buy a SimpleShot slingshot. As a Simpleshot Ambassador, I have done lots of research into their products and have firsthand experience with close to a dozen slingshots from them. I can help you find the right one! Ambassadors do not get a discount- I pay full price for Simpleshot...
Welp I called out overt racism at the family superbowl party. Everyone ganged up on me and yelled about how non racist they are and how much of a buzzkill I am. Dont matter. These old fucken whites with this attitude are dying out, largely
February 9, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Welp I called out overt racism at the family superbowl party. Everyone ganged up on me and yelled about how non racist they are and how much of a buzzkill I am. Dont matter. These old fucken whites with this attitude are dying out, largely
Pine, Arizona
February 9, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Pine, Arizona
Plural possessive of Grass is grasses' lmao wtf
February 8, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Plural possessive of Grass is grasses' lmao wtf
Sometimes youll have to choose your battles, of course. I just call my doctor when something important needs to be done because this is the fastest way. I think this could apply to routine Dr. stuff though, when time isnt really a factor
Highly recommend this. Added bonus: everything is always in writing.
February 8, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Sometimes youll have to choose your battles, of course. I just call my doctor when something important needs to be done because this is the fastest way. I think this could apply to routine Dr. stuff though, when time isnt really a factor
Lately, for various reasons, I have been absolutely demanding written communication for all services, transactions, appointment- ANYTHING. I do not talk to people on the phone anymore. Its great. Its also a fine way to enrage customer service reps and also find weaknesses in accessibility issues.
February 8, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Lately, for various reasons, I have been absolutely demanding written communication for all services, transactions, appointment- ANYTHING. I do not talk to people on the phone anymore. Its great. Its also a fine way to enrage customer service reps and also find weaknesses in accessibility issues.
Did i make a horrible mistake?
February 8, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Did i make a horrible mistake?
Newest message from Guthrie family is very strange. The "celebrate" part stands out most to me
February 8, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Newest message from Guthrie family is very strange. The "celebrate" part stands out most to me
This fool will NEVER get away from the sound of the woman who loved him
February 7, 2026 at 4:38 PM
This fool will NEVER get away from the sound of the woman who loved him
This is probably why im so tired all the time. These show my immune system is heavily attacking my thyroid. The thyroid itself is fine and is currently able to hang. But all that battling and activity has great costs
February 6, 2026 at 8:19 PM
This is probably why im so tired all the time. These show my immune system is heavily attacking my thyroid. The thyroid itself is fine and is currently able to hang. But all that battling and activity has great costs