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Gillian @gillianmcshane.bsky.social · 9h

Ripper!

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Gillian @gillianmcshane.bsky.social · 19h

Today: ZOO

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Gillian @gillianmcshane.bsky.social · 21h

Met a hero. Was not disappointed. #Thorpedo

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Gillian @gillianmcshane.bsky.social · 2d

Things Australia does better than home:
Public Lavatories
Weather
Coffee
McDonald’s
SKY

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 3d

glad to be born at a time when i got to see what life was like before the internet and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity

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Gillian @gillianmcshane.bsky.social · 3d

Australian breakfast news:
Man in his 50s bitten by a shark while surfing. Paddles to shore. Drives himself to hospital.
*Aussie drawl* No Dramas.

www.9news.com.au/national/sur...

Surfer twice bitten by shark chasing seal off Kangaroo Island

A surfer who survived a shark attack off South Australia's Kangaroo Island drove himself to hospital after ...

www.9news.com.au

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Gillian @gillianmcshane.bsky.social · 4d

No gadgets or guns this mission, 007 - you never return them from the field anyway. Just shove any enemies you meet out a window. It’s simple, it works and everyone will assume Russia is behind it. Jobs a good ‘un.

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Gillian @gillianmcshane.bsky.social · 4d

An unexpected pleasure of Sydney is the architecture. Yes, there’s lots of glass and steel, but it abuts wonderful old stuff - reminds me a bit of Chicago in that regard.

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three spooks pam 🎃 @threesteakspam.bsky.social · 4d

schrödinger’s paddington - he’s either putting it up or taking it down depending on how racist you are

a drawing of paddington up a lamppost holding a flag with what looks like the ghost of queen elizabeth II holding the ladder firm

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Gillian @gillianmcshane.bsky.social · 4d

They can be rather sensitive. In their defence, they do have to deal with more dicks on a daily basis than you can possibly imagine.

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Gillian @gillianmcshane.bsky.social · 5d

I can go nowhere

Gillian @gillianmcshane.bsky.social · 5d

Good morning from Australia where it’s Monday.. I think.

Gillian @gillianmcshane.bsky.social · 6d

Good afternoon from Singapore. With a Sling and a Tiger.

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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 7d

“What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy? Baseball! A man stands alone at the plate. This is the time for what? For individual achievement. There he stands alone. But in the field, what? Part of a team. Teamwork” (Robert de Niro, The Untouchables, 1987)