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i love this picture bc my skin looks great but also the lil white girl in the background is looking like wow a giant
so i’m texting with my absent father and we’re shooting the shit about hating cold weather. i ask if he wants to move and he says “yeah but i have 4000 in back child support to pay” (mine). TOUGH SHIT NIGGA lol kids are expensive huh?!
December 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
so i’m texting with my absent father and we’re shooting the shit about hating cold weather. i ask if he wants to move and he says “yeah but i have 4000 in back child support to pay” (mine). TOUGH SHIT NIGGA lol kids are expensive huh?!
just watched maryland’s comeback against minnesota. WOW that’s some fun basketball
December 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
just watched maryland’s comeback against minnesota. WOW that’s some fun basketball
ayla mcdowell coming out party today. you better shoot!
December 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
ayla mcdowell coming out party today. you better shoot!
and we are number 2 on the cfp board, as expected! if indiana can stay alive we’ll see them again for the natty and i don’t mind a revenge win!
thinking about the buckeyes loss yesterday and i’m less mad about that than i am happy that we beat michigan finally lmaooo we have the cfp now so fuck it, they will get another chance
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
and we are number 2 on the cfp board, as expected! if indiana can stay alive we’ll see them again for the natty and i don’t mind a revenge win!
thinking about the buckeyes loss yesterday and i’m less mad about that than i am happy that we beat michigan finally lmaooo we have the cfp now so fuck it, they will get another chance
December 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
thinking about the buckeyes loss yesterday and i’m less mad about that than i am happy that we beat michigan finally lmaooo we have the cfp now so fuck it, they will get another chance
dawn staley supremacy! easy blow out coming today
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
dawn staley supremacy! easy blow out coming today
to be fair, mendoza’s play was what i expect to see in a heisman contender. i get the accuracy/completion yadda yadda stuff with sayin but, this entire season i haven’t looked at him and said yup that’s heisman material idk lol and i’m a buckeye fan
December 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
to be fair, mendoza’s play was what i expect to see in a heisman contender. i get the accuracy/completion yadda yadda stuff with sayin but, this entire season i haven’t looked at him and said yup that’s heisman material idk lol and i’m a buckeye fan
buckeyes needed a lesson taught before cfp anyway but goddamn
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
buckeyes needed a lesson taught before cfp anyway but goddamn
fuckin buckeyes man
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk looking at a book
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk looking at a book
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December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
fuckin buckeyes man
indiana is gonna be a pain in the ass in the cfp lol
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
indiana is gonna be a pain in the ass in the cfp lol
goddammit bucks got out worked and out smarted
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
goddammit bucks got out worked and out smarted
sayin throwin that thang!
December 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
sayin throwin that thang!
buckeye td let’s gooooo
December 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
buckeye td let’s gooooo
it’s buckeye time
December 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
it’s buckeye time
talk about it
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
talk about it
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When I tell you I am crying 😭😂🤣I love black women yo
December 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
When I tell you I am crying 😭😂🤣I love black women yo
will spend today actually watching the rest of these games since they wanted to have them all on at the same damn time like lunatics
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
will spend today actually watching the rest of these games since they wanted to have them all on at the same damn time like lunatics
talk about it! the best conference in the league
The SEC is just…better 🤷🏾♀️
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
talk about it! the best conference in the league
i’m tired of this monopoly grandpa!!
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
i’m tired of this monopoly grandpa!!
gamecocks survive in hostile territory. had me in this bar having heart palpitations
December 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
gamecocks survive in hostile territory. had me in this bar having heart palpitations
DAWN STALEY SUPREMACY! we got a hot one on tonight
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
DAWN STALEY SUPREMACY! we got a hot one on tonight
sec is winning the acc/sec challenge as usual
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
sec is winning the acc/sec challenge as usual
last year watching tennessee i was like this white lady crazy as hell lol but now i see the vision. coach caldwell has something with this organized chaos and she is recruiting effective players for her system. they become a top 10 team if they figure out how to stop teams in half court
December 4, 2025 at 4:14 AM
last year watching tennessee i was like this white lady crazy as hell lol but now i see the vision. coach caldwell has something with this organized chaos and she is recruiting effective players for her system. they become a top 10 team if they figure out how to stop teams in half court
talaysia cooper just has a great eye for that ball. steals left and right
December 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
talaysia cooper just has a great eye for that ball. steals left and right
master p said if they offer you a million, you worth at least 50!!
The WNBA's latest proposal to the Women's National Basketball Players Association includes a maximum salary in 2026 featuring a guaranteed $1 million base, with projected revenue sharing pushing total earnings for max players to more than $1.2 million, sources told @alexaphilippou.bsky.social.
Sources: WNBA offering max salary base of $1M
The WNBA's latest proposal to the players' union includes a maximum salary base of $1 million, sources told ESPN's Alexa Philippou. The new offer reflects incremental increases from the league's previous proposal.
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December 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
master p said if they offer you a million, you worth at least 50!!