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My Flabbers Are Gasted!!

@gingersnapz.bsky.social

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My diss is combobulated. My twitter is pated. My catty is wampus. My gob is smacked. My poppy is cocked. My raga is muffined. And this Ginger has fucking SNAPPED.

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My Flabbers Are Gasted!! @gingersnapz.bsky.social · Aug 18

Vet, retired govvie, diver, atheist, traveler, silversmith, child-free cat & dog mom, LGBTQIA, neurodivergent, POC, any nationality, race or creed welcome. No MAGAts, porn, crypto or bullshit. I won’t send you $$. Fluent in sarcasm, pettiness & swearing.

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My Flabbers Are Gasted!! @gingersnapz.bsky.social · 1h

Aw cmon! Bimbo Bondi graduated from Stetson. It’s (tied for) 99th in the country. And they have an acceptance rate of 44%.

Out of 200 U.S. law schools, she went to an incredibly mediocre one. And it seems she missed the constitutional law portions of the curriculum.

U.S.law

My Flabbers Are Gasted!! @gingersnapz.bsky.social · 1h

Jeesh. You even look a little like the Jim Staal I went to school with.

My Flabbers Are Gasted!! @gingersnapz.bsky.social · 1h

Being lectured by a disgraced former O4 and a babbling, diaper-wearing draft dodger must have been the highlight of all those 25,000 years of combined experience, I’m sure.

My Flabbers Are Gasted!! @gingersnapz.bsky.social · 1h

I went to school with a guy with the same name as you. And was in first grade in 1968. And remember Dick and Jane well. But I was in NY, not MA.

My Flabbers Are Gasted!! @gingersnapz.bsky.social · 1h

I never could find it. It was a third supposed “former jihadist” or some such bullshit. Everything but eyes covered. Looked exactly like the other two.

My Flabbers Are Gasted!! @gingersnapz.bsky.social · 1h

No.

My Flabbers Are Gasted!! @gingersnapz.bsky.social · 1h

Mr Wolff is very brave. I hope he stays away from windows, keeps to lower floors in buildings and has security to protect himself. Bad things seem to happen to people who tell the truth about TACO.

My Flabbers Are Gasted!! @gingersnapz.bsky.social · 1h

It’s a slap in the face to all the government workers not being paid (especially air traffic controllers, et al) who still have to work without being paid. Those lazy cheating motherfuckers are still being overpaid and not working at all!

FDT. FMJ. And

RELEASE THE FUCKING EPSTEIN FILES

My Flabbers Are Gasted!! @gingersnapz.bsky.social · 1h

I’m curious how it will work. ICE are government employees. As was I for almost 3 decades. But we had a strong union who wrote pretty strong protections against prosecution unless there was gross negligence involved. ICE doesn’t have a union, do they? But I’m not sure if they have any protections.

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My Flabbers Are Gasted!! @gingersnapz.bsky.social · 2h

A BIG one!!

My Flabbers Are Gasted!! @gingersnapz.bsky.social · 2h

I hope all the protesters are masked. I mean if it’s ok for ice to mask and cover their faces it should be fine for everyone.

My Flabbers Are Gasted!! @gingersnapz.bsky.social · 14h

If y’all think peri- is bad, wait til full-on! I don’t get night sweats or flashes anymore, thankfully, but the rest of me has just fallen apart.

My Flabbers Are Gasted!! @gingersnapz.bsky.social · 14h

Here’s the “wider audience.” Don’t get much wider than this!

My Flabbers Are Gasted!! @gingersnapz.bsky.social · 14h

Is that in Bangkok or Chiang Mai or where? My friend sent the package from Bangkok.

My Flabbers Are Gasted!! @gingersnapz.bsky.social · 14h

No, it was long after the tariffs were in place.

My Flabbers Are Gasted!! @gingersnapz.bsky.social · 14h

Why isn’t his office slathered in gold? He is obviously a low class person.

My Flabbers Are Gasted!! @gingersnapz.bsky.social · 14h

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My Flabbers Are Gasted!! @gingersnapz.bsky.social · 21h

That is absolutely brilliant.

My Flabbers Are Gasted!! @gingersnapz.bsky.social · 22h

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My Flabbers Are Gasted!! @gingersnapz.bsky.social · 22h

The palladium package is everything in the platinum package plus you’ll make my MAGAt sister in law ugly cry.

My Flabbers Are Gasted!! @gingersnapz.bsky.social · 22h

He’s going to pardon her in exchange for her agreeing to Never. Disclose. That. List.

My Flabbers Are Gasted!! @gingersnapz.bsky.social · 22h

Maybe they meant to say, She’s uncultured,” not “she’s in culture.” That would be accurate.

My Flabbers Are Gasted!! @gingersnapz.bsky.social · 22h

He was welcomed on U.S. soil by the criminal President of the U.S. not long ago too. Apparently ICC arrest warrants are easily ignored.

My Flabbers Are Gasted!! @gingersnapz.bsky.social · 22h

That’s odd. I just received a package from a friend in Thailand.

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My Flabbers Are Gasted!! @gingersnapz.bsky.social · 22h

Look! It’s the Gravy Seals.