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@girllaxative.bsky.social
· Nov 29
if the children’s book author didn’t want me to sympathize with the green fuzzy guy who hates christmas they shouldn’t have made him fucking hot and sexy as fuck
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yo tranny phantom
she was just fourteen
when her parents
started her on HRT
she was just fourteen
when her parents
started her on HRT
December 13, 2024 at 7:22 AM
yo tranny phantom
she was just fourteen
when her parents
started her on HRT
she was just fourteen
when her parents
started her on HRT
Reposted by ms. dyol 🏳️⚧️
ONE WEEK by the barenaked ladies has a literal threat in it. “im the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral; can’t understand what i mean? well you soon will” what the fuck
January 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
ONE WEEK by the barenaked ladies has a literal threat in it. “im the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral; can’t understand what i mean? well you soon will” what the fuck
thanks i really fucking dislike it
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
thanks i really fucking dislike it
writing “worlds first autistic poker league” on a big white board and circling/underlining it eight times, preparing to pitch it to the president of games
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
writing “worlds first autistic poker league” on a big white board and circling/underlining it eight times, preparing to pitch it to the president of games
havent (symbolically) crapped in like two years at least
November 21, 2025 at 7:07 AM
havent (symbolically) crapped in like two years at least
i would never ever wish/hope for violence for sure. never would i secretly want it either! i do def not support political violence of any kind or sort or shade
now that thats established: be rly funny if zohran became mayor to get a meeting with trump tomorrow just so he could pop the guy, right
now that thats established: be rly funny if zohran became mayor to get a meeting with trump tomorrow just so he could pop the guy, right
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
i would never ever wish/hope for violence for sure. never would i secretly want it either! i do def not support political violence of any kind or sort or shade
now that thats established: be rly funny if zohran became mayor to get a meeting with trump tomorrow just so he could pop the guy, right
now that thats established: be rly funny if zohran became mayor to get a meeting with trump tomorrow just so he could pop the guy, right
shit my pants while watching The Room. thats a Tommy Ache
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 AM
shit my pants while watching The Room. thats a Tommy Ache
lookin for a truck stop husband or an airport wife
November 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
lookin for a truck stop husband or an airport wife
making one of those Shower Thoughts tiktok accounts and the only video on there is me sitting in an underlit lounge saying “if u think about it, the r-slur is the only one whose reclamation has an insurance paywall”
November 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
making one of those Shower Thoughts tiktok accounts and the only video on there is me sitting in an underlit lounge saying “if u think about it, the r-slur is the only one whose reclamation has an insurance paywall”
added jesus to the group chat i hope thats ok
November 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
added jesus to the group chat i hope thats ok
building a coalition of women who order fried pickles or jalapeño poppers as the full meal
November 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
building a coalition of women who order fried pickles or jalapeño poppers as the full meal
“trans boys are bad because they’re boys and boys are bad” is so funny. middle school brained dorks. take my hand kid, let’s go find your locker
November 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
“trans boys are bad because they’re boys and boys are bad” is so funny. middle school brained dorks. take my hand kid, let’s go find your locker
i am “engaging with trans culture” plenty ok, look i am working on a new video essay about 2000’s media right now
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
i am “engaging with trans culture” plenty ok, look i am working on a new video essay about 2000’s media right now
sleep paralysis only happens to hot girls, has anyone noticed this
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
sleep paralysis only happens to hot girls, has anyone noticed this
this account exists so i dont have to expose my established audience to an excess of bits about (trans) poop and (trans) piss, because i am a good person (trans)
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
this account exists so i dont have to expose my established audience to an excess of bits about (trans) poop and (trans) piss, because i am a good person (trans)
watchin movies for the editing and the themes and pissin off like 95% of movie guys
November 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
watchin movies for the editing and the themes and pissin off like 95% of movie guys
when essayists or columnists do this weird nuanced hyper-focusing on a tangential topic to *a piece of art*, it can be fun, fascinating—empathetic, even; when u do it for politics, all any of us are gonna do is yell “FOCUS, YOU FUCKING FREAK” in your dumb face
November 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
when essayists or columnists do this weird nuanced hyper-focusing on a tangential topic to *a piece of art*, it can be fun, fascinating—empathetic, even; when u do it for politics, all any of us are gonna do is yell “FOCUS, YOU FUCKING FREAK” in your dumb face
the release of the epstein files is a lot like the occasional instance a marvel movie comes out that doesn’t outright suck; fun to talk about for about half an hour but there’s a sneaking dread that this shit isn’t gonna fucking go anywhere
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
the release of the epstein files is a lot like the occasional instance a marvel movie comes out that doesn’t outright suck; fun to talk about for about half an hour but there’s a sneaking dread that this shit isn’t gonna fucking go anywhere
nothing quite screams “i am a trans woman that wants to feel 90 years old” than marlboro gold 100’s
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
nothing quite screams “i am a trans woman that wants to feel 90 years old” than marlboro gold 100’s
ur telling me a shimp fried this rice
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
ur telling me a shimp fried this rice
thread of all the cool strangers i have interacted with in my time spent homeless
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
thread of all the cool strangers i have interacted with in my time spent homeless
eleven months into my 2025 resolution not to take a shit all year; i imagine on the 1st of 2026 i will be birthing a fully-grown republican
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
eleven months into my 2025 resolution not to take a shit all year; i imagine on the 1st of 2026 i will be birthing a fully-grown republican
muttering “transphobia” while reading the warning on the Nair body cream to “not use with facial hair”
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
muttering “transphobia” while reading the warning on the Nair body cream to “not use with facial hair”
replace common meme phrases with better ones. stop saying “chef kiss” and say “the chefs are kissing.” see how much better that little change feels
November 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
replace common meme phrases with better ones. stop saying “chef kiss” and say “the chefs are kissing.” see how much better that little change feels