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eroguro himejoshi @girlpoisoner.bsky.social · 16h

$2 a can is great. the beans and barley make it pretty filing

eroguro himejoshi @girlpoisoner.bsky.social · 16h

new ration unlocked. this stuff great. it comes in a steel can so you can heat it up in the can. it even comes with a spoon

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eroguro himejoshi @girlpoisoner.bsky.social · 2d

thank you joel

eroguro himejoshi @girlpoisoner.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah, I'm having sex in Minecraft
Ooh, ooh I jump, I jump on the bed
Aughh, we're having sex in Minecraft
Ooh, yeah we jump, we jump on the bed
Minecraft, Minecraft
Dig, dig, dig
Minecraft, Minecraft
Dig, dig, dig
Sex

[Guitar Solo & Various Sound Effects]

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eroguro himejoshi @girlpoisoner.bsky.social · 2d

Build a penis out of brick
Then I'll make a TNT dick
I'll blow it up and jump some more
On the Minecraft server I am a whore
Scream into the mic like a demon
In the Minecraft world I drown in semen
There's something wrong in my head
Doesn't matter as I fuck in my shed

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eroguro himejoshi @girlpoisoner.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah, I'm having sex in Minecraft
Ooh, ooh I jump, I jump on the bed
Aughh, we're having sex in Minecraft
Ooh, yeah we jump, we jump on the bed

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eroguro himejoshi @girlpoisoner.bsky.social · 2d

Creeper pussy, oh so nice
Green block asshole, tight like paradise
Pickaxe my dick till it explodes
Playing Minecraft and swallowing loads
Jumped on the bed and spam in chat
I'm gonna cum I'm gonna splat
Minecraft roleplay on the server tonight
When I find a diamond, I get so tight

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wawa @eiyuusyndrome.bsky.social · 2d

occupational hazard, 2023

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eroguro himejoshi @girlpoisoner.bsky.social · 2d

Ghostbusters
they're back in town
you need to pee
that is so crazy
what the fuck
you need to pee
you call the Ghostbusters
they extract it
there was ghosts
in your bladder fuck
yeeaaaaaaarrhgggggghhhh

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eroguro himejoshi @girlpoisoner.bsky.social · 3d

ideally I'd remove any trace of myself and disappear into obscurity but something is clinging on and can't let go

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eroguro himejoshi @girlpoisoner.bsky.social · 3d

I rarely ever have anything good to share. always seems better to just keep it to myself. until I slip and something sneaks out of the cracks.

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eroguro himejoshi @girlpoisoner.bsky.social · 3d

I have no idea why I'm even online anymore it's some strange vestigial habit that I can't kick. nothing I see on here brings me joy.

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eroguro himejoshi @girlpoisoner.bsky.social · 3d

after having a couple weeks off I've realized my job actually sucks and I'm just tolerating it because the other options are worse

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eroguro himejoshi @girlpoisoner.bsky.social · 3d

3 more hours of torment

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eroguro himejoshi @girlpoisoner.bsky.social · 4d

if you use enough hand sanitizer you can temporarily glue your hands together for fun

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eroguro himejoshi @girlpoisoner.bsky.social · 4d

don't worry about the red laser pointer on my forehead it only shows up when I go outside or face windows. nothing's happened yet so it's probably fine

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eroguro himejoshi @girlpoisoner.bsky.social · 4d

living is the best!

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eroguro himejoshi @girlpoisoner.bsky.social · 4d

#mondayvibes

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eroguro himejoshi @girlpoisoner.bsky.social · 5d

violet chanterelle look cool, though somewhat unappetizing. they cause allergic reactions when you eat em sometimes so I don't think they're worth the risk