GloriouslyHorrible
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There are a million stories in the naked city.
Stale Timbits have negative calories.
In fact, the labour expended in chewing them burns calories.
So there.
In fact, the labour expended in chewing them burns calories.
So there.
a tim hortons box with 10 timbits inside
ALT: a tim hortons box with 10 timbits inside
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December 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Stale Timbits have negative calories.
In fact, the labour expended in chewing them burns calories.
So there.
In fact, the labour expended in chewing them burns calories.
So there.
Evening walk with Miss Juniper, with Christmas lights and gently-falling snow, while listening to a Louise Penny audiobook. Winter bliss. 😊
#walking #winter #snowing #dogs #city #christmas #louisepenny
#walking #winter #snowing #dogs #city #christmas #louisepenny
December 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Evening walk with Miss Juniper, with Christmas lights and gently-falling snow, while listening to a Louise Penny audiobook. Winter bliss. 😊
#walking #winter #snowing #dogs #city #christmas #louisepenny
#walking #winter #snowing #dogs #city #christmas #louisepenny
Rest in peace, Sophie Kinsella. You brought joy and laughter to a lot of readers. You can rest now, my love. 😭
#rip #sophiekinsella #author #fuckcancer
#rip #sophiekinsella #author #fuckcancer
December 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Rest in peace, Sophie Kinsella. You brought joy and laughter to a lot of readers. You can rest now, my love. 😭
#rip #sophiekinsella #author #fuckcancer
#rip #sophiekinsella #author #fuckcancer
I've often liked the look of "real" (i.e. not processed and full of chemicals and sodium) ramen but I've never tried making it at home. Well, this evening I did and OH WOW it is SO GOOD. #homemade #ramen #delicious #hot #tasty #filling #satisfying #sogood #soyummy
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20-Minute Easy Ramen Noodle Bowl
Enjoy a homemade Easy Ramen Noodle Bowl ready in just 20 minutes! This quick recipe features chewy ramen noodles, flavorful broth, and your choice of fresh veggies and protein. Perfect for a satisfyin...
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December 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I've often liked the look of "real" (i.e. not processed and full of chemicals and sodium) ramen but I've never tried making it at home. Well, this evening I did and OH WOW it is SO GOOD. #homemade #ramen #delicious #hot #tasty #filling #satisfying #sogood #soyummy
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December 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Live shot from the NTV webcams. -21C with the wind, and the roads are slick as snot. Drive careful! T'attache! 😊
December 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Live shot from the NTV webcams. -21C with the wind, and the roads are slick as snot. Drive careful! T'attache! 😊
So I Googled my Inspector Blaise Pascal of the Sûreté du Québec and encountered something that's not even a Google result. It's fan fiction written by a rogue AI in a trench coat:L'« Inspecteur Blaise Pascal »[est] un personnage fictif de roman policier, créé par l'auteur J.S. Cook. 😃
December 9, 2025 at 11:40 AM
So I Googled my Inspector Blaise Pascal of the Sûreté du Québec and encountered something that's not even a Google result. It's fan fiction written by a rogue AI in a trench coat:L'« Inspecteur Blaise Pascal »[est] un personnage fictif de roman policier, créé par l'auteur J.S. Cook. 😃
Had a hankering for another great police procedural and heard this was good. It's more than good. It's INCREDIBLE. Set in Belfast, it features amazing acting, well-drawn characters, and great storylines. It's on Amazon Prime if you want to give it a look. #TV #bluelights
December 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Had a hankering for another great police procedural and heard this was good. It's more than good. It's INCREDIBLE. Set in Belfast, it features amazing acting, well-drawn characters, and great storylines. It's on Amazon Prime if you want to give it a look. #TV #bluelights
If you are in the Austin, TX area, please please please can you help? This is a dire situation. Thank you. ♥️
hey friends it’s MOMB. we had an emergency situation and had to evacuate the apartment we were staying in.
i took Tortilla to my mom’s where i will be sleeping until i can find a new apt. but… my mom said Tort cannot stay here with me. Tort is in the garage right now in her carrier screaming :(
i took Tortilla to my mom’s where i will be sleeping until i can find a new apt. but… my mom said Tort cannot stay here with me. Tort is in the garage right now in her carrier screaming :(
December 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
If you are in the Austin, TX area, please please please can you help? This is a dire situation. Thank you. ♥️
Reposted by GloriouslyHorrible
Sharing this again. If you can help, I know it will be appreciated.
Goodnight! 💙🐾
Goodnight! 💙🐾
December 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Sharing this again. If you can help, I know it will be appreciated.
Goodnight! 💙🐾
Goodnight! 💙🐾
Snowing! Lovely fresh, dry powder: perfect for skiing and snowshoeing. #winter #winterlover #snow #newfoundland #canada
December 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Snowing! Lovely fresh, dry powder: perfect for skiing and snowshoeing. #winter #winterlover #snow #newfoundland #canada
Walkies. 😊
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Walkies. 😊
Christmas party at Himself's work tonight: food, food, food, wine, wine, wine and copious dancing. My new flapper dress and silver shoes sure got a workout!!! 😊
December 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Christmas party at Himself's work tonight: food, food, food, wine, wine, wine and copious dancing. My new flapper dress and silver shoes sure got a workout!!! 😊
Early training for Christmas Eve, maybe?
(Photo courtesy of Andrea Barbour, via Instagram)
#caribou #reindeer #newfoundland
(Photo courtesy of Andrea Barbour, via Instagram)
#caribou #reindeer #newfoundland
December 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Early training for Christmas Eve, maybe?
(Photo courtesy of Andrea Barbour, via Instagram)
#caribou #reindeer #newfoundland
(Photo courtesy of Andrea Barbour, via Instagram)
#caribou #reindeer #newfoundland
So Jamie Oliver is on TV pushing meat through a strainer into a pot of boiling slurry with sticks in it, whilst smashing onions with his fists on the side of a mountain but maybe that's a sport in the Alps I don't know...
#cooking #cookery #jamieoliver #alps #onions #meat #slurry
#cooking #cookery #jamieoliver #alps #onions #meat #slurry
December 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Intergenerational trauma is like a game of Pass the Parcel — except the parcel is a leaky bag of shit and it’s on fire.
#intergenerational #trauma #abuse #shit #fire
#intergenerational #trauma #abuse #shit #fire
December 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Intergenerational trauma is like a game of Pass the Parcel — except the parcel is a leaky bag of shit and it’s on fire.
#intergenerational #trauma #abuse #shit #fire
#intergenerational #trauma #abuse #shit #fire
I have just done something so catastrophically stupid that it defies description.
Bought pre-cooked chips (French fries) from a local business.
Told her I wanted 20 pounds.
I have dyscalculia (i.e. number dyslexia)
So I thought = 20 pound bag of spuds.
No.
I now have way too many chips. Idiot! 🤣
Bought pre-cooked chips (French fries) from a local business.
Told her I wanted 20 pounds.
I have dyscalculia (i.e. number dyslexia)
So I thought = 20 pound bag of spuds.
No.
I now have way too many chips. Idiot! 🤣
a pile of french fries with a few missing
ALT: a pile of french fries with a few missing
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December 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I have just done something so catastrophically stupid that it defies description.
Bought pre-cooked chips (French fries) from a local business.
Told her I wanted 20 pounds.
I have dyscalculia (i.e. number dyslexia)
So I thought = 20 pound bag of spuds.
No.
I now have way too many chips. Idiot! 🤣
Bought pre-cooked chips (French fries) from a local business.
Told her I wanted 20 pounds.
I have dyscalculia (i.e. number dyslexia)
So I thought = 20 pound bag of spuds.
No.
I now have way too many chips. Idiot! 🤣
Ohnonononono... No... oh sweet Penny, darling girl. Fly high, my love. You're safe at Home but we will miss you so much. Sending love and hugs to your people. ♥️
#rip #petloss #canadianpenny #dogsofbluesky
#rip #petloss #canadianpenny #dogsofbluesky
December 3, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Ohnonononono... No... oh sweet Penny, darling girl. Fly high, my love. You're safe at Home but we will miss you so much. Sending love and hugs to your people. ♥️
#rip #petloss #canadianpenny #dogsofbluesky
#rip #petloss #canadianpenny #dogsofbluesky
So tomorrow they are calling for the first winter storm of the season. I am DYING to go snowshoeing with the dogs.
However, here on the Avalon Peninsula, we're supposed to get wet, heavy, rain-infused SLOP.
Reader, I am disappoint. I don't want rain. I want SNOW. #snowplease #nlwx #winter
However, here on the Avalon Peninsula, we're supposed to get wet, heavy, rain-infused SLOP.
Reader, I am disappoint. I don't want rain. I want SNOW. #snowplease #nlwx #winter
December 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
So tomorrow they are calling for the first winter storm of the season. I am DYING to go snowshoeing with the dogs.
However, here on the Avalon Peninsula, we're supposed to get wet, heavy, rain-infused SLOP.
Reader, I am disappoint. I don't want rain. I want SNOW. #snowplease #nlwx #winter
However, here on the Avalon Peninsula, we're supposed to get wet, heavy, rain-infused SLOP.
Reader, I am disappoint. I don't want rain. I want SNOW. #snowplease #nlwx #winter
I wonder who decided that popcorn should be consumed at the cinema...and did they stop with corn or did they explode other vegetables?
November 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I wonder who decided that popcorn should be consumed at the cinema...and did they stop with corn or did they explode other vegetables?
Dasha, Ukrainian drone pilot, hugging her dog. She misses her children, who live in Europe. Fuck you, Putin. (Photo from The Guardian)
#warinukraine #fuckputin #dronepilot #dogs
#warinukraine #fuckputin #dronepilot #dogs
November 26, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Dasha, Ukrainian drone pilot, hugging her dog. She misses her children, who live in Europe. Fuck you, Putin. (Photo from The Guardian)
#warinukraine #fuckputin #dronepilot #dogs
#warinukraine #fuckputin #dronepilot #dogs
Look at this precious, precious little soul. Please consider giving her a forever home. ❤️
I’m not Charlie Brown - I’m Aurora and I was dumped in here after I encountered a raccoon chained in someone’s yard. So my family dumped me #nycacc 2b killed. I live 2just curl on your lap- read my notes! I’m a good girl- pls repost me! : nycacc.app/#/browse/238573
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Look at this precious, precious little soul. Please consider giving her a forever home. ❤️
Twenty years to the day since we let you go. My beautiful Elton girl, I love you and miss you.
#OTRB #petloss #memories #loveliveshere
#OTRB #petloss #memories #loveliveshere
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Twenty years to the day since we let you go. My beautiful Elton girl, I love you and miss you.
#OTRB #petloss #memories #loveliveshere
#OTRB #petloss #memories #loveliveshere
Childhood in rural Newfoundland was all fine and good until someone handed you a moose steak the size of a tractor tire.
Shut up.
Shut up.
November 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Childhood in rural Newfoundland was all fine and good until someone handed you a moose steak the size of a tractor tire.
Shut up.
Shut up.