Ok here's one
Shitbit - an advanced wearable which beeps when you need to go for a poo
@brendelbored.bsky.social
Shitbit - an advanced wearable which beeps when you need to go for a poo
@brendelbored.bsky.social
October 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Ok here's one
Shitbit - an advanced wearable which beeps when you need to go for a poo
@brendelbored.bsky.social
Shitbit - an advanced wearable which beeps when you need to go for a poo
@brendelbored.bsky.social
You are moving the goalposts over a field of dead children.
Have any source for that shitbit?
🇮🇱💩
Have any source for that shitbit?
🇮🇱💩
April 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
You are moving the goalposts over a field of dead children.
Have any source for that shitbit?
🇮🇱💩
Have any source for that shitbit?
🇮🇱💩
ShitBit. Includes one month free subscription to CrapApp.
(I know, I should've gone into advertising)
(I know, I should've gone into advertising)
October 20, 2025 at 12:26 AM
ShitBit. Includes one month free subscription to CrapApp.
(I know, I should've gone into advertising)
(I know, I should've gone into advertising)
Worse still, getting the question on Bluetooth PAIRING wrong, when I'd only just done it - yet again - with Shitbit app. "Coupling"?? WTAF. #thechase
Dunno what's worse - reading the question wrong, or thinking that South Africa is in the northern hemisphere #thechase #Geography
January 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Worse still, getting the question on Bluetooth PAIRING wrong, when I'd only just done it - yet again - with Shitbit app. "Coupling"?? WTAF. #thechase
Sure but the orange buffoon’s administration is about to announce every American is a millionaire, eggs are a dime a dozen and gas is free with every purchase of his shitBit coin.
Of course his clueless followers will believe him 🤘🏽
Of course his clueless followers will believe him 🤘🏽
August 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Sure but the orange buffoon’s administration is about to announce every American is a millionaire, eggs are a dime a dozen and gas is free with every purchase of his shitBit coin.
Of course his clueless followers will believe him 🤘🏽
Of course his clueless followers will believe him 🤘🏽
Meanwhile we cannot agree enough to not bandwagon against one another over the shitbit of the day 😭
March 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Meanwhile we cannot agree enough to not bandwagon against one another over the shitbit of the day 😭
Buttcoin shitcoin bitcon dickcoin buttshit shitbit etc
July 24, 2023 at 5:36 AM
Buttcoin shitcoin bitcon dickcoin buttshit shitbit etc
Good weather, good walk. The Albert Dock was mobbed. ShitBit didn't work, so we'll say 7500 steps.
May 5, 2024 at 10:11 AM
Good weather, good walk. The Albert Dock was mobbed. ShitBit didn't work, so we'll say 7500 steps.
Yeah, I reported it when it popped up and forgot to block it
...and then found myself arguing the current shitbit with it weeks later having forgotten who she was
...and then found myself arguing the current shitbit with it weeks later having forgotten who she was
March 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Yeah, I reported it when it popped up and forgot to block it
...and then found myself arguing the current shitbit with it weeks later having forgotten who she was
...and then found myself arguing the current shitbit with it weeks later having forgotten who she was
the shitbit is a revolutionary new toilet lid that measures the amount of times you have to shit per day to make sure you're not constipated
July 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
the shitbit is a revolutionary new toilet lid that measures the amount of times you have to shit per day to make sure you're not constipated
Okay wait I think this one has discourse shitbit potential, though
twink is a slur
March 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Okay wait I think this one has discourse shitbit potential, though
After that you sit down and haggle every niggly little shitbit, and do your own best to oneup them.
And EU is very good at this, we almost always come out on top in the end.
In the end though the problem with China comes in the future, not now.
4/8
And EU is very good at this, we almost always come out on top in the end.
In the end though the problem with China comes in the future, not now.
4/8
March 24, 2025 at 9:12 AM
After that you sit down and haggle every niggly little shitbit, and do your own best to oneup them.
And EU is very good at this, we almost always come out on top in the end.
In the end though the problem with China comes in the future, not now.
4/8
And EU is very good at this, we almost always come out on top in the end.
In the end though the problem with China comes in the future, not now.
4/8
*Shitbit it signals when his diaper is full
April 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
*Shitbit it signals when his diaper is full
isn't that just the usual discourse shitbit?
April 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
isn't that just the usual discourse shitbit?
*switches FitBit to Shitbit mode*
January 2, 2025 at 9:00 AM
*switches FitBit to Shitbit mode*
I hate when a bit becomes the discourse shitbit 😭
April 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I hate when a bit becomes the discourse shitbit 😭
After overindulging in honey roasted cashews and pumpkin seeds, my fitbit nearly became a shitbit and set off an alarm somewhere in the universe recording my BPM.
December 8, 2024 at 5:19 PM
After overindulging in honey roasted cashews and pumpkin seeds, my fitbit nearly became a shitbit and set off an alarm somewhere in the universe recording my BPM.
How've if forgotten to charge my shitbit again?
How'm I gonna tell the time?
How'm I gonna tell the time?
May 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
How've if forgotten to charge my shitbit again?
How'm I gonna tell the time?
How'm I gonna tell the time?
When another round of shitbit comes around:
March 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
When another round of shitbit comes around:
🎶 Ha ha this-a-way, ha ha that-a-way, ha ha this-a-way, my oh my 🎶
Shitbit, I call him.
Shitbit, I call him.
July 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
🎶 Ha ha this-a-way, ha ha that-a-way, ha ha this-a-way, my oh my 🎶
Shitbit, I call him.
Shitbit, I call him.