Jordan
@cappaj.bsky.social
12 year old got a new stuffed dog and is considering naming it Bozempic
November 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
12 year old got a new stuffed dog and is considering naming it Bozempic
Very versatile across industries -
Tow truck:
STRANDED? Get ready not to be
Church:
DAMNED? Get ready not to be
Hospital:
BLEEDING? Get ready not to be
Tow truck:
STRANDED? Get ready not to be
Church:
DAMNED? Get ready not to be
Hospital:
BLEEDING? Get ready not to be
I saw some horrible copy on a Chili's menu tonight:
HUNGRY? Get ready not to be
HUNGRY? Get ready not to be
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Very versatile across industries -
Tow truck:
STRANDED? Get ready not to be
Church:
DAMNED? Get ready not to be
Hospital:
BLEEDING? Get ready not to be
Tow truck:
STRANDED? Get ready not to be
Church:
DAMNED? Get ready not to be
Hospital:
BLEEDING? Get ready not to be
the world government is very strict about curfew and he risked getting vaporized by murderbots
November 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
the world government is very strict about curfew and he risked getting vaporized by murderbots
where'd these bricks of Australian beef come from all of a sudden
November 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
where'd these bricks of Australian beef come from all of a sudden
dog needs surgery and medication? just pop on over to the chocolate company for that
October 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
dog needs surgery and medication? just pop on over to the chocolate company for that
A+ activity - get your kid a One Piece lego set and whenever they work on it say "that's WAY more than one piece"
October 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
A+ activity - get your kid a One Piece lego set and whenever they work on it say "that's WAY more than one piece"
am I being prudent or am I being a hoarder is a question I ask myself regularly (I think the answer is classic "a little column a, a little column b")
September 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
am I being prudent or am I being a hoarder is a question I ask myself regularly (I think the answer is classic "a little column a, a little column b")
Thinking about when someone complains "i paid them $200 for 20 minutes of work" and i think "SEEK" is a good acronym for what you're paying for (on top of their time of course!"
September 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Thinking about when someone complains "i paid them $200 for 20 minutes of work" and i think "SEEK" is a good acronym for what you're paying for (on top of their time of course!"
"who identifies as transgender" in an article that has nothing to do with gender issues in any way, means "who identifies as cisgender" will also be equally applied in same article.... right? [insert padme/annekin meme]
September 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"who identifies as transgender" in an article that has nothing to do with gender issues in any way, means "who identifies as cisgender" will also be equally applied in same article.... right? [insert padme/annekin meme]
love the idea that he was near 1000 years old... an immortal knight... plausible!
September 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
love the idea that he was near 1000 years old... an immortal knight... plausible!
why call them feet pics and not PhoToes
September 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
why call them feet pics and not PhoToes
Me, knowing nothing about what the movie's about, after a full workday and doing some chores: One battle after another indeed
September 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Me, knowing nothing about what the movie's about, after a full workday and doing some chores: One battle after another indeed
parent hack: two chocolate santas, and you drop one and it breaks? simply break the other one too
September 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
parent hack: two chocolate santas, and you drop one and it breaks? simply break the other one too
Reposted by Jordan
"Can you IMAGINE giving an energy drink to somebody in the 1800s??" Yes, they'd ask if it is a drink for babies. Teddy Roosevelt drank up to a gallon of coffee A DAY. Dudes back then only paused their caffeine intake long enough to blast some cigs. Just absolutely wired 24/7.
September 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
"Can you IMAGINE giving an energy drink to somebody in the 1800s??" Yes, they'd ask if it is a drink for babies. Teddy Roosevelt drank up to a gallon of coffee A DAY. Dudes back then only paused their caffeine intake long enough to blast some cigs. Just absolutely wired 24/7.
did you hear, snl let go brooks wheelan
September 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
did you hear, snl let go brooks wheelan
they should wrap these in red and green at Christmas time and call them "Riesen for the Season"
September 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
they should wrap these in red and green at Christmas time and call them "Riesen for the Season"
if i were a fly, I would simply always land on the handle of the flyswatter
August 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
if i were a fly, I would simply always land on the handle of the flyswatter
P-H-O-T-O-G-O .... get me some hot soooooouup to go
August 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
P-H-O-T-O-G-O .... get me some hot soooooouup to go
prisoner of love... inmate of the heart... good vibes gulag
August 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
prisoner of love... inmate of the heart... good vibes gulag
eleven donuts? that's a faker's dozen
July 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
eleven donuts? that's a faker's dozen
AI - more like ay yay yay!
July 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
AI - more like ay yay yay!