Jordan
cappaj.bsky.social
Jordan
@cappaj.bsky.social
the world government is very strict about curfew and he risked getting vaporized by murderbots
November 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Thinking about when someone complains "i paid them $200 for 20 minutes of work" and i think "SEEK" is a good acronym for what you're paying for (on top of their time of course!"
September 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
love the idea that he was near 1000 years old... an immortal knight... plausible!
September 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
what
September 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
they should wrap these in red and green at Christmas time and call them "Riesen for the Season"
September 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
five john ritters and they star in a meta-reboot called Five's Company and it's non-stop existential crises
April 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
My "not clickbait" youtube title has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my youtube title
January 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I can feel the copywriter's pain, resisting the temptation to go with see you next tuesday
December 18, 2024 at 7:14 PM
You but saw not her her beauty beast
October 31, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Mmmmmm spaghetti sauce from scratch
August 21, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Bought this just the other day for $3!
August 19, 2024 at 6:33 PM
So close, AI, so close!
August 17, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Among the lowest tier facebook neighbourhood group posts: complaining about others complaining
August 16, 2024 at 4:54 PM
short king
August 14, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Love the little scene here
July 2, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Mmmmm gotta love 100%
June 23, 2024 at 10:56 AM
Hmmm I'm getting a conflicting warning, and I'm not clicking anything unless I know for sure there's nudity AND it's sexual
May 15, 2024 at 6:33 PM
I hadn't heard of this show yet, but based on this ^ and the imdb description I am 100% in
April 6, 2024 at 5:14 PM
1) I searched imdb and it shows no 1987 Stage Fright, only mentioning that because I'm blown away that an imdb search failed me, and 2) I watched The Brier, the Canadian men's curling championship instead of the Oscar's, and zero regrets there
March 13, 2024 at 3:31 AM