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Jason K Pargin, author
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Author of John Dies at the End, formerly David Wong of Cracked.com fame
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Judge dismisses cases against James Comey and Letitia James after finding that prosecutor was illegally appointed.
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Grok please jangle some shiny keys in front of my face. Nuance level zero
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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I've seen all sorts of instructions for how to turn off copilot on windows 11, but as an fyi, you can go into "add and remove programs" and just uninstall it. surprisingly, they let you do that. Does that remove every stupid ai thing? No idea, but in theory copilot is gone
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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The thing about Star Trek is that the majority of it has the crew spending most of the episode trying to figure out, through arguing and investigating, what's the right thing to do in a complicated situation and I don't think any shows do that now? Like in a Very Special Episode but not all the time
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
For every carefree, "Don't stress, things always work themselves out!" person there is at least one extremely anxious, detail-oriented, forward-thinking loved one or coworker who has spent years behind the scenes making sure things work out
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This is a good gift for someone you don’t have to interact with the rest of the year
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Heat pumps are the most efficiency heating technology ever invented.

That's because they harvest, compress and transport pre-existing heat from the air, the ground or the water.

Compared to a gas boiler heat pumps deliver ~4x more heat for each unit of energy inout.
November 21, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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We can't just eliminate all the bad guys: a holiday message.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3Gz...
November 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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That’s right hell yeah
Seen in a Dutch grocery store: BIG AMERICAN pizza 🇺🇸
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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NYT: RFK Jr personally ordered the change in the CDC website's language around vaccines and autism

My own editorial: I hope that RFK Jr is [redacted] until he [redacted].
November 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
We can't just eliminate all the bad guys: a holiday message.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3Gz...
November 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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It rocks that the online voice of the US government is "computer-damaged reactionary virgin."
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The month the Cybertruck was released I immediately saw two of them in my part of the city, always driven by the same two guys. I was shocked. "People are actually buying this thing!"

Almost two years later, I have never seen a third.
November 21, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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lol come on
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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I wrote about the fascinating ways people are using OF as a side hustle, including a guy who got famous on TikTok by working on his farm while having a huge penis. WARNING: We have censored the adult material but we can only censor it so much, so view in private:

www.patreon.com/posts/fuckin...
Fucking Day: Fat Hen Farms 🌭 | 1900HOTDOG
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November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I wrote about the fascinating ways people are using OF as a side hustle, including a guy who got famous on TikTok by working on his farm while having a huge penis. WARNING: We have censored the adult material but we can only censor it so much, so view in private:

www.patreon.com/posts/fuckin...
Fucking Day: Fat Hen Farms 🌭 | 1900HOTDOG
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November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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New column from me on why interstellar space travel will never, ever be a thing, and how it's kind of weird that they keep telling us otherwise:

jasonpargin.substack.com/p/interstell...
Interstellar Space Travel Will Never, Ever Happen
It's basically impossible and they know it.
jasonpargin.substack.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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The title of my next book, the 5th in the John Dies at the End series, has been leaked, by me. It will be called,

'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'

There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
New column from me on why interstellar space travel will never, ever be a thing, and how it's kind of weird that they keep telling us otherwise:

jasonpargin.substack.com/p/interstell...
Interstellar Space Travel Will Never, Ever Happen
It's basically impossible and they know it.
jasonpargin.substack.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Hot take: the Rian Johnson Benoit Blanc movies are more true to the spirit of Agatha Christie mysteries (smart, ensemble driven, all clues in plain sight, everyone confused about the detective's cultural background) than the Kenneth Branagh adaptations of actual Agatha Christie titles
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM