Peter McGladdery
@petermcgladdery.bsky.social
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Blowing dandelion clocks, chasing falling autumn leaves, catching raindrops/snowflakes on my tongue. Cismallow. And posting a bit. Statistically insignificant https://mstdn.social/@peter_mcgladdery
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drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social
Thinking about Christmas presents for my wife. Does anyone know what it smells like?
A sign at the Westfield shopping centre. Reading “Please use the escalator by Prada”.
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lethalityjane.bsky.social
We should re-kill the American movie musical trend by at last green-lighting a big budget adaptation of Pippin. Everyone will be weirded out and confused except for me, I will be delighted.
A picture from Pippin with Ben Vereen in the center doing some jazz hands. The women on either side of him are holding spears and are wearing armored corsets and helmets with bare legs and boots.
petermcgladdery.bsky.social
The spambots really having identity crises right now
Instagram spam bot. Display name Daniella More. Pic AI blonde lady with sticky-out bottom. User name ayowale adeboyega 100
petermcgladdery.bsky.social
Corner shop samosa dinner didn't help. Black outside, bright inside, upper deck shaking & swaying like an ocean going boat. Back seat full of slumming-it students bellowing about ket & petty jealousies & theories of mixed race beauty
petermcgladdery.bsky.social
Failed the south london bus endurance test. Got as far as Peckham then had to head back
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nicsigni.bsky.social
it is an honor to receive the peace prize for ending all the wars. it wasn’t easy. I mean for anyone else. it was super easy for me. I just hopped in a zamboni and pancaked everyone. even the really tall ones. even the big boys. honk honk. give me my trophy.
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dannykpolitics.bsky.social
WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
petermcgladdery.bsky.social
Alien bodysnatchers before they got the technology quite right
rvbdrm.com
There’s so many more in the article…

archive.is/c0z8X
Four young men, all Gen Z Tories, posed against a plain backdrop.

Top left: Danny Mosley, 19, with curly hair, draped in a Union Jack flag and holding a can of Dr. Pepper, an ID badge hanging from a blue lanyard around his neck.

Top right: Rhydian Lloyd-Francis, 15, wearing a navy double-breasted suit and striped tie, stands formally with a serious expression.

Bottom left: Harry Cansdale, 21, in glasses and a dark suit with a patterned blue tie and small flag pin, with a blue lanyard around his neck.

Bottom right: Miller Casson, 17, with long hair, wearing a blue plaid suit, lavender shirt, and patterned tie, holding a booklet.
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gralefrit.bsky.social
For the next couple of nights, the IDEAL stage show is at the Bloomsbury Theatre. Had a complete blast watching it last night. Like a gonzo stoner Joe Orton panto, with shitloads of sharp gags and tons of pure clowning, and a guest slot for the monsters from the Claws of Axos. Go if you can!
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
If you noticed I’ve been a little quiet the last few days, here’s why! I’ve been frantically trying to track all the bluesky users getting setup on Mastodon.

Not leaving bluesky (yet), but to be honest the party is kind of over there right now. Check out the world without CEOsars 🤷‍♂️
Shitposters of the Fediverse - Mastodon Starter Pack
Posters that primarily post jokes, likely with some level of internet-poisoned brain rot. (Some politics and other interests may be included) Many (but not all) are users who were/are on bluesky.
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petermcgladdery.bsky.social
Making living in England a bit more Norse mythic by replacing Ham in place names with Heim.

Tøttenheim
West Heim
Øst Heim
Fülheim
Waltheimstein
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bethanyblack.bsky.social
If anyone’s struggled to keep up with my threads on why the genAI bubble
Is a bubble, here’s a simplified pictorial explanation, the plug is OpenAI and the sockets are Microsoft, Meta, Oracle, Nvidia, and AMD
A power strip with the plug end plugged in to one of the sockets
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petermcgladdery.bsky.social
"Let's get the ethnic mix in modern British territories back to how it was in the old days...No, not like that!!!"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_the_British_Empire
petermcgladdery.bsky.social
Headless swan lake.

Spooky

(It's OK - they were all still in bed)
20 or so swans on a body of water, all with heads tucked against body
petermcgladdery.bsky.social
Direct copy/paste from the US right wing yet again. If these people had a single original thought, it'd be a miracle
petermcgladdery.bsky.social
Pedestrians blurped the tiny apples
Pavement covered in 2cm diameter apples. Whole and round by edge of pavement, flat brown and squished in the middle
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aptshadow.bsky.social
Today’s favourite proof note:

Replace ‘this’ with ‘that.’

Which feels like a short summary of the entire process.
petermcgladdery.bsky.social
Originally, it was a 50/50 toss up between calling them Swifties or Taylor-heads
petermcgladdery.bsky.social
Currently pondering if getting one's knickers in a twist and getting one's panties in a bunch are describing the same underwear disarray or if both could be possible at once
petermcgladdery.bsky.social
Next door from that getting roof redone.

Just went out. Disappointing lack of labourer lunchtime street party going on

Very much ignoring each other
petermcgladdery.bsky.social
Next door in one direction is getting a gate installed in the passage between houses. Lots of drilling into my wall.

Next door on other side is getting kitchen redone. Some wall drilling. Also somehow charging their phones somewhere where the vibration alert sounds like its in my house