Andrew O'Neill
@andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social
Comedian. Metalhead. Magician. They/them.
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Band: meltzer667.bandcamp.com
Gigs: andrewoneill.co.uk/shows
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Band: meltzer667.bandcamp.com
Gigs: andrewoneill.co.uk/shows
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I'm fighting TOM BAKER!
So exciting to FINALLY be able to tell you that next month I will be having a bare-knuckle cage fight with the all-time greatest EVER Doctor Who!
It's going to be streamed on BSB's Galaxy Channel as part of their Doctor Who - Cage Fight weekend.
Can't wait!
I'm fighting TOM BAKER!
So exciting to FINALLY be able to tell you that next month I will be having a bare-knuckle cage fight with the all-time greatest EVER Doctor Who!
It's going to be streamed on BSB's Galaxy Channel as part of their Doctor Who - Cage Fight weekend.
Can't wait!
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Do not - I repeat - do NOT, even out of curiosity, pull the handle on the side of your toilet. I just did, and a gush of water’s erased everything. A lifetime’s turd collection, gone.
December 12, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Do not - I repeat - do NOT, even out of curiosity, pull the handle on the side of your toilet. I just did, and a gush of water’s erased everything. A lifetime’s turd collection, gone.
Doctor Who predicted fascist robot-building in 1974!
"Billionaires. What’s stopping you from making your AI robots look like this?"
"Billionaires. What’s stopping you from making your AI robots look like this?"
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Doctor Who predicted fascist robot-building in 1974!
"Billionaires. What’s stopping you from making your AI robots look like this?"
"Billionaires. What’s stopping you from making your AI robots look like this?"
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In which I discuss Strapping Young Lad's debut album with stone-cold legend KRUSHER!
In which I discuss Strapping Young Lad's debut album with stone-cold legend KRUSHER!
Infected Voice Patreon Early Episode - STRAPPING YOUNG LAD w/KRUSHER! | Andrew O'Neill
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November 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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In which I discuss Strapping Young Lad's debut album with stone-cold legend KRUSHER!
In which I discuss Strapping Young Lad's debut album with stone-cold legend KRUSHER!
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Bill Nighy the Actor Gighy
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Bill Nighy the Actor Gighy
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When I was a little boy I thought that my bell end was the tip of a sausage, and that if I pulled my foreskin back too far while weeing the sausage would fall in the toilet. I also thought my buttocks were where poo was stored.
November 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
When I was a little boy I thought that my bell end was the tip of a sausage, and that if I pulled my foreskin back too far while weeing the sausage would fall in the toilet. I also thought my buttocks were where poo was stored.
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The band @72percentband.bsky.social unveils the single “I'm Not Happy And...”, revealing their characteristic ferocity as they let themselves be carried away by stoner-math-post-rock, with screams associated to catatonic grunge and shameless noise #NBTW retratandovoces.blogspot.com/2025/11/72.h...
72%
El jamón 3J's que es la banda 72% , Joe Brown (guitarra), Josh Ryan (guitarra) y Joel Harries (batería), nos descubre el single 'I'm Not ...
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November 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The band @72percentband.bsky.social unveils the single “I'm Not Happy And...”, revealing their characteristic ferocity as they let themselves be carried away by stoner-math-post-rock, with screams associated to catatonic grunge and shameless noise #NBTW retratandovoces.blogspot.com/2025/11/72.h...
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Today in Hearing One Half Of A Phone Conversation: a woman on the train going 'all the more reason to empty your freezer, then. ALL THE MORE REASON.'
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Today in Hearing One Half Of A Phone Conversation: a woman on the train going 'all the more reason to empty your freezer, then. ALL THE MORE REASON.'
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It’s almost crunch time for a legal challenge from an anti-trans pressure group which could see trans people banned from Hampstead women’s pond.
With the hearing coming up on 17th December, we’re not backing down.
https://goodlaw.social/giqe
With the hearing coming up on 17th December, we’re not backing down.
https://goodlaw.social/giqe
We’re standing with trans people against hate at Hampstead women’s pond | Good Law Project
It’s almost crunch time for a legal challenge from an anti-trans pressure group which could see trans people banned from Hampstead women’s pond. We’re not backing down.
goodlaw.social
November 22, 2025 at 8:48 AM
It’s almost crunch time for a legal challenge from an anti-trans pressure group which could see trans people banned from Hampstead women’s pond.
With the hearing coming up on 17th December, we’re not backing down.
https://goodlaw.social/giqe
With the hearing coming up on 17th December, we’re not backing down.
https://goodlaw.social/giqe
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Today is St Clement's Day, the patron saint of blacksmiths and metal workers.
At Finch Foundry in Devon, blacksmiths will gather to show their skills and complete in the annual snail race. Not what you might immediately think of, the race is to create an iron snail sculpture!
📷 Mel Peters
At Finch Foundry in Devon, blacksmiths will gather to show their skills and complete in the annual snail race. Not what you might immediately think of, the race is to create an iron snail sculpture!
📷 Mel Peters
November 22, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Today is St Clement's Day, the patron saint of blacksmiths and metal workers.
At Finch Foundry in Devon, blacksmiths will gather to show their skills and complete in the annual snail race. Not what you might immediately think of, the race is to create an iron snail sculpture!
📷 Mel Peters
At Finch Foundry in Devon, blacksmiths will gather to show their skills and complete in the annual snail race. Not what you might immediately think of, the race is to create an iron snail sculpture!
📷 Mel Peters
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They line up perfectly.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
They line up perfectly.
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
I fully expect to be arrested for posting this when Farage gets into power, but fuck it:
Hitler WASN’T right.
Hitler WASN’T right.
November 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I fully expect to be arrested for posting this when Farage gets into power, but fuck it:
Hitler WASN’T right.
Hitler WASN’T right.
I see we’ve gone from the season in which the train is air-conditioned so cold that you need a coat to the season in which the train is heated so warm you have to take your coat off.
November 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I see we’ve gone from the season in which the train is air-conditioned so cold that you need a coat to the season in which the train is heated so warm you have to take your coat off.
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
When I arrive at the party
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Big very scary announcement that I never thought I'd have to make so I put nice music and a relaxing nostalgic background on it for you.
November 17, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Big very scary announcement that I never thought I'd have to make so I put nice music and a relaxing nostalgic background on it for you.
OXFORD! The house band is playing an AL-FIRE set tonight! Rage Against The Machine, Metallica, Hendrix, BILLY JOEL!?!
Plus @laurieblackinc.bsky.social and @michaelbrunstrom.bsky.social and me doing a set of new material!!
Get your tickets now cos it'll be busy! www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1967726874...
Plus @laurieblackinc.bsky.social and @michaelbrunstrom.bsky.social and me doing a set of new material!!
Get your tickets now cos it'll be busy! www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1967726874...
November 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
OXFORD! The house band is playing an AL-FIRE set tonight! Rage Against The Machine, Metallica, Hendrix, BILLY JOEL!?!
Plus @laurieblackinc.bsky.social and @michaelbrunstrom.bsky.social and me doing a set of new material!!
Get your tickets now cos it'll be busy! www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1967726874...
Plus @laurieblackinc.bsky.social and @michaelbrunstrom.bsky.social and me doing a set of new material!!
Get your tickets now cos it'll be busy! www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1967726874...
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I mean you should see this show, it is purring like a Le Mans racer at the moment.
Dispatches from the road. Only four stops left on the tour. Catch @markthomasinfo.bsky.social - our Ordinary Decent Criminal - in the next few weeks in Nottingham, Lancaster, Manchester and York.
Book: painesplough.com/productions/...
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November 17, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I mean you should see this show, it is purring like a Le Mans racer at the moment.
Oh my fucking god yes.
Bryan Cranston as Adam West doing Dark Knight Returns.
James Gunn's DCU is still trying to figure out its take on Batman, and a lighthearted comedic take like Adam West's Dark Knight could be just the key. 🦇
Read more here: bit.ly/43XCdHO
Read more here: bit.ly/43XCdHO
November 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Oh my fucking god yes.
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This (and the rest of this thread) is a beautiful tonic.
A quick little throwaway tune in RUTLAND WEEKEND TELEVISION from the late, great Neil Innes.
I'd love to hear various artists cover this ditty in concert... (Which artist will take up the challenge first?)
I'd love to hear various artists cover this ditty in concert... (Which artist will take up the challenge first?)
November 16, 2025 at 8:37 AM
This (and the rest of this thread) is a beautiful tonic.
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As the drummer for the Dead Leg Comedy house band, it’s a shame I can’t make tomorrow’s gig due to this film tour… especially as it’s FIRE THEMED!
Get your ticket, Oxford, Mon 17, 7:30pm, The Library. Also cash on the day.
@andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1967726874...
Get your ticket, Oxford, Mon 17, 7:30pm, The Library. Also cash on the day.
@andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1967726874...
Dead Leg Comedy - NOVEMBER
FIRE SPECIAL! Stand-up comedy and a LIVE HOUSE BAND! Oxford's cult night finds a new monthly home at the Library on Cowley Road!
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November 16, 2025 at 11:44 AM
As the drummer for the Dead Leg Comedy house band, it’s a shame I can’t make tomorrow’s gig due to this film tour… especially as it’s FIRE THEMED!
Get your ticket, Oxford, Mon 17, 7:30pm, The Library. Also cash on the day.
@andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1967726874...
Get your ticket, Oxford, Mon 17, 7:30pm, The Library. Also cash on the day.
@andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1967726874...
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My Antifa book is on the New York Times Bestseller list 8 years after publication.
Thank you to everyone who has supported me (and my family) in so many ways (including buying books). #NoPasarán
Thank you to everyone who has supported me (and my family) in so many ways (including buying books). #NoPasarán
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
My Antifa book is on the New York Times Bestseller list 8 years after publication.
Thank you to everyone who has supported me (and my family) in so many ways (including buying books). #NoPasarán
Thank you to everyone who has supported me (and my family) in so many ways (including buying books). #NoPasarán
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