The_FUCKER
@glorneflorb.bsky.social
The majority of what I say should be taken as being factually wrong (he/him)
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The_FUCKER
@glorneflorb.bsky.social
· Jan 1
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What if instead of plankton saying the krabby patty secret formula he said THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORESKIN
February 3, 2026 at 8:28 PM
What if instead of plankton saying the krabby patty secret formula he said THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORESKIN
(Dykg voice)
Did you know I just got this new vase and- *crash* FUCK
Did you know I just got this new vase and- *crash* FUCK
February 3, 2026 at 12:06 PM
(Dykg voice)
Did you know I just got this new vase and- *crash* FUCK
Did you know I just got this new vase and- *crash* FUCK
When is the revolution happening I don’t wanna be late
February 2, 2026 at 1:31 AM
When is the revolution happening I don’t wanna be late
My cat is a fucking dumbass
February 1, 2026 at 4:04 PM
My cat is a fucking dumbass
The only straight couple that will be on my tomodatchi life island is gonna be guy fieri and a burger
February 1, 2026 at 12:33 AM
The only straight couple that will be on my tomodatchi life island is gonna be guy fieri and a burger
fuck man what the fuck what is wrong with you man oh my god man I’m gonna barf man what the fuck man what the fuck
January 31, 2026 at 3:43 PM
fuck man what the fuck what is wrong with you man oh my god man I’m gonna barf man what the fuck man what the fuck
(Dykg voice)
Did you know that if you press space in a first person shooter you will probably jump or some shit
Did you know that if you press space in a first person shooter you will probably jump or some shit
January 31, 2026 at 2:12 AM
(Dykg voice)
Did you know that if you press space in a first person shooter you will probably jump or some shit
Did you know that if you press space in a first person shooter you will probably jump or some shit
(Dykg voice)
Did you know *starts crying violently*
Did you know *starts crying violently*
January 30, 2026 at 4:02 PM
(Dykg voice)
Did you know *starts crying violently*
Did you know *starts crying violently*
I amb a magic wigard
January 29, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I amb a magic wigard
Thinking about jerma985 like any self respecting person should
January 29, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Thinking about jerma985 like any self respecting person should
(Dykg voice)
Did you know Mario might be Italian or gay we just don’t know yet
Did you know Mario might be Italian or gay we just don’t know yet
January 28, 2026 at 7:32 PM
(Dykg voice)
Did you know Mario might be Italian or gay we just don’t know yet
Did you know Mario might be Italian or gay we just don’t know yet
Brush your teeth or the fooglesmorf will leak your address online
January 28, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Brush your teeth or the fooglesmorf will leak your address online
make up artist: we are gonna take you from a vampire to a glampire
Vampire: shut the fuck up and open your veins
Vampire: shut the fuck up and open your veins
January 27, 2026 at 7:32 PM
make up artist: we are gonna take you from a vampire to a glampire
Vampire: shut the fuck up and open your veins
Vampire: shut the fuck up and open your veins
Horrors beyond your comprehension are coming to Fortnite
January 27, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Horrors beyond your comprehension are coming to Fortnite
Hmmm it sems iimd fukd
January 27, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Hmmm it sems iimd fukd
I took a massive shit the other day and i think that was the most important part of my entire life
January 27, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I took a massive shit the other day and i think that was the most important part of my entire life
I went to the doohickey convention and only saw do dads and novelty nooks absolutely disgusting
January 25, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I went to the doohickey convention and only saw do dads and novelty nooks absolutely disgusting
Grok how do I undo the skeleton pirate curse
January 25, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Grok how do I undo the skeleton pirate curse
They are going to lower my body to yo ho! From the wild woody ost
January 25, 2026 at 4:24 AM
They are going to lower my body to yo ho! From the wild woody ost
I’m assumMing that when people see my posts they laugh so hard the turn into a theater full of people who are also laughing
January 24, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I’m assumMing that when people see my posts they laugh so hard the turn into a theater full of people who are also laughing
That’s a weird type of pain
January 24, 2026 at 2:56 PM
That’s a weird type of pain