The_FUCKER
@glorneflorb.bsky.social
The majority of what I say should be taken as being factually wrong (he/him)
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Their melting in the mosh pit
January 14, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Their melting in the mosh pit
I should get worse
January 14, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I should get worse
Dilbert can now be as gay as he wants
January 14, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Dilbert can now be as gay as he wants
You should pussy out more often
January 14, 2026 at 12:08 PM
You should pussy out more often
Someone get that man a sweet treat for him to eat right NOW
January 14, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Someone get that man a sweet treat for him to eat right NOW
There are 2 wolves inside you
they are causing damage to your internal organs
they are causing damage to your internal organs
January 14, 2026 at 1:25 AM
There are 2 wolves inside you
they are causing damage to your internal organs
they are causing damage to your internal organs
what If instead of rock em sock em robots it was fuck em suck em Robots
January 13, 2026 at 12:28 PM
what If instead of rock em sock em robots it was fuck em suck em Robots
Why is there such a stigma around evil doers. They make great brownies
January 13, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Why is there such a stigma around evil doers. They make great brownies
What the fuck is happening in this image
January 12, 2026 at 7:32 PM
What the fuck is happening in this image
What son of a bitch keeps on lighting my eyeballs on fire
January 11, 2026 at 4:56 PM
What son of a bitch keeps on lighting my eyeballs on fire
It’s hard getting a date when your love language is throwing tomatoes at people
January 11, 2026 at 2:29 PM
It’s hard getting a date when your love language is throwing tomatoes at people
You can insult me all you want but you can say I’m not rotting
January 11, 2026 at 4:05 AM
You can insult me all you want but you can say I’m not rotting
For all you know I could be a really smart rat
January 10, 2026 at 11:51 PM
For all you know I could be a really smart rat
NOW LISTEN YOU CRUSTACEAN CHEAPSKATE SQUIDWARD HAS BEEN LIVING AT MY HOUSE AND YOU WON’T HIRE HIM BACK JUST BECAUSE HE BROKE YOUR EDGING STREAK
January 9, 2026 at 11:47 PM
NOW LISTEN YOU CRUSTACEAN CHEAPSKATE SQUIDWARD HAS BEEN LIVING AT MY HOUSE AND YOU WON’T HIRE HIM BACK JUST BECAUSE HE BROKE YOUR EDGING STREAK
Not to play devils advocate but the guys real short on souls so if you need anything you know who to call
January 9, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Not to play devils advocate but the guys real short on souls so if you need anything you know who to call
I’m just doing my thing
January 8, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I’m just doing my thing
I had a dream I was stalked by a redditor
January 8, 2026 at 11:54 AM
I had a dream I was stalked by a redditor
I wish I could complain more
January 7, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I wish I could complain more