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GLOSS

GLOSS

@glosston.bsky.social

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LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE is what I'd say if I did anything worthwhile with my life

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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 7m

You can’t tell people to post without limits then get mad when the limits are breached Mr Plane

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 4h

Good news they can add Imanaga now too

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 21h

I can't decide what's gonna radicalize people more: the government shutdown or the Youtube/Disney beef

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 1d

Who would win a drinkoff: Kavanaugh or Hegseth?

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve said for months that the panic over him winning isn’t about they think he’s gonna fail, but that he’s gonna be successful and show things could be incrementally better

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 1d

Yes but I demand the numbers!

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 1d

I wish the poll cowards would take a “If Vance is president what is your opinion” read because there is a significant non zero chance at that being the reality

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 1d

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 2d

Ha I Kill Me actually stood for Ha I Kill, Mass Extinction

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 2d

This is why I could never attend a winner take all Game 7, I'd be in a puddle of my own piss in the fetal position right now if I were there live

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 2d

This game needs to intersect with Daylight Savings rolling back just because

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 2d

Suicide squeeze walkoff for maximum chaos

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 3d

The blue tie with the SpongeBob mask just feels so wrong, it’s not that hard to properly accessorize!

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 3d

Every time

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 3d

Joke's on you, no one responds to my bullshit anyway

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 3d

At least the air traffic control hasn't completely shut down yet, although the neighborhood having to pay for the landing strip lighting probably isn't making any friends

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 5d

And neither opponent will concede

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 5d

Probably the only good thing to come out of the government shutdown is the advertising budget is gone! The question is will they come back after it reopens…

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 5d

a fun ass Dynamite and not a single ICE commercial, are we back chat? #AEW

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 5d

I did it, I finished a video game

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 5d

but have you gotten a bot response trying to pretend they're the Bluesky store because that's when you know you've posted too close to the sun...

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 6d

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 6d

Getting myself out of this funk is gonna be a struggle and a half but I gotta figure this out, probably should sign up for the gym or something get some blood flowing

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 6d

Even now I’m so set in my ways I’m sitting on the couch after work and taking a nap and thinking “now what” and basically am frozen as to doing anything else and just want to get further underneath this blanket, I bought a Switch 2 I could be finishing Bananza but that seems like hard work somehow!

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 6d

I’ve spent the past 12 years or so doing daily tasks to keep my parents going, and now I’m gonna have so much free time I’m eventually gonna start getting bored with “oops I have a free moment time to curl up and take a depression nap” that I do now