GLOSS
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LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE is what I'd say if I did anything worthwhile with my life
Ok getting this automodded for a in his skivvies Homer Simpson eating 64 slices of American cheese because it's "SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE" may be the most hilarious social media interaction I've ever had in my life
December 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Ok getting this automodded for a in his skivvies Homer Simpson eating 64 slices of American cheese because it's "SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE" may be the most hilarious social media interaction I've ever had in my life
This blended with you current name and my brain parsed out “if you nut 150 times a day” and honestly it doesn’t change the post that much
December 18, 2025 at 12:27 PM
This blended with you current name and my brain parsed out “if you nut 150 times a day” and honestly it doesn’t change the post that much
Play it in Springfield tie it to
The HOF induction having a big NBA game in a mid major sized arena would be amazing to watch
The HOF induction having a big NBA game in a mid major sized arena would be amazing to watch
December 16, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Play it in Springfield tie it to
The HOF induction having a big NBA game in a mid major sized arena would be amazing to watch
The HOF induction having a big NBA game in a mid major sized arena would be amazing to watch
Like unless they’re breaking up a meth lab or human smuggling ring this sure seems extreme
December 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Like unless they’re breaking up a meth lab or human smuggling ring this sure seems extreme
It’s a shitty, horrible post but I just sit here and know the inevitable posts about his own death will make this seem like a proper eulogy
December 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
It’s a shitty, horrible post but I just sit here and know the inevitable posts about his own death will make this seem like a proper eulogy
Let's make sure those hats and shirts don't stay in storage past 4 PM
December 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Let's make sure those hats and shirts don't stay in storage past 4 PM
"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
"THEY SHOULD STAY THERE"
"THEY SHOULD STAY THERE"
December 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
"THEY SHOULD STAY THERE"
"THEY SHOULD STAY THERE"
Shit’s gonna really get real in January/February when the credit card bill that everyone is running up right now to get thru Christmas comes due
December 12, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Shit’s gonna really get real in January/February when the credit card bill that everyone is running up right now to get thru Christmas comes due
I’m looking forward to them trying to do the Reagan “hide the Alzheimer’s” scheme while he constantly kool aid man’s his way towards any open mic or live camera within a 500 yard radius
December 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I’m looking forward to them trying to do the Reagan “hide the Alzheimer’s” scheme while he constantly kool aid man’s his way towards any open mic or live camera within a 500 yard radius
Gonna have Chuck Mangione’s “Feels So Good” blasting
a cartoon of a man playing a trumpet with the words rest in peace chuck mangione
ALT: a cartoon of a man playing a trumpet with the words rest in peace chuck mangione
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December 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Gonna have Chuck Mangione’s “Feels So Good” blasting
Tis the season to be jolly and joyous
December 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Tis the season to be jolly and joyous
Typical Twitter interaction
December 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Typical Twitter interaction
Congratulations on your art finally being realized as the true pinnacle of the form it deserves to be
December 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Congratulations on your art finally being realized as the true pinnacle of the form it deserves to be
They turned down the Pop Tarts Bowl because the only body they will eat is the body of Christ
December 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
They turned down the Pop Tarts Bowl because the only body they will eat is the body of Christ
They turned it down because the only body they will eat is the body of Christ
December 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
They turned it down because the only body they will eat is the body of Christ