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gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social
Gnomey BumbleCrunch
@gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social
210 followers 97 following 1.3K posts
simple gnome doin simple things (he/they/gnome)
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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 3h
The new naked gun is actually pretty funny. Very stupid, but funny
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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 15h
The Binding of Isaac is probably the only game I’ve played for like a decade and never gotten close to 100%
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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 16h
Genius
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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 19h
God I love my doggy
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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 19h
She shleep 😴
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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 21h
Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal an angel gets its wings
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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 22h
Parent aren’t home so you know what that means…. I get to play my music in the living room instead of my room!!!! I’m a grown man!!!!
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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 1d
Jaxon Smith-Njigba my king…. You can have whatever you want for Christmas this year
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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 2d
The mariners won in the 15TH INNING?!??! WHAT?!?!?!
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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 2d
Mamdani might have the best smile ever
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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 2d
I would pour one out for him but I don’t want to waste my beer
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"SPACE KOOK" 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social · 2d
Honestly, this is probably the coolest group of posters I've had the honor of shit talking to since the early 2000's. If I fuck with you it's because y'all make me laugh a lot.

Special shout-out to the OGs still posting through. You have no idea how happy I am you're still here.
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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 2d
First game of Fortnite in forever…. Unc still got it
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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 2d
I fuck with you also, and you make me laugh as well, too
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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 2d
Come to papa, poppa
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Gavrilo Grigglepuff @freedom4gnomes.bsky.social · 2d
I need that twink disassembled on a chemical level
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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 2d
Come here pretty mama
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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 2d
I’ll take it
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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 2d
Oh yeah you really fucked up now buddy. I’m gonna spit on the ground
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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 2d
Somebody shoot that twink with a bazooka
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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 2d
Sometimes a gnome gets lonely. Could you pick me up and rock me like a baby while I snuggle your bosom?
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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 2d
If you genuinely believe that the government is shutting down because democrats want to “give illegals healthcare” you should have your ability to vote immediately revoked, I’m not even joking
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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 3d
Also the citrus ones don’t really taste like anything, I’m probably gonna go back to spearmint
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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 3d
It’s been a while since my last time using zyn, but I’ve been wanting something to help take the edge off since I’ve stopped smoking weed, and goddamn these things hit lmao. I’ve just been leaving them in for 5-10 minutes at a time. Apparently some people go up to like 15mg? Damn I could never
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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 3d
Lord forgive me, I’m about to zyn
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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 3d
Lord forgive me, I’m about to zyn
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