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Goblin Wizard of the Nine @goblinahh.bsky.social · Apr 4

I don’t even fucking care anymkre. Plunder my cave. Clip through a wall and skip mg dungeon puzzle. Cheese my three-stage boss. Whatver dode.

Goblin Wizard of the Nine @goblinahh.bsky.social · Mar 15

A hair was at the front of my peehole and it split the pee with one going on the floor and one hitting the top of the toilet seat and immediately in my head played that fucking “Use Somebody” song.

Goblin Wizard of the Nine @goblinahh.bsky.social · Mar 13

why does My Name is Earl end on a cliffhanger what the FREAK 💔💔💔💔

Goblin Wizard of the Nine @goblinahh.bsky.social · Mar 7

Girlfriend made me sleep at foot of bed because the dog took my spor. Said it was takwn. Now I undeestabd radiohead.

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Goblin Wizard of the Nine @goblinahh.bsky.social · Feb 28

Two boys kissed while I was waiting for the bus and this little girl(maybe like 7?) looked in shock and the dad looked at her and said “Oh yeah I forgot to tell you boys can kiss boys too.” And then she asked “Can girls kiss girls?” And there was a look of fear in the fathers eyes.

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Goblin Wizard of the Nine @goblinahh.bsky.social · Feb 23

why is this racially profiled???

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Goblin Wizard of the Nine @goblinahh.bsky.social · Feb 22

We made pikmin for valentines day. I forgot to ever show. #lovethem. #pikmin.

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · Feb 15

Here are some nice mushrooms

A family of glowing orange enoki mushrooms have such sticky caps that they look like over-full water glasses in danger of spilling over. They grow together in the punky decay of a moss speckled log under a bright winter sky

All photos by me

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Goblin Wizard of the Nine @goblinahh.bsky.social · Feb 16

This guy came into my office to do his taxes and he was unemployed and said he was schizophrenic and he told me that he spends his government checks towards T’au since he lives with his Mom anyway and I imagine this is what the average T’au player is like. Very based btw. #warhammer #T’au

Goblin Wizard of the Nine @goblinahh.bsky.social · Feb 6

You did this.

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Goblin Wizard of the Nine @goblinahh.bsky.social · Feb 4

I just saw a guy get fucking vaporized wtf

Goblin Wizard of the Nine @goblinahh.bsky.social · Feb 4

My girlfriend has cramps…. I shall slay them…. Cramp inventor count your days.

Goblin Wizard of the Nine @goblinahh.bsky.social · Jan 29

Do you think adderall woukd fix me or would it jusf make me think stupixer cleaely

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Goblin Wizard of the Nine @goblinahh.bsky.social · Jan 29

Hey guys should i torture my homonculus plz answer

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Goblin Wizard of the Nine @goblinahh.bsky.social · Jan 27

I’m watching classic scooby doo at my college in this like public space and I just out loud laughed so fucking hard at shaggy slamming into a door and everybody else was silent and turned to look at me.

Goblin Wizard of the Nine @goblinahh.bsky.social · Jan 27

Maybe repel isn’t the right word since shw was leaving anyway and I wasn’t really that intimidated because I keep flirting with her boyfriend.

Goblin Wizard of the Nine @goblinahh.bsky.social · Jan 27

I had a friend of mine kver for a couple of nights and my gurlfriend was really enjoying having her over and I mnow their botb queer so i got intimidated and played my weezer album and my loser energy repelled ber and i won back my girlfriend.

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Goblin Wizard of the Nine @goblinahh.bsky.social · Jan 27

La la la i love music la la la giggling and kicking my feef

Goblin Wizard of the Nine @goblinahh.bsky.social · Jan 24

Make sure the higher class bugs can stomp on the lower class bugs and then blame it on other lower class bugs differences so they can be distracted from having a class war!

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Goblin Wizard of the Nine @goblinahh.bsky.social · Jan 24

Does tribe eveer get so bored at work that rhey start a roblox squid game serveer? I been here dor 2 hour doing jack and I has no choice.

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Goblin Wizard of the Nine @goblinahh.bsky.social · Jan 23

I’m starting to have beef with this lady from a completely different office. She keeps taking our calls and our clients. Kathy you may have won this battle but we will win the war.

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Goblin Wizard of the Nine @goblinahh.bsky.social · Jan 23

I hope my hoblin wife is making mutton today. #OnlyGoblinThings!

Goblin Wizard of the Nine @goblinahh.bsky.social · Jan 23

Last nivht me and my girlfriend wwnt to this nice italian restuaranrt and she kept pulling out this image and saying “we’re a throuple” and when the waiter came she asked if our third could get some chicken tenders. We pay taxes. We vote.

Goblin Wizard of the Nine @goblinahh.bsky.social · Jan 23

God mechanicus looks so cool their my favorite by far wven though I should be an orc fan. HyperTech-guys are just too sick.

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Goblin Wizard of the Nine @goblinahh.bsky.social · Jan 23

The sbine of gold will distract the average dumb orcses and make rhem suspecitble to being shot. But as a smart one will win and grow steonger. WAAAAAAGH!!!

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