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henderly @goblinparty.bsky.social · 19h

every time a celebrity dies i tug on god's robe and remind him that he tends to do these things in threes, and that i have some suggestions for the follow up performances

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henderly @goblinparty.bsky.social · 19h

please believe that any time i censor anything it's because i don't want annoying people to search and find my posts

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henderly @goblinparty.bsky.social · 1d

look- corny as i find the frogs and other mascot costumes, their presence really does make all the rhetoric about dangerous antifa warzones looks just as silly as they do

Adam Selzer @adamchicago.bsky.social · 1d

The frogs have landed in Chicago!

Protestor in a frog suit and an anti-Ice sign with what I believe to be a Pokémon character on a street corner in Rogers Park.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1d

a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall

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henderly @goblinparty.bsky.social · 1d

shoutout to the local orchard for having a mechanical bull so my childless ass can sit at a picnic table, suck down a honey stick, sip a little cold-pressed cider, and watch someone else's kids go entirely airborne on a crisp autumn day.

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 2d

Best TikTok account rn is this guy who is teaching himself throat singing. He’s gotten really good

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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 4d

kinda crazy how every single “just give people enough money to afford some basic stuff” experiments yield the exact same positive results that everyone benefits from every time, huh

Anyway, back to toiling

Mike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · 5d

Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...

Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrow’s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me 👌We’re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. It’s been a roaring success. For every €1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got €1.46 back. Can’t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."

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Sam Cole @samleecole.bsky.social · 5d

Cops misled journalists about using a powerful surveillance tool to track a woman across state lines because she had an abortion, then tried to cover it up when we found out the truth. Huge story from @jasonkoebler.bsky.social and @josephcox.bsky.social this morning: www.404media.co/police-said-...

Police Said They Surveilled Woman Who Had an Abortion for Her 'Safety.' Court Records Show They Considered Charging Her With a Crime

Court records show that the narrative Flock and a Texas Sheriff's Office has told the public isn't the whole story, and that police were conducting a 'death investigation' into the abortion.

www.404media.co

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henderly @goblinparty.bsky.social · 4d

it feels like every single day i hear something that makes me glad i switched to tidal

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 5d

Spotify is partnering with ChatGPT

• Will personalize music and podcast recommendations

• Available on an opt-in basis

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henderly @goblinparty.bsky.social · 5d

happy glow in the dark mani season, featuring skull flowers

manicure photo taken in the dark- daisy-like flowers with skull centers surrounded by cobwebs glow eerie green against black

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 5d

this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square

Stephen Miller in a gray suit, white shirt, and gray tie.

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henderly @goblinparty.bsky.social · 6d

that dog may not know i even fucking exist but that will not stop me from pledging my undying fealty to him!!!

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henderly @goblinparty.bsky.social · 6d

imho it is good, healthy, and natural to develop parasocial relationships with the pets your friends post on the internet

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henderly @goblinparty.bsky.social · 6d

what a handsome little lad!!!!!

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henderly @goblinparty.bsky.social · 6d

the silence from my sw*ftie friends about the latest album is ~deafening~

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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 11d

BREAKING: The number of jobs created in August has been revised from 54,000 down to -3,000.

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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 10d

This thing is going to get eaten alive in Philadelphia

Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 10d

I want to hurt it lol

DoorDash’s New Delivery Robot Rolls Out Into the Big, Cruel World

The hype around delivery robots has fizzled, but DoorDash is still determined to launch Dot, an adorable red bot. It can ride on roads and in bike lanes, where it will face daunting challenges.

www.wired.com

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POST Wrestling @postwrestling.com · 10d

Hangman Page speaks out against airing of ICE recruitment ads during Dynamite

www.postwrestling.com/2025/10/02/h...

Hangman Page speaks out against airing of ICE recruitment ads during Dynamite

Hangman Page has spoken out after recruitment ads for ICE (United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement) aired during Dynamite.

www.postwrestling.com

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 10d

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/

tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

HBO Max | Feedback

help.hbomax.com

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henderly @goblinparty.bsky.social · 10d

nice

ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 10d

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

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Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 12d

Meanwhile at the Riyadh comedy festival

Screenshot of The Princess Bride’s Inigo Montoya with text that says “Hello. My name is Pete Davidson. You killed my father. Prepare to laugh”

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 12d

I fully understand how difficult it is to remain focused on any one particular atrocity but this really ought to be a serious scandal and people need to pay heavy prices for this

Michael Paarlberg @mpaarlberg.bsky.social · 12d

I think the Trump admin assumed no one would try to find out who the people on the boats they blew up really were

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13d

First time this guy has ever made me laugh

Comedian Tim Dillon said on his podcast last month that he signed up for financial reasons.
He said he had been offered "a large sum of money" - $375,000 for one performance - and said that other comedians had been offered as much as $1.6 million. He told his detractors to "get over it," adding, "So what if they have slaves, they're paying me enough to look the other way."
But in an episode of the Tim Dillon Podcast last week, the comedian announced he'd been removed from the lineup for the comments he made about the country's record on slavery.

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henderly @goblinparty.bsky.social · 13d

nothing like untying the green ribbon around my neck at the end of a long day 💜💜💜

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henderly @goblinparty.bsky.social · 14d

shoutout to the editor of the documentary 'mr.mcmahon', it is always a delight to hear vince make a statement and then have an immediate hard cut to footage that immediately disproves it

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