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Hannah Harkness

@harkitshannah.bsky.social

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Off-grid comedian, snake mom, wrestling fan. Co-host The Disembark podcast and The Paywalled Anime Podcast. Head Writer Brooklyn Battle Comedy on IWTV. She/ hurrr 👽

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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 15d

🚨 NEW POD ALERT

The Disembark has launched! My friend and degenerate gay cruise aficionado Steve Miller-Miller explains cruise culture and guides me through cringe cruise YouTube content and I highlight one non-cruise ship boat every week. Now on Spotify! open.spotify.com/episode/2tYM...

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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 24m

Jackhammers at 5am but at least I found out who won the Nobel prize lol

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Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal @jayapal.house.gov · 7h

Were you recently furloughed? Have you gotten notice that your health insurance premiums are going up? Tell me how you’ve been impacted by this Republican shutdown.

I want to hear your story, so I can better fight for you! Thank you for sharing.

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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 12h

Dudes rock

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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 12h

"we cant uninvent ai" no we cant but we couldnt uninvent nfts either and nobody gives a fuck about them anymore

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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 13h

Oh HELL NO

Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 13h

The Attorney General of New York was just indicted by our tinpot dictator

Letitia James criminally charged in Trump’s latest effort to punish rivals

Prosecutor who sought charges was installed amid Trump frustrations with pace of investigations against rivals

www.theguardian.com

Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 13h

I’ve been periodically putting “The Goosebumps Theme Slaps” with no other information on Tinder / Feeld profiles for years

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophianyx.bsky.social · 16h

Name your fav TV Show Theme Song.

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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 16h

Recently this one Bollywood movie Khal Nayak that I can’t make my friends watch because it’s over 3 hours long whips though youtu.be/3OXiqmUhB70?...

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 1d

cosmic horror

Little Debbie Cosmic Brownies with a speech bubble that says "boo" coming off of them

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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 16h

This would be such a great year for Canada to win the World Series lol

Keegan Matheson @keeganmatheson.bsky.social · 1d

The Toronto Blue Jays are going to the American League Championship Series for the first time since 2016.

They’ve beaten the Yankees and are now four wins from advancing to this organization’s first World Series since 1993.

They’re pouring onto the field at Yankee Stadium.

Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 17h

Really wish we could get some Christmas ghosts to visit Marjorie Taylor Green, she would be salvageable if a supernatural force told her Jews didn’t kill Jesus and abortion is fine.

Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 1d

This is a really positive thread, thank you

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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 1d

Made friends with a bunch of indie wrestlers and comedians and then made Brooklyn Battle Comedy available to stream on IWTV youtu.be/I9iaz2TU4DE?...

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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 1d

I have not done stand up in 5 years, not following / posting on facebook 4 years, and have not lived in Philly in 9 years but I am probably going to get invited to local comedy shows in Philadelphia on Facebook until I’m dead

Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 1d

Me and my mom quote this all the time she grills a great cheese @chaya-1960.bsky.social

Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 1d

Two stills from the television show Archer. The first showing a blood covered archer from behind speaking to Mallory with text that reads
"-grill me a cheese.
-I'm not grilling you a cheese."
The second panel shows archer with hands to his face indicating he is crying with text that reads
"[Sobbing]"

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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 1d

Combo of working in sex shop retail for a number of years and getting booked on a lot of sex positive comedy shows and podcasts lol Tenga being real smart with that endorsement

Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 1d

Tenga I kinda doubt, they are based in Japan and consider themselves high class but maybe they have a US division - other people I see do shit are Motorbunny and California Exotics (Motorbunny just discount promo codes though they won’t give away a whole machine)

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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 1d

“Jumanji” by Franz Kaftka

FromRightField @fromrightfield.bsky.social · 1d

“Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs” by Ernest Hemingway

GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 2d

“Harry Potter,” by J.D. Salinger.

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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 1d

Fleshlight too lol only slightly more difficult because their product is more expensive but I see them sponsor so much random shit

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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 1d

If you ever need an event sponsored on God these guys will give you free giveaways with practically no vetting, I’ve seen them sponsor local comedy shows with 5 people in the audience multiple times

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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 1d

Unrelated back in 2006 I went to a charity Marvel vs DC softball game and this guy absolutely washed everyone

Comic Book Club @comicbookclub.bsky.social · 1d

Jim Lee's impassioned words about why DC will never use AI have already won New York Comic Con.

Jim Lee On Why DC Will Never Use AI: “AI Doesn’t Dream, Feel, Or Make Art, It Aggregates It”

The President, Publisher, and Chief Creative Officer of DC Comics spoke out at today's Retailer Day at New York Comic Con.

comicbookclublive.com

Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 1d

I’m proxy IT for Salesforce at my job because IT does not know how to use it and I’m gonna angle for a raise harder now shit

Kim Crawley (she/her) 😷🍉 @stopgenai.com · 1d

The vast majority of Salesforce's enterprise customers hate this shit.
youtu.be/_BUui_ypWeg?...
@davidgerard.co.uk

Salesforce replaces help with Agentforce AI, to horror

YouTube video by Pivot to AI

youtu.be

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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 1d

My only issue w Mastodon is the guilt I’d feel making all the people who have followed me quitting 5 platforms learn Mastodon

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KISSman @kissman.bsky.social · 4d

I didn't know about this Signal For Help hand gesture until today. I'm quite sure that a lot of other people don't know it either (as demonstrated in this video). If you just learned it now too then it was worth posting.

Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_...

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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 1d

Lately when I hear some politicians / pundits say “We cannot allow this to continue” “this must end” etc I hear Yu Gi in my head going “KAIBA THIS MUST END”

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Rob Milton @therobmilton.com · 2d

- put down the damn AI.

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