Hannah Harkness
@harkitshannah.bsky.social
What am I, some kind of comedian?
she/hurrrr
she/hurrrr
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Now that NYC’s temps are dropping below freezing, please join me in supporting the Coalition for the Homeless & help our unhoused neighbors. We provide hot meals, blankets, shelter… small actions that save lives. It’s a cold world; let’s make it warmer together.✨ Volunteer with me or donate below✨
Home - Coalition For The Homeless
The Coalition for the Homeless is the nation's oldest advocacy and direct service organization helping homeless individuals in New York City.
www.coalitionforthehomeless.org
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Now that NYC’s temps are dropping below freezing, please join me in supporting the Coalition for the Homeless & help our unhoused neighbors. We provide hot meals, blankets, shelter… small actions that save lives. It’s a cold world; let’s make it warmer together.✨ Volunteer with me or donate below✨
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As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet.
Forever.
Forever.
December 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet.
Forever.
Forever.
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THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
My Christmas request to my family this year was “Zelle me so I can go to Trash & Vaudeville in E. Village and get the most insane coat in the store”.
December 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
My Christmas request to my family this year was “Zelle me so I can go to Trash & Vaudeville in E. Village and get the most insane coat in the store”.
“She loves him almost as much as I love my son, Zohran Mamdani”
Trump on his wife's legislative initiative: "I just heard about that for the first time. The only thing I can tell you, I know one thing for sure, it's going to be great for children. I don't know what it is she's doing. She loves children. She's got a wonderful boy. And she's very proud of her boy"
December 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
“She loves him almost as much as I love my son, Zohran Mamdani”
Asking once again to have one of these subpoenas served on Fallon
OpenAI sued for allegedly enabling murder-suicide https://aje.io/fxcih6
December 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Asking once again to have one of these subpoenas served on Fallon
Me and @lawsonphoenix.bsky.social are always saying this
December 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Me and @lawsonphoenix.bsky.social are always saying this
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There's a GoFundMe for Kilmar Abrego Garcia, and although it seems to have been re-directed to an immigration charity, I still made a donation today.
What I would really like would be to shower this man with reparations and make it so he wants for nothing for the rest of his life.
What I would really like would be to shower this man with reparations and make it so he wants for nothing for the rest of his life.
Donate to Bring Kilmar Home: Husband. Father. Disappeared., organized by Jonathan Ryan
Bring Kilmar Home: A Father Was Disappeared. We Can Bring Him Back.
… Jonathan Ryan needs your support for Bring Kilmar Home: Husband. Father. Disappeared.
www.gofundme.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
There's a GoFundMe for Kilmar Abrego Garcia, and although it seems to have been re-directed to an immigration charity, I still made a donation today.
What I would really like would be to shower this man with reparations and make it so he wants for nothing for the rest of his life.
What I would really like would be to shower this man with reparations and make it so he wants for nothing for the rest of his life.
How do you shake hands with the back of your hand?
Q: Can you explain what's going on with the bandages on Trump's hand?
LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
December 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
How do you shake hands with the back of your hand?
This is precisely what I hoped would happen woooo
I’m running for Congress because we need leaders who will fight, not fold. I recognize this moment, and I’m ready to meet it. #FightDontFold #LanderForNYC #LanderForCongress
December 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
This is precisely what I hoped would happen woooo
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Yeah I’m a fan of A24 - a 24-year-old album entitled “Discovery” by Daft Punk
December 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Yeah I’m a fan of A24 - a 24-year-old album entitled “Discovery” by Daft Punk
Hihi is so fkn cute silly ass Dutch I’m stealing it
December 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Hihi is so fkn cute silly ass Dutch I’m stealing it
Everything seems surreal when you’re in a K-hole
December 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Everything seems surreal when you’re in a K-hole
I know money doesn’t equal happiness because I would kill to be with my friend that passed away over the weekend broke, drunk, smoking cigarettes in the parking lot of an urgent care facing Jamaica bay in collapsible beach chairs.
December 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I know money doesn’t equal happiness because I would kill to be with my friend that passed away over the weekend broke, drunk, smoking cigarettes in the parking lot of an urgent care facing Jamaica bay in collapsible beach chairs.
I don’t have a work husband but I do have a work “Guy who actually reads the news”
December 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I don’t have a work husband but I do have a work “Guy who actually reads the news”
Zohran please Jedi mind trick this man to block the merger he’s close
Trump: "I have to see what percentage of market they have. We have to see the Netflix percentage of market, Paramount percentage of market. I mean, none of them are particularly great friends of mine."
December 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Zohran please Jedi mind trick this man to block the merger he’s close
I have this joke about Daedalus but I got lost trying to find the end of it
I have this joke about Theseus, but I’m rewriting it.
I have a joke about Procrustes that I'm trying to fit in properly.
December 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I have this joke about Daedalus but I got lost trying to find the end of it
RIP Tiana Miller, we’ll pass out at beach 108th street on the other side
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
RIP Tiana Miller, we’ll pass out at beach 108th street on the other side
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You know it is a fake peace prize bc it is from a soccer organization and features hands touching a ball.
December 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
You know it is a fake peace prize bc it is from a soccer organization and features hands touching a ball.
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December 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Hi, my friend, comedian and creator of this meme passed away. To honor her memory, if you ever share this goofy ass meme, please credit Tiana Miller, most people never did. Pour one out for a legendary shitposter, people 🌈
December 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Hi, my friend, comedian and creator of this meme passed away. To honor her memory, if you ever share this goofy ass meme, please credit Tiana Miller, most people never did. Pour one out for a legendary shitposter, people 🌈
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today in philly!
December 6, 2025 at 1:07 PM
today in philly!
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The following is a statement from the WGA on the Acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery by Netflix.
December 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The following is a statement from the WGA on the Acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery by Netflix.