Hannah Harkness
@harkitshannah.bsky.social
What am I, some kind of comedian?
she/hurrrr
she/hurrrr
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I know money doesn’t equal happiness because I would kill to be with my friend that passed away over the weekend broke, drunk, smoking cigarettes in the parking lot of an urgent care facing Jamaica bay in collapsible beach chairs.
December 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I know money doesn’t equal happiness because I would kill to be with my friend that passed away over the weekend broke, drunk, smoking cigarettes in the parking lot of an urgent care facing Jamaica bay in collapsible beach chairs.
I don’t have a work husband but I do have a work “Guy who actually reads the news”
December 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I don’t have a work husband but I do have a work “Guy who actually reads the news”
Zohran please Jedi mind trick this man to block the merger he’s close
Trump: "I have to see what percentage of market they have. We have to see the Netflix percentage of market, Paramount percentage of market. I mean, none of them are particularly great friends of mine."
December 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Zohran please Jedi mind trick this man to block the merger he’s close
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hahahah heyyyy !!!
ALL MY. WORK IS FREE
i need to pay my Internet, get groceries, GET A PLANE TICKET AT THE END OF THIS MONTH TO SEE MY MOM AND LITTLE SISTER
please send tips if you love my work
i'm independent and transgender
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ALL MY. WORK IS FREE
i need to pay my Internet, get groceries, GET A PLANE TICKET AT THE END OF THIS MONTH TO SEE MY MOM AND LITTLE SISTER
please send tips if you love my work
i'm independent and transgender
🔗 linktr.ee/junostump
🫙 venmo.com/u/junostump
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
hahahah heyyyy !!!
ALL MY. WORK IS FREE
i need to pay my Internet, get groceries, GET A PLANE TICKET AT THE END OF THIS MONTH TO SEE MY MOM AND LITTLE SISTER
please send tips if you love my work
i'm independent and transgender
🔗 linktr.ee/junostump
🫙 venmo.com/u/junostump
ALL MY. WORK IS FREE
i need to pay my Internet, get groceries, GET A PLANE TICKET AT THE END OF THIS MONTH TO SEE MY MOM AND LITTLE SISTER
please send tips if you love my work
i'm independent and transgender
🔗 linktr.ee/junostump
🫙 venmo.com/u/junostump
I have this joke about Daedalus but I got lost trying to find the end of it
I have this joke about Theseus, but I’m rewriting it.
I have a joke about Procrustes that I'm trying to fit in properly.
December 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I have this joke about Daedalus but I got lost trying to find the end of it
RIP Tiana Miller, we’ll pass out at beach 108th street on the other side
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
RIP Tiana Miller, we’ll pass out at beach 108th street on the other side
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You know it is a fake peace prize bc it is from a soccer organization and features hands touching a ball.
December 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
You know it is a fake peace prize bc it is from a soccer organization and features hands touching a ball.
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December 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Hi, my friend, comedian and creator of this meme passed away. To honor her memory, if you ever share this goofy ass meme, please credit Tiana Miller, most people never did. Pour one out for a legendary shitposter, people 🌈
December 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Hi, my friend, comedian and creator of this meme passed away. To honor her memory, if you ever share this goofy ass meme, please credit Tiana Miller, most people never did. Pour one out for a legendary shitposter, people 🌈
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today in philly!
December 6, 2025 at 1:07 PM
today in philly!
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The following is a statement from the WGA on the Acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery by Netflix.
December 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The following is a statement from the WGA on the Acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery by Netflix.
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Yes! In a few days, @handsoffnyc.bsky.social should update their website with a map and list of the events!
Hi! Is there a way to find out where the whistle distribution events are happening without putting my name on a mailing list or registration list?
December 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Yes! In a few days, @handsoffnyc.bsky.social should update their website with a map and list of the events!
So I was trying to find a bathroom in Washington Heights and instead found a street of preserved 19th century wooden houses? I constantly watch NY architecture walkthroughs on YouTube and still had no idea this was here.
(Sylvan Terrace)
(Sylvan Terrace)
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
So I was trying to find a bathroom in Washington Heights and instead found a street of preserved 19th century wooden houses? I constantly watch NY architecture walkthroughs on YouTube and still had no idea this was here.
(Sylvan Terrace)
(Sylvan Terrace)
Got the infinity onion ring in my French fries it’s over for you hoes
December 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Got the infinity onion ring in my French fries it’s over for you hoes
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I wish I could forget this post and read it again for the first time.
December 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I wish I could forget this post and read it again for the first time.
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December 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Girls are fighting
Elise Stefanik is going after Mike Johnson — calling him an ineffective leader who's losing control over the GOP conference headed into the midterms.
"He certainly wouldn't have the votes to be speaker if there was a roll-call vote tomorrow." www.wsj.com/politics/eli...
"He certainly wouldn't have the votes to be speaker if there was a roll-call vote tomorrow." www.wsj.com/politics/eli...
Exclusive | Trump Ally Elise Stefanik Attacks Speaker Johnson’s Leadership
In interview, New York lawmaker says Johnson is losing control of House Republicans
www.wsj.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Girls are fighting
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![Comic. Doing a task using a company or organization’s website: [flowchart] Go to website, try to log in → Did it work? → Yes → Try to do your task. → Did it work? Yes → Nice! Done! If logging in did not work → Spend hours troubleshooting account / login. If that works, go to Try to do your task. If no → Give up and call customer service. If spending hours troubleshooting doesn’t work, also give up and call customer service. After calling customer service: Hold message: “Did you know you could do all this more quickly and easily on our website? Just go to w-w-w dot…” → Throw phone and laptop into the sea.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiewqnkcrrc4tgla7j5skyz2djf3mrrvre3577c4xcgzurvq33bw4y@jpeg)
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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THE CITY is seeking candidates for a full-time paid intern for the spring of 2026 focusing on general assignment and breaking news, features and on-the-street reporting.
Apply here:
Apply here:
Editorial Intern - Spring at THE CITY
Editorial internTHE CITY is seeking candidates for a full-time paid intern for the spring of 2026 focusing on general assignment and breaking news, features and on-the-street reporting.Applications…
buff.ly
December 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
THE CITY is seeking candidates for a full-time paid intern for the spring of 2026 focusing on general assignment and breaking news, features and on-the-street reporting.
Apply here:
Apply here:
Great PBS documentary about city pigeons narrated by Bobby Moynihan if you’re into that sort of thing youtu.be/jKELEhLeN4o?...
The Pigeon Hustle | PBS Nature Documentary
YouTube video by Nature on PBS
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Great PBS documentary about city pigeons narrated by Bobby Moynihan if you’re into that sort of thing youtu.be/jKELEhLeN4o?...
YouTube wrapped understands how much maintenance my mental health requires
December 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
YouTube wrapped understands how much maintenance my mental health requires
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Hey all,
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The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
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December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
“I don’t recall” ass government
Q: You outlined the dangers posed by drugs. So what explanation do you have for Trump pardoning the former president of Honduras?
SEN. ROGER MARSHALL: I don't know the details. Happy to look into it. I can't speak to it
Q: Alright. Um. Ok. Like, no thought on it?
MARSHALL: I haven't researched it
SEN. ROGER MARSHALL: I don't know the details. Happy to look into it. I can't speak to it
Q: Alright. Um. Ok. Like, no thought on it?
MARSHALL: I haven't researched it
December 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
“I don’t recall” ass government