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Hannah Harkness

@harkitshannah.bsky.social

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Off-grid comedian, snake mom, wrestling fan. Co-host The Disembark podcast and The Paywalled Anime Podcast. Head Writer Brooklyn Battle Comedy on IWTV. She/ hurrr 👽

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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 14d

🚨 NEW POD ALERT

The Disembark has launched! My friend and degenerate gay cruise aficionado Steve Miller-Miller explains cruise culture and guides me through cringe cruise YouTube content and I highlight one non-cruise ship boat every week. Now on Spotify! open.spotify.com/episode/2tYM...

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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 8h

This is a really positive thread, thank you

Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 8h

Made friends with a bunch of indie wrestlers and comedians and then made Brooklyn Battle Comedy available to stream on IWTV youtu.be/I9iaz2TU4DE?...

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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 9h

I have not done stand up in 5 years, not following / posting on facebook 4 years, and have not lived in Philly in 9 years but I am probably going to get invited to local comedy shows in Philadelphia on Facebook until I’m dead

Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 9h

Me and my mom quote this all the time she grills a great cheese @chaya-1960.bsky.social

Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 9h

Two stills from the television show Archer. The first showing a blood covered archer from behind speaking to Mallory with text that reads
"-grill me a cheese.
-I'm not grilling you a cheese."
The second panel shows archer with hands to his face indicating he is crying with text that reads
"[Sobbing]"

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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 9h

Combo of working in sex shop retail for a number of years and getting booked on a lot of sex positive comedy shows and podcasts lol Tenga being real smart with that endorsement

Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 10h

Tenga I kinda doubt, they are based in Japan and consider themselves high class but maybe they have a US division - other people I see do shit are Motorbunny and California Exotics (Motorbunny just discount promo codes though they won’t give away a whole machine)

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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 10h

“Jumanji” by Franz Kaftka

FromRightField @fromrightfield.bsky.social · 11h

“Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs” by Ernest Hemingway

GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

“Harry Potter,” by J.D. Salinger.

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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 10h

Fleshlight too lol only slightly more difficult because their product is more expensive but I see them sponsor so much random shit

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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 10h

If you ever need an event sponsored on God these guys will give you free giveaways with practically no vetting, I’ve seen them sponsor local comedy shows with 5 people in the audience multiple times

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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 11h

Unrelated back in 2006 I went to a charity Marvel vs DC softball game and this guy absolutely washed everyone

Comic Book Club @comicbookclub.bsky.social · 17h

Jim Lee's impassioned words about why DC will never use AI have already won New York Comic Con.

Jim Lee On Why DC Will Never Use AI: “AI Doesn’t Dream, Feel, Or Make Art, It Aggregates It”

The President, Publisher, and Chief Creative Officer of DC Comics spoke out at today's Retailer Day at New York Comic Con.

comicbookclublive.com

Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 13h

I’m proxy IT for Salesforce at my job because IT does not know how to use it and I’m gonna angle for a raise harder now shit

Kim Crawley (she/her) 😷🍉 @stopgenai.com · 13h

The vast majority of Salesforce's enterprise customers hate this shit.
youtu.be/_BUui_ypWeg?...
@davidgerard.co.uk

Salesforce replaces help with Agentforce AI, to horror

YouTube video by Pivot to AI

youtu.be

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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 16h

My only issue w Mastodon is the guilt I’d feel making all the people who have followed me quitting 5 platforms learn Mastodon

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KISSman @kissman.bsky.social · 3d

I didn't know about this Signal For Help hand gesture until today. I'm quite sure that a lot of other people don't know it either (as demonstrated in this video). If you just learned it now too then it was worth posting.

Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_...

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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 22h

Lately when I hear some politicians / pundits say “We cannot allow this to continue” “this must end” etc I hear Yu Gi in my head going “KAIBA THIS MUST END”

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Rob Milton @therobmilton.com · 1d

- put down the damn AI.

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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t have it in me to criticize Taylor all that much as I cannot play piano or guitar or stay awake long enough on any given day to do the eras tour

Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 1d

Please God there’s like 4 good people left don’t take her yet

Scripps News @scrippsnews.bsky.social · 1d

Dolly Parton's sister Freida Parton has asked for prayers for the singer while she navigates recent health issues.

Dolly Parton's sister Freida asks for 'prayers' for the singer on social media

Dolly Parton's sister Freida Parton has asked for prayers for the singer while she navigates recent health issues.

www.scrippsnews.com

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Amy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 1d

Are you seeing ICE recruitment commercials during #AEWDynamite or Collision?

In AEW, we say ABOLISH ICE, ABOLISH FASCISM.

Tell the networks to SAY NO TO ICE during AEW!

HBO: help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/

TBS: tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

TNT: tntdrama.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

HBO Max | Feedback

help.hbomax.com

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mojizele solarte (she/ her) @dopegirlfresh.blacksky.app · 2d

Today is my birthday. $720/ $1000.

mojizele solarte (she/ her) @dopegirlfresh.blacksky.app · 15d

My birthday is in two weeks! All I want is $1000 to pay my bills for the month and take myself on a little spa day. Help me welcome another year in relaxation.

Cash app, Venmo, PayPal, and Zelle: sayheylenee @ gmail

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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 2d

I’m watching My Neighbor Totoro for the first time in a very long time and got real upset about how much the attic in this movie looks like the attic in Hereditary

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Chibdm @chibdm.bsky.social · 2d

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

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[ 𓆈̤̈ ] 🍄‍🟫🍂🌙✨ @mercurialaries.bsky.social · 2d

@wombenwellness

Screen grab from The Office with the moon pasted over Charles Miners (Idris Elba) face:

“l am aware of the effect I have on women”

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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 2d

I say this all the time, if we find out that any of these people are aliens in skinsuits we’re all going to feel dumb as hell, most far right wing politicians look like they are wearing bad human disguises

Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 2d

I saw some things today but none of them were and will never be a casino 🎡

Wonder Wheel Ferris Wheel on Coney Island Boardwalk

Mural of a sneaker, boardwalk rides, surf av sign, apartment complex, graffiti font “Bing Bong” rollercoaster peeking over top of the wall

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 2d

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following

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