The Blue Gooner
@gobluegooner.bsky.social
Brian Phillips is an incredible writer who just made me throw up in my mouth.
People are calling my lede here "appalling," "nightmare fuel," "actively evil," and "a desecration of the human spirit"
The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined
Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time
www.theringer.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Brian Phillips is an incredible writer who just made me throw up in my mouth.
This Aday Mara guy seems like he might be good.
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This Aday Mara guy seems like he might be good.
There are only three certainties in life
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Diego Pavia will haunt Hugh Freeze throughout this life and beyond the grave
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Diego Pavia will haunt Hugh Freeze throughout this life and beyond the grave
November 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
There are only three certainties in life
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Diego Pavia will haunt Hugh Freeze throughout this life and beyond the grave
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Diego Pavia will haunt Hugh Freeze throughout this life and beyond the grave
Indiana Jones and the Dinosaurs That Roamed Just Seven Thousand Years Ago, It's a Fact, Haven't You Ever Read Genesis
Indiana Jones and the Accrual of Interest on Student Loan Debt
INDIANA JONES AND THE INTERMINABLE FACULTY MEETING
July 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Indiana Jones and the Dinosaurs That Roamed Just Seven Thousand Years Ago, It's a Fact, Haven't You Ever Read Genesis
With apologies to (in no particular order):
Her
Edge of Tomorrow
Inception
The Social Network
Moonlight
Her
Edge of Tomorrow
Inception
The Social Network
Moonlight
June 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
With apologies to (in no particular order):
Her
Edge of Tomorrow
Inception
The Social Network
Moonlight
Her
Edge of Tomorrow
Inception
The Social Network
Moonlight
Damn it I don't even like NFL schedule release lollapalooza or whatever they call it but the Chargers are so damn good at this
May 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Damn it I don't even like NFL schedule release lollapalooza or whatever they call it but the Chargers are so damn good at this
Man, journalism just can’t get a win.
This is only partially about the Kentucky Derby.
This is only partially about the Kentucky Derby.
May 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Man, journalism just can’t get a win.
This is only partially about the Kentucky Derby.
This is only partially about the Kentucky Derby.
lolllllllll
THAT'S IT FROM US FOR NOW
MAY YOU AND YOUR #CHARITIBUNDIBOWL TEAMS ENJOY "THE LUCK OF THE IRISH" FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE CONTEST
IN THE SENSE OF THE EXPRESSION, NOT AS IN THE LUCK OF NOTRE DAME FOOTBALL
NOBODY WANTS THAT, LEAST OF ALL NOTRE DAME
MAY YOU AND YOUR #CHARITIBUNDIBOWL TEAMS ENJOY "THE LUCK OF THE IRISH" FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE CONTEST
IN THE SENSE OF THE EXPRESSION, NOT AS IN THE LUCK OF NOTRE DAME FOOTBALL
NOBODY WANTS THAT, LEAST OF ALL NOTRE DAME
April 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
lolllllllll
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America: where having an autism awareness tattoo means you're an MS-13 gang member, but having a swastika tattoo just means you're a German history buff
April 16, 2025 at 5:45 AM
America: where having an autism awareness tattoo means you're an MS-13 gang member, but having a swastika tattoo just means you're a German history buff
Second donation to the #CharitibundiBowl because the cause is worthy:
$1 for each B1G school Michigan is beating (hint: all of them)
Plus
$1 for each $10k by which Michigan leads Ohio State as of the time of this donation.
Plus fees, lol’s, and spite.
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
$1 for each B1G school Michigan is beating (hint: all of them)
Plus
$1 for each $10k by which Michigan leads Ohio State as of the time of this donation.
Plus fees, lol’s, and spite.
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
April 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Second donation to the #CharitibundiBowl because the cause is worthy:
$1 for each B1G school Michigan is beating (hint: all of them)
Plus
$1 for each $10k by which Michigan leads Ohio State as of the time of this donation.
Plus fees, lol’s, and spite.
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
$1 for each B1G school Michigan is beating (hint: all of them)
Plus
$1 for each $10k by which Michigan leads Ohio State as of the time of this donation.
Plus fees, lol’s, and spite.
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
42-27 + 45-23 + 30-24 + 13-10 plus fees plus a whole lot of spite.
“Some people just gotta learn how to lose.”
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social #CharitibundiBowl
“Some people just gotta learn how to lose.”
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social #CharitibundiBowl
April 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
42-27 + 45-23 + 30-24 + 13-10 plus fees plus a whole lot of spite.
“Some people just gotta learn how to lose.”
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social #CharitibundiBowl
“Some people just gotta learn how to lose.”
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social #CharitibundiBowl
I don't even like golf and even I think this is compelling tv
April 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I don't even like golf and even I think this is compelling tv
MAGA Poison Ivy
Kim Mulkey doing a mean cover of (Hey Baby) Què Pasò while I enjoy my Arroz Con Pollo
March 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
MAGA Poison Ivy
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The absolute devastation that @chuckschumer.com is about to inflict on D.C. by supporting the GOP’s continuing resolution is hard to overstate. Massive cuts to schools and law enforcement. Teachers laid off en masse. Basic city services may grind to a halt because we *cannot spend our own money.*
March 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The absolute devastation that @chuckschumer.com is about to inflict on D.C. by supporting the GOP’s continuing resolution is hard to overstate. Massive cuts to schools and law enforcement. Teachers laid off en masse. Basic city services may grind to a halt because we *cannot spend our own money.*
Primary every sitting Dem who isn't fighting like hell for democracy straight to the unemployment line.
March 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Primary every sitting Dem who isn't fighting like hell for democracy straight to the unemployment line.
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Beavis and Butthead 2025
March 12, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Beavis and Butthead 2025
Ewers just did the Purple Cobra @dannyheifetz.bsky.social
January 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Ewers just did the Purple Cobra @dannyheifetz.bsky.social
ND wins, which is definitive proof that this was indeed a big game #FramesJanklin
January 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
ND wins, which is definitive proof that this was indeed a big game #FramesJanklin
INJECT THIS INTO MY VEINS
Michigan QB Davis Warren: “We’re going to win in your house and we’re gonna plant the flag. You should’ve done something about it.”
December 1, 2024 at 2:15 AM
INJECT THIS INTO MY VEINS
The shorthand for the game tonight is BAL-LAC and that sounds to me like "bollocks" and now I can't stop calling this important tilt between likely playoff contenders "the Bollocks Bowl"
November 26, 2024 at 2:46 AM
The shorthand for the game tonight is BAL-LAC and that sounds to me like "bollocks" and now I can't stop calling this important tilt between likely playoff contenders "the Bollocks Bowl"
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Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy
November 20, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy