Vee Haacke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ is querying!
@goddessvicky.bsky.social
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She/Her - Bluesky’s Resident Queer Iowan! - Querying my first series of books! Writer of Epic Marvel Fanfic. Purveyor of Romantasy, Speculative & Magical Realism. Mother of Cats. Liberal AF. Rainbow is my favorite color!!
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Me, tipsy AF and yelling for no reason: “he wasn’t even on ROAD RULES. He was in REAL WORLD. he could have traveled the country, sky diving and bungee jumping, but he’d rather just, like, live?!? What an absolutely smelly chode. GO away, SEAN. YOU DONT EVEN GO HERE
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We’re watching #MarvelZombies, and I’m sitting here crying because of the *chef kiss* father/daughter dynamics. #DaddyGaurdianAndHisGirls
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My partner is taking me on a surprise destination trip for my 40th next week. I keep trying to get clues from him.
Him: for someone who likes surprises, you sure are asking a lot of questions.
Me: I’m a true crime addict. I’m looking for clues.
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Me, watching House of 1000 corpses: See, if we make our front yard look like THEIRS, we wouldn’t have ANYONE coming up to the door.
Him: Hospitality, by Rob Zombie.
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"But they're your family!"
Yep. They are. The issues I have with them are MORAL issues. AS IN, I seem to have them and they don't.
I wouldn't take that from friends, I'm sure as hell not taking it from family.
If you don't see fellow humans as HUMANS and just as 'illegal,' you can kindly FUCK OFF
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My partner: *says something*
My brain: Oh, that's cool. [Don't say it don't say it don't say] Did you know Tesla was terrified of pearls and that might have been one reason why he didn't like women?
Him: ... random thoughts, with Vee.
Me: 🤷‍♀️
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Today, the lock picking kit I bought weeks ago finally arrived!
Yesterday, my partner locked himself out & I had to run an hour round-trip to let him back in.
YESTERDAY.
*le sigh*
But at least my future skills will be useful! (Not for burgling. No burgling. I do not burgle.)
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MFW I hear a cop that’s been in the force for decades says he’s never heard of ‘sundown towns’
A photo of a white woman with rainbow glasses, giving an expression of disbelief
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Also, all it would take is RDJ and/or the rest of the Avengers to say ‘nooooope’ and boycott until Disney/ABC back down. @markruffalo.bsky.social would probably be down. Plenty of other studios. Values, morals, and principles are worth more than money.
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… for the record, my wife and I call each other ‘my love’ in messages all the time. 🤷‍♀️
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I worked at a dog daycare during college. ‘04-‘08. There was a golden named Mika. His mom worked at the University. He would “sing” to me when he came in. She said he didn’t it for anyone else. I cried when I told him goodbye for the last time.
I think about him a lot.
RIP, Mika (I can only assume)
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Anyone else get a comment on a story, and you wonder what chapter they’re reading, then you go to see and end up spending the next three hours reading YOUR OWN STORY? Because… uh… I just did.
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*local pizza chain delivery driver shows up*
Us: think you have the wrong house, bud.
Him: oh man! I was excited thinking it was for you! Everyone knows your house!
Me: is it the rainbows and the dragon?
Him: yep you’re known as the Gay Dragon house
Me: the dragon isn’t gay, but that works for us.
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Newest note in my phone, jic. #politics #americanhellscape #abolishice
A note on the iPhone notes app that reads:

To the ICE agent that might hack my phone bc I recorded the govt kidnapping people off the street and called you a traitor:
I didn’t stutter. Fuck you. 
And fuck trump. 
Don’t @ me.
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Guys.
They weaponized flyovers.
Against #SA survivors.
To silence their words out.
I will never EVER get over this.
#believewomen
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Our cat, Linus Torvalds Einstein, acted as a supervisor during our card game tonight. We feel he did a so-so job. Kept trying to eat the pen. And attack the cards. Really, he was rather lackluster as a supervisor and it will be noted in his performance review.
A photo showing a dining room table. On the table is the card game Phase Ten, and there is a gray cat who’s decided that he needs to be the center of attention. We let him, because he is a dumdum and just wants to be included.
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Me, to SO: Us midwestern girls are weird, KNOW we’re weird, & don’t know how to hide it. That’s what leads to events like today, where a couple told me they loved my bumper stickers & we had a conversation about Mothman & visiting Point Pleasant. That’s Midwest, man. #Iowanice #thisisaboutkatemartin
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Did I spend four hours reading a story I posted more than five years ago?
Yep.
I read my own stuff.
And I love it.
Which is one of the MAIN reasons authors do what we do:
We discover in our brain the stories we always wanted to find, but never could, therefore we decide to write it ourselves.
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We’ve been in this house for 11 years now; and the first tree we planted 8 years ago is finally giving off shade! Yes! Now it’s little brother on the other side needs to grow big and strong! #trees #homeowner
(ignore the pile of weeds. It’s a WIP)
A photo of a front yard on a street. There is a green mini cooper, a tree giving shade, a big pile of weeds, and a flag that reads ‘in this house we believe Black Lives Matter, women’s rights, abortion rights, no human is illegal, science is real, love is love, kindness is everything.’
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The fact that my niece shazam’md my roadtrip playlist 85% of the time is a badge of honor I will wear proudly. #kidfree #betterasanaunt #becauseiamnotbroke #soyougetspoiled ‘but she’s 24’ #didistutter
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Me, tipsy AF and yelling for no reason: “he wasn’t even on ROAD RULES. He was in REAL WORLD. he could have traveled the country, sky diving and bungee jumping, but he’d rather just, like, live?!? What an absolutely smelly chode. GO away, SEAN. YOU DONT EVEN GO HERE