Vee Haacke (Politics)
@veepoliticsonly.bsky.social
Political account of Vee Haacke, writer. Iowan.
Sarcastic AF.
Sarcastic AF.
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I’m just a girl from Iowa… but were I a senator, I woulda voted no, threw two middle fingers in the air, and tell @schumer.senate.gov that my new goal in life would be to have him taken out of leadership.
I’d do it on DAY ONE.
I’d do it on DAY ONE.
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Who could this be? Hmm…
February 5, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Who could this be? Hmm…
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OMG. He literally went with "they were no angels" which is the mocking phrase people use to point out how authorities try to minimize their law enforcement executions. And he's using it earnestly because he doesn't realize how it's actually used.
Trump on Alex Pretti and Renee Good: "He was not an angel and she was not an angel. You know, you look at some tapes."
February 5, 2026 at 4:40 AM
OMG. He literally went with "they were no angels" which is the mocking phrase people use to point out how authorities try to minimize their law enforcement executions. And he's using it earnestly because he doesn't realize how it's actually used.
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Trump on Alex Pretti and Renee Good: "He was not an angel and she was not an angel. You know, you look at some tapes."
February 5, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Trump on Alex Pretti and Renee Good: "He was not an angel and she was not an angel. You know, you look at some tapes."
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If these “manosphere” podcasters are upset, they have themselves to thank. They sucked Trump’s dick all of 2024.
Now they act surprised the guy Epstein called his best friend won’t release the full files, or that he’s actually doing mass deportations.
What did these morons think would happen?
Now they act surprised the guy Epstein called his best friend won’t release the full files, or that he’s actually doing mass deportations.
What did these morons think would happen?
February 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
If these “manosphere” podcasters are upset, they have themselves to thank. They sucked Trump’s dick all of 2024.
Now they act surprised the guy Epstein called his best friend won’t release the full files, or that he’s actually doing mass deportations.
What did these morons think would happen?
Now they act surprised the guy Epstein called his best friend won’t release the full files, or that he’s actually doing mass deportations.
What did these morons think would happen?
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I was prepared to see some memelord's editor tag on the end of this, especially because of the AI voiceover.
And then "THE WHITE HOUSE" dropped and I gasped. How the fuck is this an official communication from the President.
And then "THE WHITE HOUSE" dropped and I gasped. How the fuck is this an official communication from the President.
Oh my GOD, the White House copied our ad but made it completely deranged.
The Nazi slop factory is all out of ideas! SAD!
The Nazi slop factory is all out of ideas! SAD!
February 5, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I was prepared to see some memelord's editor tag on the end of this, especially because of the AI voiceover.
And then "THE WHITE HOUSE" dropped and I gasped. How the fuck is this an official communication from the President.
And then "THE WHITE HOUSE" dropped and I gasped. How the fuck is this an official communication from the President.
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Epstein: you well?
Richard Merkin: Fair ..and you?
Epstein: all good with trump lots of opportunity
January 8, 2017
Richard Merkin: Fair ..and you?
Epstein: all good with trump lots of opportunity
January 8, 2017
February 5, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Epstein: you well?
Richard Merkin: Fair ..and you?
Epstein: all good with trump lots of opportunity
January 8, 2017
Richard Merkin: Fair ..and you?
Epstein: all good with trump lots of opportunity
January 8, 2017
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Hi, former WWE Employee here: Wrestling fans are for the most part left-leaning. They always have been.
You know who understood that very well?
Vincent Kennedy McMahon.
You know who understood that very well?
Vincent Kennedy McMahon.
Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
February 5, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Hi, former WWE Employee here: Wrestling fans are for the most part left-leaning. They always have been.
You know who understood that very well?
Vincent Kennedy McMahon.
You know who understood that very well?
Vincent Kennedy McMahon.
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oh.
The chair of the first law firm that bent the knee to Trump’s extortion and agreed to do pro bono work for him is featured in the Epstein Files, you say? Huh.
Brad Karp to step down as Paul Weiss chair after Epstein revelations ft.trib.al/H1vYT7B
February 5, 2026 at 3:45 AM
oh.
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
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LET'S GO
February 5, 2026 at 3:05 AM
LET'S GO
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one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things
February 4, 2026 at 10:10 PM
one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things
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FINNEAS defends sister Billie Eilish amid online backlash over her anti-ICE comments at GRAMMYs:
“Seeing a lot of very powerful old white men outraged about what my 24 year old sister said during her acceptance speech. We can literally see your names in the Epstein files.”
“Seeing a lot of very powerful old white men outraged about what my 24 year old sister said during her acceptance speech. We can literally see your names in the Epstein files.”
February 4, 2026 at 11:07 PM
FINNEAS defends sister Billie Eilish amid online backlash over her anti-ICE comments at GRAMMYs:
“Seeing a lot of very powerful old white men outraged about what my 24 year old sister said during her acceptance speech. We can literally see your names in the Epstein files.”
“Seeing a lot of very powerful old white men outraged about what my 24 year old sister said during her acceptance speech. We can literally see your names in the Epstein files.”
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“But what do you want Democrats to do….”
I don’t know stuff like this?
I don’t know stuff like this?
NEW: Letitia James, the New York attorney general, announced that her office will deploy "legal observers" to document ICE activity in NY.
Her office says the effort is the first of its kind by an AG.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/03/n...
Her office says the effort is the first of its kind by an AG.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/03/n...
New York Attorney General to Deploy Observers to Document ICE Raids
www.nytimes.com
February 5, 2026 at 12:21 AM
“But what do you want Democrats to do….”
I don’t know stuff like this?
I don’t know stuff like this?
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Breaking Reuters:
A team working for Tulsi Gabbard last spring led an investigation into Puerto Rico's voting machines.
The goal was to work with the FBI to investigate claims that Venezuela had hacked voting machines in Puerto Rico.
The probe did not produce any clear evidence of interference.
A team working for Tulsi Gabbard last spring led an investigation into Puerto Rico's voting machines.
The goal was to work with the FBI to investigate claims that Venezuela had hacked voting machines in Puerto Rico.
The probe did not produce any clear evidence of interference.
Exclusive: US spy chief's office investigated voting machines in Puerto Rico
A team working for President Donald Trump's spy chief, Tulsi Gabbard, last spring led an investigation into Puerto Rico's voting machines, said Gabbard's office and three sources familiar with the pre...
www.reuters.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Breaking Reuters:
A team working for Tulsi Gabbard last spring led an investigation into Puerto Rico's voting machines.
The goal was to work with the FBI to investigate claims that Venezuela had hacked voting machines in Puerto Rico.
The probe did not produce any clear evidence of interference.
A team working for Tulsi Gabbard last spring led an investigation into Puerto Rico's voting machines.
The goal was to work with the FBI to investigate claims that Venezuela had hacked voting machines in Puerto Rico.
The probe did not produce any clear evidence of interference.
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So, remember that Episcopal bishop in New Hampshire that told priests to get their wills in order because “we are entering a new era of martyrdom"?
I ran across historical precedent for that today.
It's from a radio transcript @rns.org produced about a Lutheran bishop in Denmark…
…in 1943.
I ran across historical precedent for that today.
It's from a radio transcript @rns.org produced about a Lutheran bishop in Denmark…
…in 1943.
February 5, 2026 at 1:21 AM
So, remember that Episcopal bishop in New Hampshire that told priests to get their wills in order because “we are entering a new era of martyrdom"?
I ran across historical precedent for that today.
It's from a radio transcript @rns.org produced about a Lutheran bishop in Denmark…
…in 1943.
I ran across historical precedent for that today.
It's from a radio transcript @rns.org produced about a Lutheran bishop in Denmark…
…in 1943.
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Boris Nikolic: When are you back in NYC?
Epstein: 4th im in palm with all the trump boys. . fun
Email from December 25, 2016.
Epstein: 4th im in palm with all the trump boys. . fun
Email from December 25, 2016.
February 5, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Boris Nikolic: When are you back in NYC?
Epstein: 4th im in palm with all the trump boys. . fun
Email from December 25, 2016.
Epstein: 4th im in palm with all the trump boys. . fun
Email from December 25, 2016.
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Really nuts how many men were like "Me Too went too far, and I need to email Jeffrey Epstein about it."
February 5, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Really nuts how many men were like "Me Too went too far, and I need to email Jeffrey Epstein about it."
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You know what to do at the Super Bowl, you beautiful bisexual man… 😏
Billie Joe Armstrong slams ICE, Stephen Miller ahead of Super Bowl performances
East Bay punk band Green Day expressed solidarity with those in Minnesota protesting ICE during its first live performance of 2026 over the Martin Luther King Jr. holiday weekend.
www.sfchronicle.com
February 4, 2026 at 6:33 PM
You know what to do at the Super Bowl, you beautiful bisexual man… 😏
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We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
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mad libs-ass timeline
February 5, 2026 at 12:01 AM
mad libs-ass timeline
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Mr. Musk, while supporting DOGE and serving as an SGE, did you use any substances that are not legal under Federal law?
NEWS
Elon Musk and others LOSE their bid to duck depositions in DOGE litigation.
Judge doubts protections for "high-ranking government officials" for multiple reasons. It's unclear they ever had that status, and Musk "left government service."
Doc buff.ly/uhpSOTz
Elon Musk and others LOSE their bid to duck depositions in DOGE litigation.
Judge doubts protections for "high-ranking government officials" for multiple reasons. It's unclear they ever had that status, and Musk "left government service."
Doc buff.ly/uhpSOTz
February 4, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Mr. Musk, while supporting DOGE and serving as an SGE, did you use any substances that are not legal under Federal law?
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Count the mid-week wins my friends.
* SCOTUS is allowing CA redistricting
* Judges calling out DHS
* AUSAs quitting in protest, another attorney begging to go to jail just to sleep
* Ft Worth, TEXAS electing a Dem for state senate
One foot in the front of the other. We're gaining ground.
* SCOTUS is allowing CA redistricting
* Judges calling out DHS
* AUSAs quitting in protest, another attorney begging to go to jail just to sleep
* Ft Worth, TEXAS electing a Dem for state senate
One foot in the front of the other. We're gaining ground.
February 4, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Count the mid-week wins my friends.
* SCOTUS is allowing CA redistricting
* Judges calling out DHS
* AUSAs quitting in protest, another attorney begging to go to jail just to sleep
* Ft Worth, TEXAS electing a Dem for state senate
One foot in the front of the other. We're gaining ground.
* SCOTUS is allowing CA redistricting
* Judges calling out DHS
* AUSAs quitting in protest, another attorney begging to go to jail just to sleep
* Ft Worth, TEXAS electing a Dem for state senate
One foot in the front of the other. We're gaining ground.
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There's blank empty looks, and then there's this:
February 4, 2026 at 10:57 PM
There's blank empty looks, and then there's this:
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