Godsend Office
@godsendoffice.bsky.social
//remembering is painful, but so is forgetting.\\
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Godsend Office
@godsendoffice.bsky.social
· Jan 26
🕘 GUESS WHO'S BACK FROM THE DEAD!!
💙 ..sir that is.. highly unprofessional of you.
🩸 ..who cares? it's social media.
🐇 me?? i want us to ACTUALLY get work from advertising!
💙 ..sir that is.. highly unprofessional of you.
🩸 ..who cares? it's social media.
🐇 me?? i want us to ACTUALLY get work from advertising!
🟣 can yall stop fucking around
go do that thing you have to do
enjoy yourself
go for a walk
go do that thing you have to do
enjoy yourself
go for a walk
August 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
🟣 can yall stop fucking around
go do that thing you have to do
enjoy yourself
go for a walk
go do that thing you have to do
enjoy yourself
go for a walk
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OFF will release tomorrow, August 15th, at 10 a.m. Pacific Time.
Just one day left...!
Just one day left...!
August 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
OFF will release tomorrow, August 15th, at 10 a.m. Pacific Time.
Just one day left...!
Just one day left...!
[long thread]
🐇oi, nuisance.
🎶hmm?
🐇 you got mail.
🎶oh? it's about time i got some.
🐇 yeah yeah whatever.. get it over with. i'd rather spend as little time as possible with you.
🎶 ..do you HAVE to be here when i unpack this?
🐇 i don't trust you recording this properly.
🎶 haah.. so be it..
🐇oi, nuisance.
🎶hmm?
🐇 you got mail.
🎶oh? it's about time i got some.
🐇 yeah yeah whatever.. get it over with. i'd rather spend as little time as possible with you.
🎶 ..do you HAVE to be here when i unpack this?
🐇 i don't trust you recording this properly.
🎶 haah.. so be it..
August 13, 2025 at 9:44 AM
[long thread]
🐇oi, nuisance.
🎶hmm?
🐇 you got mail.
🎶oh? it's about time i got some.
🐇 yeah yeah whatever.. get it over with. i'd rather spend as little time as possible with you.
🎶 ..do you HAVE to be here when i unpack this?
🐇 i don't trust you recording this properly.
🎶 haah.. so be it..
🐇oi, nuisance.
🎶hmm?
🐇 you got mail.
🎶oh? it's about time i got some.
🐇 yeah yeah whatever.. get it over with. i'd rather spend as little time as possible with you.
🎶 ..do you HAVE to be here when i unpack this?
🐇 i don't trust you recording this properly.
🎶 haah.. so be it..
💙 *his hands are shaking.*
WHY- WHY ARE YOU!?
I SAID IM SORRY- I DIDNT- I- I JUST-
PLEASE- YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND I- PLEASE- PLEASE- I WASNT GOING TO DO IT IF I-
*he pleaded to nobody. he remembered.*
I DIDNT ENJOY IT- I DIDNT- I DIDNT..
*he remembered.*
WHY- WHY ARE YOU!?
I SAID IM SORRY- I DIDNT- I- I JUST-
PLEASE- YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND I- PLEASE- PLEASE- I WASNT GOING TO DO IT IF I-
*he pleaded to nobody. he remembered.*
I DIDNT ENJOY IT- I DIDNT- I DIDNT..
*he remembered.*
August 12, 2025 at 11:22 AM
💙 *his hands are shaking.*
WHY- WHY ARE YOU!?
I SAID IM SORRY- I DIDNT- I- I JUST-
PLEASE- YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND I- PLEASE- PLEASE- I WASNT GOING TO DO IT IF I-
*he pleaded to nobody. he remembered.*
I DIDNT ENJOY IT- I DIDNT- I DIDNT..
*he remembered.*
WHY- WHY ARE YOU!?
I SAID IM SORRY- I DIDNT- I- I JUST-
PLEASE- YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND I- PLEASE- PLEASE- I WASNT GOING TO DO IT IF I-
*he pleaded to nobody. he remembered.*
I DIDNT ENJOY IT- I DIDNT- I DIDNT..
*he remembered.*
bro whose manager is this 😭😭😭
August 12, 2025 at 11:06 AM
bro whose manager is this 😭😭😭
💙 ...
*he stared at it for a few minutes*
*he unfolded it gently, as if it'd break if he did a wrong move.*
*as he started seeing what it is.. as the stench filled his lungs..*
*it almost looked as if it were writhing. he thought he heard it squirm and squelch.*
*he quickly wrapped it back up.*
*he stared at it for a few minutes*
*he unfolded it gently, as if it'd break if he did a wrong move.*
*as he started seeing what it is.. as the stench filled his lungs..*
*it almost looked as if it were writhing. he thought he heard it squirm and squelch.*
*he quickly wrapped it back up.*
August 12, 2025 at 7:40 AM
💙 ...
*he stared at it for a few minutes*
*he unfolded it gently, as if it'd break if he did a wrong move.*
*as he started seeing what it is.. as the stench filled his lungs..*
*it almost looked as if it were writhing. he thought he heard it squirm and squelch.*
*he quickly wrapped it back up.*
*he stared at it for a few minutes*
*he unfolded it gently, as if it'd break if he did a wrong move.*
*as he started seeing what it is.. as the stench filled his lungs..*
*it almost looked as if it were writhing. he thought he heard it squirm and squelch.*
*he quickly wrapped it back up.*
🟣 have you heard of the lernean hydra?
it is what people think of me, so to say.
they try.. and try.. and when they finally land a hit..?
it’s the wrong one.. i remain unscathed.. and more take it’s place.
i consider it quite thoughtful of hana. :)
it is what people think of me, so to say.
they try.. and try.. and when they finally land a hit..?
it’s the wrong one.. i remain unscathed.. and more take it’s place.
i consider it quite thoughtful of hana. :)
August 11, 2025 at 8:58 AM
🟣 have you heard of the lernean hydra?
it is what people think of me, so to say.
they try.. and try.. and when they finally land a hit..?
it’s the wrong one.. i remain unscathed.. and more take it’s place.
i consider it quite thoughtful of hana. :)
it is what people think of me, so to say.
they try.. and try.. and when they finally land a hit..?
it’s the wrong one.. i remain unscathed.. and more take it’s place.
i consider it quite thoughtful of hana. :)
🕘 ..is this what people are gonna call me now ☹️
..atleast it’s not /that/ question..
as for how i feel right now..?
fine? i guess?
my waters can’t really- be extinguished like that?
..atleast it’s not /that/ question..
as for how i feel right now..?
fine? i guess?
my waters can’t really- be extinguished like that?
August 11, 2025 at 8:53 AM
🕘 ..is this what people are gonna call me now ☹️
..atleast it’s not /that/ question..
as for how i feel right now..?
fine? i guess?
my waters can’t really- be extinguished like that?
..atleast it’s not /that/ question..
as for how i feel right now..?
fine? i guess?
my waters can’t really- be extinguished like that?
🟣 ah yes! the agent of L. corp wanting to learn more about their company.. how fun!
EGO itself is.. the shape of your ambition. your perseverance and passion made form. honed into a weapon.
haha, of course, there’s also artificial, which is what that EGO gear you agents wear! made of concepts..
EGO itself is.. the shape of your ambition. your perseverance and passion made form. honed into a weapon.
haha, of course, there’s also artificial, which is what that EGO gear you agents wear! made of concepts..
August 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
🟣 ah yes! the agent of L. corp wanting to learn more about their company.. how fun!
EGO itself is.. the shape of your ambition. your perseverance and passion made form. honed into a weapon.
haha, of course, there’s also artificial, which is what that EGO gear you agents wear! made of concepts..
EGO itself is.. the shape of your ambition. your perseverance and passion made form. honed into a weapon.
haha, of course, there’s also artificial, which is what that EGO gear you agents wear! made of concepts..
💙 …
when i close my eyes?
*he closed his eyes.*
first, there’s nothing.
*he took a deep breath.*
and then i feel her presence.
i feel my body numbing.
i get lost.
i get brought back there.
i never truly left it.
i never truly left the station.
the only thing i feel is the blood.
when i close my eyes?
*he closed his eyes.*
first, there’s nothing.
*he took a deep breath.*
and then i feel her presence.
i feel my body numbing.
i get lost.
i get brought back there.
i never truly left it.
i never truly left the station.
the only thing i feel is the blood.
August 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
💙 …
when i close my eyes?
*he closed his eyes.*
first, there’s nothing.
*he took a deep breath.*
and then i feel her presence.
i feel my body numbing.
i get lost.
i get brought back there.
i never truly left it.
i never truly left the station.
the only thing i feel is the blood.
when i close my eyes?
*he closed his eyes.*
first, there’s nothing.
*he took a deep breath.*
and then i feel her presence.
i feel my body numbing.
i get lost.
i get brought back there.
i never truly left it.
i never truly left the station.
the only thing i feel is the blood.
🐇 i- there isn't even anything to see it's just a tail-?
🩸 well they want to see! give me the phone-
🐇 no-? why would i-
🩸 if there isn't anything wrong with it then just show it already!
🐇 oh come on..
🩸 why do you hate it anyway? it's cute :)
🐇wh-
because it's too revealing of my emotions!
🩸 well they want to see! give me the phone-
🐇 no-? why would i-
🩸 if there isn't anything wrong with it then just show it already!
🐇 oh come on..
🩸 why do you hate it anyway? it's cute :)
🐇wh-
because it's too revealing of my emotions!
July 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
🐇 i- there isn't even anything to see it's just a tail-?
🩸 well they want to see! give me the phone-
🐇 no-? why would i-
🩸 if there isn't anything wrong with it then just show it already!
🐇 oh come on..
🩸 why do you hate it anyway? it's cute :)
🐇wh-
because it's too revealing of my emotions!
🩸 well they want to see! give me the phone-
🐇 no-? why would i-
🩸 if there isn't anything wrong with it then just show it already!
🐇 oh come on..
🩸 why do you hate it anyway? it's cute :)
🐇wh-
because it's too revealing of my emotions!
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Throughout Corporations and Backstreets. I alone am the Drunkest Driver.
July 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Throughout Corporations and Backstreets. I alone am the Drunkest Driver.
🩸 phew! yeah, i do it sometimes, doesn’t taste great.. but you get used to it.
plus, it’s great when the weather’s hotter! ..not like that’s an issue..
i guess it is in areas that can’t afford their own weather.
haco you’re not telling me dumb stuff again right? that’s a thing?
👁️ yeah
🩸great!
plus, it’s great when the weather’s hotter! ..not like that’s an issue..
i guess it is in areas that can’t afford their own weather.
haco you’re not telling me dumb stuff again right? that’s a thing?
👁️ yeah
🩸great!
July 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
🩸 phew! yeah, i do it sometimes, doesn’t taste great.. but you get used to it.
plus, it’s great when the weather’s hotter! ..not like that’s an issue..
i guess it is in areas that can’t afford their own weather.
haco you’re not telling me dumb stuff again right? that’s a thing?
👁️ yeah
🩸great!
plus, it’s great when the weather’s hotter! ..not like that’s an issue..
i guess it is in areas that can’t afford their own weather.
haco you’re not telling me dumb stuff again right? that’s a thing?
👁️ yeah
🩸great!
//double feature!
🐇??? no? i don’t think i even qualify as a twink with my build…
HOWEVER!
🎶 don’t. even. say it.
OH BY THE ORCHESTRA WHAT THE FUCK!? I AM NOT!
👁️ lmaooo nah you are
half the power that you have comes from using others instead of your own. and even then-
🎶 *shutting haco up*
🐇??? no? i don’t think i even qualify as a twink with my build…
HOWEVER!
🎶 don’t. even. say it.
OH BY THE ORCHESTRA WHAT THE FUCK!? I AM NOT!
👁️ lmaooo nah you are
half the power that you have comes from using others instead of your own. and even then-
🎶 *shutting haco up*
July 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
//double feature!
🐇??? no? i don’t think i even qualify as a twink with my build…
HOWEVER!
🎶 don’t. even. say it.
OH BY THE ORCHESTRA WHAT THE FUCK!? I AM NOT!
👁️ lmaooo nah you are
half the power that you have comes from using others instead of your own. and even then-
🎶 *shutting haco up*
🐇??? no? i don’t think i even qualify as a twink with my build…
HOWEVER!
🎶 don’t. even. say it.
OH BY THE ORCHESTRA WHAT THE FUCK!? I AM NOT!
👁️ lmaooo nah you are
half the power that you have comes from using others instead of your own. and even then-
🎶 *shutting haco up*
💙 you ever feel like you want to spontaneously combust
🐇 what
⭐️(yeah)
👁️ yeah
🐇 what is up with you people?
👁️ *about to talk*
🐇 I MEANT IT RHETORICALLY! DONT /ACTUALLY/ LIST THEM OFF!
🐇 what
⭐️(yeah)
👁️ yeah
🐇 what is up with you people?
👁️ *about to talk*
🐇 I MEANT IT RHETORICALLY! DONT /ACTUALLY/ LIST THEM OFF!
July 22, 2025 at 9:00 AM
💙 you ever feel like you want to spontaneously combust
🐇 what
⭐️(yeah)
👁️ yeah
🐇 what is up with you people?
👁️ *about to talk*
🐇 I MEANT IT RHETORICALLY! DONT /ACTUALLY/ LIST THEM OFF!
🐇 what
⭐️(yeah)
👁️ yeah
🐇 what is up with you people?
👁️ *about to talk*
🐇 I MEANT IT RHETORICALLY! DONT /ACTUALLY/ LIST THEM OFF!
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Manager Esquine I requined thine assistance
July 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Manager Esquine I requined thine assistance
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no im not a phobic of any kind i hate everyone equally
July 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
no im not a phobic of any kind i hate everyone equally
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Do not put Silent Orchestra "on the mic". An entire facility has been compromised due to some idiot.
July 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Do not put Silent Orchestra "on the mic". An entire facility has been compromised due to some idiot.
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More stuff for my lobotomy corporation x warframe series :-) #warframefanart
July 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
More stuff for my lobotomy corporation x warframe series :-) #warframefanart
💙 its all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits
🩸dude what the fu
🩸dude what the fu
July 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
💙 its all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits
🩸dude what the fu
🩸dude what the fu
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Hey folks, looks like the censors ARE gonna kill me!
June 28, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Hey folks, looks like the censors ARE gonna kill me!