Morgan Gold / Gold Shaw Farm
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Vermont farmer, writer and accidental internet person. Telling stories, chasing birds, and trying not to slip on the ice.
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My cows have stronger boundaries than most people I know.
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If the barn cats ever form a shadow government, I’ll vote for them.
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In Peacham, the hills wake wearing silver beards.
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The government shutdown hit day 14. Somewhere a senator is tweeting some nonsensical fantasy about “preventing illegals from getting free healthcare” while park rangers pawn their gear.
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A jar rolled on the grocery belt. The woman behind caught it with both palms, then set the divider like a guardrail.
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Spiders are librarians filing secrets into silk.
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Stairs are gravity’s favorite teeth.
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Every voice in a Charlie Brown holiday special belongs to a child who eventually paid taxes, got wrinkles, and exited this mortal coil.
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By 2026, 90% of all news stories will simply be recaps of TikToks and good Reddit posts.
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I buy fancy notebooks, write one page, and then decide they’re too sacred for my actual thoughts.
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Trying to get a thumbnail for the new YouTube video. Sun’s perfect, cows cooperating, camera rolling. Then I realize I’ve spent ten minutes posing like a motivational speaker who lost his notes. Peak YouTube cringe.
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Every small act of repair is an insult to entropy.
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The storm was praised for washing away rivals…until it flooded their own fields.
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Hope isn’t a feeling. It’s a chore. You do it even when the weather’s wrong.
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Heifers this age don’t follow. They negotiate.
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A rooster never wonders if he’s cringe. That’s why he wins every morning.
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I never write better than when it rains. Maybe because the world finally sounds like how my brain feels most days.
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The NYT calling Hegseth’s anti-DEI rant “pretty good” is how authoritarianism launders itself through respectable fonts. You don’t need tanks in the streets when the paper of record hands out nuance passes to culture-war fascists.
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In @nytopinion.nytimes.com

“Despite a raw vocabulary and some rude provocations,” Pete Hegseth “outlined a nuanced vision of the military’s purpose and its relationship to civilian society,” writes Christopher Caldwell.
Opinion | That Hegseth Speech on D.E.I. in the Military Was Actually Pretty Good
Despite some rude provocations, he outlined a nuanced vision of the military.
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Every rural road eventually becomes a metaphor.