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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐧𝐞. @b3st3arthbender.bsky.social · Sep 7

[𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐲.
𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝.
𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐲,
𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡, 𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞.]

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𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖏𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓 @goofyblacksmith.bsky.social · 1d

Giggling to himself uncontrollably— Benjamin has discovered what a whoopie cushion is. 💀

𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖏𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓 @goofyblacksmith.bsky.social · Sep 2

It is not, I am afraid. 😦

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓞𝐑𝐎𝐊𝐔 𝓐𝐈𝐌𝐈 .ᐟ @orokuaimi.bsky.social · Sep 2

i think it's clear what that means .

𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖏𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓 @goofyblacksmith.bsky.social · Sep 2

What is that supposed to mean ? 😦

𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖏𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓 @goofyblacksmith.bsky.social · Sep 2

What is that supposed to mean ? 😦

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓞𝐑𝐎𝐊𝐔 𝓐𝐈𝐌𝐈 .ᐟ @orokuaimi.bsky.social · Sep 2

silly is putting it nicely . 🙄

𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖏𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓 @goofyblacksmith.bsky.social · Sep 2

Oh !

[ he also laughs 💀 . ]

Your sister is certainly silly, in the best way possible. 🙂‍↕️

𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖏𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓 @goofyblacksmith.bsky.social · Sep 2

Oh !

[ he also laughs 💀 . ]

Your sister is certainly silly, in the best way possible. 🙂‍↕️

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓞𝐑𝐎𝐊𝐔 𝓐𝐈𝐌𝐈 .ᐟ @orokuaimi.bsky.social · Sep 2

... i'm laughing at MY sister, not yours . 😒

𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖏𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓 @goofyblacksmith.bsky.social · Sep 2

Why do you laugh at my sister ? 😦

𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖏𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓 @goofyblacksmith.bsky.social · Sep 2

Why do you laugh at my sister ? 😦

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓞𝐑𝐎𝐊𝐔 𝓐𝐈𝐌𝐈 .ᐟ @orokuaimi.bsky.social · Sep 2

no, she has not .

...

... her ... meow meow .

[ SHE STARTS LAUGHINT . 💀 ]

𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖏𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓 @goofyblacksmith.bsky.social · Sep 2

Oh, has your writer not created them yet ?

[ 😭. ]

Hmm… OH ! OH OH !

[ He exclaims loudly. 💀]

YES ! My sister, she knows Saki very , VERY well. Her name is Evelyn and she calls Saki her meow meow 🙂‍↕️

𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖏𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓 @goofyblacksmith.bsky.social · Sep 2

Oh, has your writer not created them yet ?

[ 😭. ]

Hmm… OH ! OH OH !

[ He exclaims loudly. 💀]

YES ! My sister, she knows Saki very , VERY well. Her name is Evelyn and she calls Saki her meow meow 🙂‍↕️

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓞𝐑𝐎𝐊𝐔 𝓐𝐈𝐌𝐈 .ᐟ @orokuaimi.bsky.social · Sep 2

saki and kazuo . i have two younger siblings other than them, but i can't say their names right now . 😒

𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖏𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓 @goofyblacksmith.bsky.social · Sep 2

WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES!? 😦 Perhaps I would recognize one !

[ HE HAPPILY SHAKES HER HAND 😭 ]

Yay ! I did a human thing ! 😁

𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖏𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓 @goofyblacksmith.bsky.social · Sep 2

WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES!? 😦 Perhaps I would recognize one !

[ HE HAPPILY SHAKES HER HAND 😭 ]

Yay ! I did a human thing ! 😁

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓞𝐑𝐎𝐊𝐔 𝓐𝐈𝐌𝐈 .ᐟ @orokuaimi.bsky.social · Sep 2

it's possible . i have four siblings .

[ she looks at his hand judgmentally, before groaning and hesitantly shaking it . 💀 ]

𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖏𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓 @goofyblacksmith.bsky.social · Sep 2

Oroku.. ? I believe I have heard that last name before... perhaps someone I know has the same one ? 😀

... No, but perhaps. Oh, I am very confused 🙁

but a pleasure to meet you, Aimi -- !

[ he offers his hand for a handshake ]

𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖏𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓 @goofyblacksmith.bsky.social · Sep 2

Oroku.. ? I believe I have heard that last name before... perhaps someone I know has the same one ? 😀

... No, but perhaps. Oh, I am very confused 🙁

but a pleasure to meet you, Aimi -- !

[ he offers his hand for a handshake ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓞𝐑𝐎𝐊𝐔 𝓐𝐈𝐌𝐈 .ᐟ @orokuaimi.bsky.social · Sep 2

... your fashion is SO outdated, benjamin . 😒

[ 💀 . ]

oroku aimi . japan's best model .

𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖏𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓 @goofyblacksmith.bsky.social · Sep 2

... Oh, um -- ! I truly do not want to start a fight, miss.

[ he removes his hat, awkwardly adverting his gaze 💀]

But my sister and I.. and my 👺brother👺 are all warriors. We were sort of forced to be... we are aliens.

Hi, I am Benjamin -- ! ✨

[ yapper 💀]

𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖏𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓 @goofyblacksmith.bsky.social · Sep 2

... Oh, um -- ! I truly do not want to start a fight, miss.

[ he removes his hat, awkwardly adverting his gaze 💀]

But my sister and I.. and my 👺brother👺 are all warriors. We were sort of forced to be... we are aliens.

Hi, I am Benjamin -- ! ✨

[ yapper 💀]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓞𝐑𝐎𝐊𝐔 𝓐𝐈𝐌𝐈 .ᐟ @orokuaimi.bsky.social · Sep 2

i'm trained in ninjutsu, just as my siblings were 👺👺👺 i can GET you

𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖏𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓 @goofyblacksmith.bsky.social · Sep 2

Oh, my deepest apologies, miss. 😦

[ HE LOOKS GENUINELY APOLOGETIC -- as if he's done the worst thing in the world. 💀]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓞𝐑𝐎𝐊𝐔 𝓐𝐈𝐌𝐈 .ᐟ @orokuaimi.bsky.social · Sep 2

be quiet 👺

𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖏𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓 @goofyblacksmith.bsky.social · Sep 2

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 😁

𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖏𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓 @goofyblacksmith.bsky.social · Aug 15

🌹: I am so tired. How I wish to go to sleep 🫩

𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖏𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓 @goofyblacksmith.bsky.social · Aug 15

🌹: ☹️

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𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖏𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓 @goofyblacksmith.bsky.social · Aug 15

EMMY.

😡

𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖏𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓 @goofyblacksmith.bsky.social · Aug 15

Emmy.

Omg jumpscare of notifs on this account — hello topaz 😭

𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖏𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓 @goofyblacksmith.bsky.social · Aug 14

🌹: “Oh my—“ 💧

Evelyn allows herself to be pulled along.

“Um.. perhaps you should put a disguise on—!”

𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖏𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓 @goofyblacksmith.bsky.social · Aug 14

🌹: “Because…. I have never eaten a pizza before…?” 💧

𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖏𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓 @goofyblacksmith.bsky.social · Aug 14

🌹: “Oh… oh dear—!” 💧

Evelyn chases after her 😭.

“Um— um—! Perhaps you should stop, yes ?”

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【Ｐａｔｒｉｃｉａ】 @dimensi0nx.bsky.social · Jun 5

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𝓜𝓲𝔂𝓸𝓴𝓸 @shreddersmom.bsky.social · Aug 14

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𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖏𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓 @goofyblacksmith.bsky.social · Aug 13

*stay focused 😡

𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖏𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓 @goofyblacksmith.bsky.social · Aug 13

🌹: “Indeed…”

💭: Perhaps if I keep focused on this rock, it will keep her from the turtle’s home 😦

“I do not think I have seen any rock such as this one before!”

She has. 💀

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𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖏𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓 @goofyblacksmith.bsky.social · Aug 13

🌹: Evelyn actually looks impressed 💀.

“Oh my … ! What a lovely rock that is !” 😦