Rohan Patel
@goonerohan.bsky.social
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗹 ❤🤍
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Bayern Munich's best player last night.
November 27, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Bayern Munich's best player last night.
My favourite bit from last night. 😮💨
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 AM
My favourite bit from last night. 😮💨
That Bayern high was ridiculous. I felt for Gyökeres tonight—imagine him running onto long balls from Raya against that defense. He absolutely would have ate.
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
That Bayern high was ridiculous. I felt for Gyökeres tonight—imagine him running onto long balls from Raya against that defense. He absolutely would have ate.
Look at the bruvas greeting the bruvas! 🤗❤🤍
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Look at the bruvas greeting the bruvas! 🤗❤🤍
Just watched the Vincent Kompany post-match presser. I like the cut of his jib! 👍🏾
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Just watched the Vincent Kompany post-match presser. I like the cut of his jib! 👍🏾
Musiala 2027 🔴⚪ That's the dream. 🤞🏽
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Musiala 2027 🔴⚪ That's the dream. 🤞🏽
Big Dec on Zubz: "He's Spain's no.6, and you know what Spanish no.6s are like." 😏
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Big Dec on Zubz: "He's Spain's no.6, and you know what Spanish no.6s are like." 😏
I was still buzzing off of the NLD and now I've just been topped up.
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November 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I was still buzzing off of the NLD and now I've just been topped up.
😜🤪😝
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Reposted by Rohan Patel
There is not a defender in the world that hasn't been skinned by a tricky winger so there's absolutely no need to go big on a 19 year old kid still learning that position.
MLS had difficult moments and that is to be expected. Absolutely no issue here
MLS had difficult moments and that is to be expected. Absolutely no issue here
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
There is not a defender in the world that hasn't been skinned by a tricky winger so there's absolutely no need to go big on a 19 year old kid still learning that position.
MLS had difficult moments and that is to be expected. Absolutely no issue here
MLS had difficult moments and that is to be expected. Absolutely no issue here
Make Arsenal God-fearing Again. 🙏🏾
Madueke starting his post-match interview by thanking the Lord and his Saviour Jesus Christ. Hard to think of an English club, now or before, in which so many players have been driven by their (Christian) faith as this Arsenal team: Noni, Eze, Saka, Gabriel, Martinelli, Ødegaard and others.
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Make Arsenal God-fearing Again. 🙏🏾
CL CBS stream with Clive Tyldesley, here are some of his highlights:
- Having a pop at Jover because our players were offside for our 1st corner.
- Explaining how we courted Olise but he chose Bayern instead.
- 💦 over every Karl touch
- 💦 over every Olise touch
- More 💦 over Bayern
- Having a pop at Jover because our players were offside for our 1st corner.
- Explaining how we courted Olise but he chose Bayern instead.
- 💦 over every Karl touch
- 💦 over every Olise touch
- More 💦 over Bayern
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
CL CBS stream with Clive Tyldesley, here are some of his highlights:
- Having a pop at Jover because our players were offside for our 1st corner.
- Explaining how we courted Olise but he chose Bayern instead.
- 💦 over every Karl touch
- 💦 over every Olise touch
- More 💦 over Bayern
- Having a pop at Jover because our players were offside for our 1st corner.
- Explaining how we courted Olise but he chose Bayern instead.
- 💦 over every Karl touch
- 💦 over every Olise touch
- More 💦 over Bayern
As for Liverpool, I'll get to you wasteman later.
a man in a suit and tie is laughing with his mouth open
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is laughing with his mouth open
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
As for Liverpool, I'll get to you wasteman later.
Missed the first half and I've only just caught up. Honestly, I don't even know what to say. My emotions are all over the shop. 🥰
What a club. What a manager. What a team. What a Declan Rice. I'll leave it at that.
UTG! ❤🤍
What a club. What a manager. What a team. What a Declan Rice. I'll leave it at that.
UTG! ❤🤍
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Missed the first half and I've only just caught up. Honestly, I don't even know what to say. My emotions are all over the shop. 🥰
What a club. What a manager. What a team. What a Declan Rice. I'll leave it at that.
UTG! ❤🤍
What a club. What a manager. What a team. What a Declan Rice. I'll leave it at that.
UTG! ❤🤍
I just heard someone say "Is Gambhir, India's Arne Slot?" 🏏🤣
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I just heard someone say "Is Gambhir, India's Arne Slot?" 🏏🤣
The disrespect shown here!!! Defender one: megged. Defender two: sent for a hotdog by a pirouette. Goalkeeper: chipped. Handing out beatings left, right and center. Why Max, why??? 🤭😮💨
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The disrespect shown here!!! Defender one: megged. Defender two: sent for a hotdog by a pirouette. Goalkeeper: chipped. Handing out beatings left, right and center. Why Max, why??? 🤭😮💨
Tell'em Tomori! 😮💨🔴⚪
November 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Tell'em Tomori! 😮💨🔴⚪
Spare a thought for all the Yazoo drinkers out there. 🙏🏾
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Spare a thought for all the Yazoo drinkers out there. 🙏🏾
𝟯𝟬 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗲:
🗓 Day 10: A film that is also a book you love…
🎬 The Count of Monte Cristo
💭 A fascinating book that kept me on my toes (It's fucking long) with it's rich story. This film was a decent enough adaptation for me.
🗓 Day 10: A film that is also a book you love…
🎬 The Count of Monte Cristo
💭 A fascinating book that kept me on my toes (It's fucking long) with it's rich story. This film was a decent enough adaptation for me.
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
𝟯𝟬 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗲:
🗓 Day 10: A film that is also a book you love…
🎬 The Count of Monte Cristo
💭 A fascinating book that kept me on my toes (It's fucking long) with it's rich story. This film was a decent enough adaptation for me.
🗓 Day 10: A film that is also a book you love…
🎬 The Count of Monte Cristo
💭 A fascinating book that kept me on my toes (It's fucking long) with it's rich story. This film was a decent enough adaptation for me.
I swear, Spurs fans are the epitome of the gift that keeps on giving. They are an entirely unique breed of wally! 🤣🥴
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I swear, Spurs fans are the epitome of the gift that keeps on giving. They are an entirely unique breed of wally! 🤣🥴
Brilliant casting! 🤌🏾
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Brilliant casting! 🤌🏾