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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts
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Account that posts daily facts of Goo and The Floor from III that are totally real and not fabricated
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🔵GOOR ART CHALLENGE🏝️
End Date: May 18th
Rules: Draw Goor and tag submissions with #gooriichallenge
Prize: An II fic of your choice written by me

You heard that right, I’m hosting an art challenge to spread the word of Goor! Any Goor art counts so have fun and do something crazy! Can’t wait!
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Man I keep forgetting to post here damn
November 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 80

If I put The Floor in The Evil Factory I think he’d go along with Goo and Bot’s murder plot
October 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I seriously posted this and then died for 3 days
Daily Goor Facts: Day 79

If they were legumes then Goo would be a chickpea and the Floor would be a lentil. Yes this is all I have today
October 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 79

If they were legumes then Goo would be a chickpea and the Floor would be a lentil. Yes this is all I have today
October 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 78

Everyone should get as insane about shipping characters who practically never interact as I am with Goor. Everyone go stupid
October 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 77

Goor’s gay. I’m gay. Woahg
October 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 76

Goor is like Suitloon

Goor….Suitloon
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October 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Made a Suitloon reference and then immediately forgot to post the next day oops
October 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 76

Goor is like Suitloon if you think about it (anxious orb who likes writing x Australian cannibal)
October 18, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 75

Goo gets squeamish when thinking about eating gelatin because he thinks the consistency is too similar to his body meanwhile The Floor ate a guy and would do it again
October 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 74

“Goor is a bad name for them” well the other option was Floo so. Pick ya poison
October 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 73

They never actually asked each other out, they officially ‘got together’ when Bot told them they were a cute couple and they both went “What? I mean, ok.” and that’s history
October 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 72

Being a Goor fan was hard enough when all I had was them standing next to each other. Now they are literally never standing next to each other. What is a rarepairer to do
October 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Ah damn I forgot to post yesterday. Sorry I was gaming
October 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 71

I hope they end up making a Goo plushie (possibly likely) and bring back The Floor rug (not as likely)
October 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 70

Goor but if they where Modest Mouse albums (funnily enough, Goo is the green one and The Floor is the blue one. Also does anyone fuck with Modest Mouse)
October 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 69 (nice)

Both are asexual to me. Actually every II character is asexual to me because if I was in charge of creating other people, I’d make them asexual
October 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 68

Ah fuck they my singing monstered my Goor
October 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 67 (don’t)

Goo has taken to talking to Trophy about missing The Floor during the competition. Trophy, despite trying to be a better person, can not even begin to care
October 7, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 66

If they were hamsters Goo would be a roborovski dwarf hamster and The Floor would be a Chinese dwarf hamster (no its fine I just didn’t think I’d be Chinese)
October 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 65

AnimationEpic decided to separate Goo and The Floor in season 4 because they specifically hate me. They sent me a letter in the mail to prove it
October 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 64

Shhhhh they are sleeping
October 4, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 63

To celebrate the world’s best II ship, make sure to go out into a heavily populated area and yell “I LOVE GOOR” at the top of your lungs. People will definitely know what you’re talking about
October 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 62

Part two of them as sea creatures: venomous edition

The Floor as a Reef Stonefish and Goo as a Bluebottle/Man o’ War
October 2, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 61

They are desserts. Behold
October 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM