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Daily Goo x The Floor Facts
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Account that posts daily facts of Goo and The Floor from III that are totally real and not fabricated
Daily Goor Facts: Day 71

I hope they end up making a Goo plushie (possibly likely) and bring back The Floor rug (not as likely)
October 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 70

Goor but if they where Modest Mouse albums (funnily enough, Goo is the green one and The Floor is the blue one. Also does anyone fuck with Modest Mouse)
October 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 68

Ah fuck they my singing monstered my Goor
October 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 66

If they were hamsters Goo would be a roborovski dwarf hamster and The Floor would be a Chinese dwarf hamster (no its fine I just didn’t think I’d be Chinese)
October 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 64

Shhhhh they are sleeping
October 4, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 62

Part two of them as sea creatures: venomous edition

The Floor as a Reef Stonefish and Goo as a Bluebottle/Man o’ War
October 2, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 61

They are desserts. Behold
October 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 60

The real The Floor from Inanimate Insanity commented on my Goor edit so it’s canon now
September 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 59

If they were Monster flavors, The Floor would be Aussie Lemonade (duh) and Goo would be Wild Berry Rehab
September 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 58

They’ve breached containment once more
September 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 57

If you think about it, Goo and The Floor’s combined aesthetic is Frutiger Aero
September 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 56

The Floor’s face here reminds me of this
September 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 55

Imagine putting Goo in here too. Stack them
September 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 54

I miss all three of them interacting where did all invitational friends go
September 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 53

The reason Goo is so happy to be on the green team in episode 3 is because the green reminds him of The Floor and he misses him

The green also reminds him of Bot and he misses them. Goo misses a lot of people rn
September 21, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Daily Goor Facts: Day 52
September 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Daily Goor Fact: Day 51

If they were otters, then Goo would be an Asian Small Clawed Otter and The Floor would be a Hairy-Nosed Otter

Don’t ask what vibes led me to these choices. I have no idea
September 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Daily Goor Fact: Day 47

Why aren’t you helping. He’s being squished
September 15, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Daily Goor Fact: Day 44

Goor color slug
September 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Daily Goor Fact: Day 42

This offer remains on the table
September 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Daily Goor Fact: Day 41

The literal only other time I’ve seen someone mention Goor without me bringing it up first was this Twitter post. I got @ed in this so many times
September 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Daily Goor Fact: Day 38

This is their son who has every disease
September 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I kinda borrowed this from MadeOfMoths “A Year At IIU” fic so credit to that
September 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Daily Goor Fact: Day 34

Piggy backing off of this he’s them as Plushie Dreadfuls again, this time ARFID and Pica (which aren’t necessarily opposites, I know cuz I have both. Yay?)
September 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Daily Goor Fact: Day 32

This is Goo (anxiety) and The Floor (Sensory Processing Disorder) as Plushie Dreadfuls
August 31, 2025 at 2:09 AM