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cat wrangler. lesbian. western ma
edalyn clawthorne, coziest kitty
February 13, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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We've been looking forward to sharing this news for a long time. We're making a graphic novel!

The Owl House: The Long-Lived King
Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social

Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social

We're so excited to tell a brand new story.
February 12, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.
February 10, 2026 at 4:35 PM
is that like a service top or
February 11, 2026 at 1:30 PM
the state of massachusetts emailed me to say its okay to be a bully, if your target is coyotes
February 9, 2026 at 3:53 PM
having high school interns is wild because they really will be shocked that you grew up with 3d video games and had a graphing calculator in 2005
February 6, 2026 at 7:07 PM
once again imagining my almost ex-brother-in-law kinetically falling down an infinite staircase in slow motion, serenaded by a heavenly choir
February 3, 2026 at 3:31 PM
it took dexter 15 years to figure out "under the covers" but his new bedtime routine has quickly become: wedging himself between me and my wife, settling in as the little spoon to my big spoon, and resting his head on either my arm or my pillow like he's a person. it is extremely cute!!
February 2, 2026 at 3:04 PM
no :(
January 29, 2026 at 12:55 PM
i feel very bad for the inbox of the poor engineering professor who just emailed every single member of the society of women engineers that she can't make her meeting tonight
January 20, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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Who needs two hands?
January 18, 2026 at 10:47 PM
KAYSHON BOUTTE!!!?!?!!
January 18, 2026 at 10:43 PM
lost the shoe AND the football lol
January 18, 2026 at 10:17 PM
man the offense just can't turn these turnovers into points
January 18, 2026 at 9:15 PM
so i am really not going to be able to relax during tomorrows game i guess! jarrett stidham!!!
January 18, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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Being an animal in a multi pet household is like being cast in the wildest sitcom or reality tv show against your will
January 16, 2026 at 1:27 AM
i dont enjoy the childhood friends to lovers trope if they arent roasting each other over stupid shit (affectionately). nobody gives me grief like my wife and i love that about her
January 7, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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this one is called goose horse
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
eda didnt like the gargle of distress i emitted when i found a hole in my wool sock this morning but she doesnt understand. these socks are older than covid
January 6, 2026 at 1:05 PM
she punched that hole herself
January 5, 2026 at 2:46 PM
i came on here to post a cat picture and then i saw the news. big yikes. big i hate it here. anyways heres my little cat lilith, she doesnt know what news is and i envy her
January 3, 2026 at 3:21 PM
omw to fulfill the ancient prophecy
December 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
did not anticipate how much of being a DM would be making hot NPC men for my brother in law's character to seduce
December 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
gideon nav cosplayer at pax unplugged??! so cool
November 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"EVERYBODY LOVES A GAY UNCLE!!!"

-crowd of drunk gay dudes in the philly gayborhood
November 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM