Heck Porter’s TRUE Holy War
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All helpful urges should be circumvented.
Pinned
grow up. lock in. get a grip.
Man finds 500-pound bear living in narrow crawl space underneath home
YouTube video by ABC7
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December 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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My mom is a NEWC board member, which is how she wound up with Bling. He is of indeterminate age but much older than 14 since he was fully mature when she got him 30 years ago. He spends the rest of the year in Cambridge, mostly digging holes under the porch. Here he is with my mom and kid.
December 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
My mom is a NEWC board member, which is how she wound up with Bling. He is of indeterminate age but much older than 14 since he was fully mature when she got him 30 years ago. He spends the rest of the year in Cambridge, mostly digging holes under the porch. Here he is with my mom and kid.
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Took my kid’s pet 🐀 to the nonprofit Odd Pet Vet.
Mid apt kid says “um, why is there a tortoise walking down the hall?”
Vet: oh that’s Bling, he’s had free rein of this place for 14 years
Me: protecc bling at all costs 😍
Mid apt kid says “um, why is there a tortoise walking down the hall?”
Vet: oh that’s Bling, he’s had free rein of this place for 14 years
Me: protecc bling at all costs 😍
December 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Took my kid’s pet 🐀 to the nonprofit Odd Pet Vet.
Mid apt kid says “um, why is there a tortoise walking down the hall?”
Vet: oh that’s Bling, he’s had free rein of this place for 14 years
Me: protecc bling at all costs 😍
Mid apt kid says “um, why is there a tortoise walking down the hall?”
Vet: oh that’s Bling, he’s had free rein of this place for 14 years
Me: protecc bling at all costs 😍
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Someone finally tied it all together.
December 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Someone finally tied it all together.
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This has context, but I think it’s more fun if I don’t tell you what it is and just say here’s a couple of sheep folks I drew.
December 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
This has context, but I think it’s more fun if I don’t tell you what it is and just say here’s a couple of sheep folks I drew.
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You guys post shouting at politicians when you *know* you would fail a simplified US citizenship test and that is why social media is dying
December 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
You guys post shouting at politicians when you *know* you would fail a simplified US citizenship test and that is why social media is dying
it’s so difficult to find a place to live…
December 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
it’s so difficult to find a place to live…
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longing once again for a world where more people are capable of grasping complex and inscrutable concepts like “it’s still really really good for Democrats if they *lose* by a much smaller margin than expected in Tennessee”
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
longing once again for a world where more people are capable of grasping complex and inscrutable concepts like “it’s still really really good for Democrats if they *lose* by a much smaller margin than expected in Tennessee”
The Problem of Evil? No, the Problem of WEEVIL!
(The year is 1925 and boll weevils are destroying cotton crops all over the US South)
(The year is 1925 and boll weevils are destroying cotton crops all over the US South)
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The Problem of Evil? No, the Problem of WEEVIL!
(The year is 1925 and boll weevils are destroying cotton crops all over the US South)
(The year is 1925 and boll weevils are destroying cotton crops all over the US South)
Why is there candy gore in the new Spongebob movie trailer? Why is everything just 2013 tumblr but irl (derogatory)?
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Why is there candy gore in the new Spongebob movie trailer? Why is everything just 2013 tumblr but irl (derogatory)?
Oh, so people just be slangin’ terminology they don’t understand…
December 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Oh, so people just be slangin’ terminology they don’t understand…
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Graham Platner 2026:
oh, i was so focused on the cheating i missed the fatphobia.
December 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Graham Platner 2026:
My quest to become a shade tree mechanic continues
December 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
My quest to become a shade tree mechanic continues
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“Do people always fall in love with things they can’t have?”
“Always.”
“Always.”
December 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
“Do people always fall in love with things they can’t have?”
“Always.”
“Always.”
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A couple quick pics of some stuff I've been working on for the MFF art show next weekend! Acrylic/mixed media on wood. #MFF2025 #FurFest2025
December 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
A couple quick pics of some stuff I've been working on for the MFF art show next weekend! Acrylic/mixed media on wood. #MFF2025 #FurFest2025
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Guy voted for a rapist and just can’t figure out why his daughters are mad at him. Clearly it must be something wrong with them.
December 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Guy voted for a rapist and just can’t figure out why his daughters are mad at him. Clearly it must be something wrong with them.
rise up and eat some faces
December 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
rise up and eat some faces
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Yesterday was #WorldAIDSDay. It's the first time since its inception in 1988 that the US has not formally recognized it.
December 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Yesterday was #WorldAIDSDay. It's the first time since its inception in 1988 that the US has not formally recognized it.
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This administration, aside from their moral depravity, is what happens when you put the woefully unqualified in charge who are also unused to their ideas facing even the smallest amount of scrutiny.
December 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
This administration, aside from their moral depravity, is what happens when you put the woefully unqualified in charge who are also unused to their ideas facing even the smallest amount of scrutiny.
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It is easy to be radically consistent and unwavering in your message when you keep yourself in a position on the fringe, with no actual power to influence policy.
December 2, 2025 at 1:31 PM
It is easy to be radically consistent and unwavering in your message when you keep yourself in a position on the fringe, with no actual power to influence policy.
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It’s Election Day in Tennessee, and we know: The power is with the people.
If you live in Tennessee’s 7th Congressional District, head to IWillVote.com to make sure you know when and where to vote today.
If you live in Tennessee’s 7th Congressional District, head to IWillVote.com to make sure you know when and where to vote today.
December 2, 2025 at 2:20 PM
It’s Election Day in Tennessee, and we know: The power is with the people.
If you live in Tennessee’s 7th Congressional District, head to IWillVote.com to make sure you know when and where to vote today.
If you live in Tennessee’s 7th Congressional District, head to IWillVote.com to make sure you know when and where to vote today.
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for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
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It's the most wonderful time of the year.
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
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I hope Woke 2 means we get to dispense with the fear of exercising power and the glorification of being an underdog in itself. Because no, I don't want to be the underdog forever. I don't want to constantly fight the establishment. I want cultural hegemony. I want the reactionaries trembling.
December 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I hope Woke 2 means we get to dispense with the fear of exercising power and the glorification of being an underdog in itself. Because no, I don't want to be the underdog forever. I don't want to constantly fight the establishment. I want cultural hegemony. I want the reactionaries trembling.