Dana Simpson’s Treehouse of Horror 🎃
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Quasi-mythical pointy-headed being who makes comics, most notably “Phoebe and Her Unicorn" and "Ozy and Millie." Bestselling, award-winning, all that. PNW. She/her. Generally trying to be positive. Account just for book/art stuff: @danasimpson.com
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jamnpp.bsky.social
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
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fredcritter.bsky.social
YES!! As a very wise woman once said:
Sign: Always be a unicorn
danacorn.bsky.social
Yes. The rest of you, go away.
beijingpalmer.bsky.social
after careful study, I believe only people born between 1975 and 1995 should be allowed to use the internet
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stevehorton.mst3k.fan
Happy birthday to Michael J. Nelson, star of @mst3kofficial.bsky.social and @rifftrax.com ! I will now link to the greatest host segment he ever performed in. Mike Nelson IS Michael Feinstein:
The Gamera Song - MST3K
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danacorn.bsky.social
So, happy #nationalcomingoutday.

This year is the 20th anniversary of me coming out, to myself and then to the people around me, and then the world.

Was that difficult at times? Yep.

But I have never, even for a second, regretted deciding to live as myself.

Peace and love,
Dana Claire (she/her)
danacorn.bsky.social
It stops being as much of a battle after a while.
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danacorn.bsky.social
So, happy #nationalcomingoutday.

This year is the 20th anniversary of me coming out, to myself and then to the people around me, and then the world.

Was that difficult at times? Yep.

But I have never, even for a second, regretted deciding to live as myself.

Peace and love,
Dana Claire (she/her)
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theserfstv.bsky.social
Not only this is amazing because part of fascism is the destruction of joy but it also makes it look ridiculous that the military is being deployed to put a stop to this
razzball.bsky.social
War is hell, Portland style
danacorn.bsky.social
The last time they made it to the league championship series, we were living on Panama Avenue!
danacorn.bsky.social
They’re also the only team never to have played in the World Series, so it’d be nice if this was their year.
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figgityfigs.bsky.social
Lol no way their feelings are totally valid and they get to say them whenever they want and nobody can say any differently. Remember in Spider-Man when Uncle Ben says “with great power comes great ability to make sure if you’re freaked out a bunch of other people will be too”?
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accounts with tens of thousands of followers do not get to "vent" or make shit up to panic their followers. there is no "but" after this sentence.

I do not have tens of thousands of followers but explicitly refuse to sow panic; these people can do likewise
danacorn.bsky.social
I’d like to think that too, but who knows at this point.
danacorn.bsky.social
I’m agnostic about whether anything would actually make a difference, but yeah, it’s clear what THEY think.
danacorn.bsky.social
I keep saying that, and people keep being like “it won’t matter, access Hollywood, E Jean Carroll, etc”

Okay but all I’m saying is THEY clearly really don’t want something that’s there to come out.
danacorn.bsky.social
And I’m proud to be an American/where I still can’t be arrested for using a public bathroom in half the states
mattzollerseitz.bsky.social
"I'm proud to be an American/Where at least I know I'm free" was always the most incredibly sad, low-bar lyric about "celebrating" the USA, but it should ring even more hollowly in 2025.
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danacorn.bsky.social
It’s like how if you get a vanilla ice haircut, everyone assumes you suck at rapping.