Gᴏʀᴘ ▸🎂 on 29th◂
@goronic.bsky.social
Howdy howdy! I'm Gorp!
I'm a cartoon opossum who eats garbage and draws weird animals in underpants :D
• he/him • 33 • asexual • 🔞 not for minors 🔞 •
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☕: https://ko-fi.com/goronic
I'm a cartoon opossum who eats garbage and draws weird animals in underpants :D
• he/him • 33 • asexual • 🔞 not for minors 🔞 •
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☕: https://ko-fi.com/goronic
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Gᴏʀᴘ ▸🎂 on 29th◂
@goronic.bsky.social
· Nov 6
Like what I'm doing and want to send me money?
𝙃𝙖𝙩𝙚 what I'm doing and want to send me money?
Consider supporting me on Ko-Fi! I'd really appreciate it. :D
ko-fi.com/goronic
𝙃𝙖𝙩𝙚 what I'm doing and want to send me money?
Consider supporting me on Ko-Fi! I'd really appreciate it. :D
ko-fi.com/goronic
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Your giant ass is the reason your baggy pants stay up 🙄 @goronic.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Your giant ass is the reason your baggy pants stay up 🙄 @goronic.bsky.social
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spamming my ko-fi again because my birthday is in a couple of weeks, and I'm greedy. :D
Buy Gorp a Coffee
Become a supporter of Gorp today!
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November 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
spamming my ko-fi again because my birthday is in a couple of weeks, and I'm greedy. :D
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November 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
This morning I was able to look directly at my sleep paralysis demon and it was a small yellow Muppet with shaggy hair and unfocused bloodshot eyes instead of the usual tall faceless person. Also I think I killed it?
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This morning I was able to look directly at my sleep paralysis demon and it was a small yellow Muppet with shaggy hair and unfocused bloodshot eyes instead of the usual tall faceless person. Also I think I killed it?
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November 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 10:52 AM
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Brains are dumb and I hate them. :'D
I'm trying to sleep, but I'm experiencing obvious symptoms from eating a food that always messes up my stomach, and my brain keeps saying "oh, this very mild pain is probably your appendix exploding. Don't sleep, or else you might wake up dead. :)"
I'm trying to sleep, but I'm experiencing obvious symptoms from eating a food that always messes up my stomach, and my brain keeps saying "oh, this very mild pain is probably your appendix exploding. Don't sleep, or else you might wake up dead. :)"
November 21, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Brains are dumb and I hate them. :'D
I'm trying to sleep, but I'm experiencing obvious symptoms from eating a food that always messes up my stomach, and my brain keeps saying "oh, this very mild pain is probably your appendix exploding. Don't sleep, or else you might wake up dead. :)"
I'm trying to sleep, but I'm experiencing obvious symptoms from eating a food that always messes up my stomach, and my brain keeps saying "oh, this very mild pain is probably your appendix exploding. Don't sleep, or else you might wake up dead. :)"
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there's literally no reason for them to not have clothes on it was just more fun to draw deal with it
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
there's literally no reason for them to not have clothes on it was just more fun to draw deal with it
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November 18, 2025 at 8:14 AM
It seems like my Internet is back to its old habit of becoming unstable and going out constantly any time the weather is different than it was yesterday. 😔
November 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
It seems like my Internet is back to its old habit of becoming unstable and going out constantly any time the weather is different than it was yesterday. 😔
IDK if I actually have any big characters who wouldn't proudly wear pink teddy bear undies though, so I might have to invent a 50000000th character oops
Anyway, I was thinking about drawing something like a big tough grumpy guy looking indigent while wearing full-rise teddy bear print y-fronts or something and telling you that he's only wearing 'em for moral support so you don't feel like as much of a nerd-ass loser, but I'm too distracted. :D
November 18, 2025 at 5:58 AM
IDK if I actually have any big characters who wouldn't proudly wear pink teddy bear undies though, so I might have to invent a 50000000th character oops
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The stray neighborhood cat recently decided that he lives in my house, and he's already learning the art of beating up my door early in the morning when he wants something. It seems that I accidentally have two copies of the same cat. :D
it's like 5am and my cat has VERY LOUDLY decided that he desperately needs my attention RIGHT NOW so I'm holding him on my lap but he's one of those cats who shows affection by biting very painfully. :D
November 17, 2025 at 12:06 PM
The stray neighborhood cat recently decided that he lives in my house, and he's already learning the art of beating up my door early in the morning when he wants something. It seems that I accidentally have two copies of the same cat. :D
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heehaws at ur direction
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
heehaws at ur direction
make me want to draw 🔫👀
November 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
make me want to draw 🔫👀
spamming my ko-fi again because my birthday is in a couple of weeks, and I'm greedy. :D
Buy Gorp a Coffee
Become a supporter of Gorp today!
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November 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
spamming my ko-fi again because my birthday is in a couple of weeks, and I'm greedy. :D
Last night I dreamed that I was trying to talk my sister's ear off about how "um, actually, Morrowind is a much better and more complex game than Skyrim could ever hope to be 🤓" but I kept accidentally telling the wrong person and I gave the same nerd monologue to like a dozen people
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Last night I dreamed that I was trying to talk my sister's ear off about how "um, actually, Morrowind is a much better and more complex game than Skyrim could ever hope to be 🤓" but I kept accidentally telling the wrong person and I gave the same nerd monologue to like a dozen people
Every time I see a news post that's like "GTA VI is delayed again" or "Update: still no news on The Elder Scrolls VI" I start to realize that Duke Nukem Forever's 15 years of development is becoming the norm instead of the Spiders Georg it used to be.
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Every time I see a news post that's like "GTA VI is delayed again" or "Update: still no news on The Elder Scrolls VI" I start to realize that Duke Nukem Forever's 15 years of development is becoming the norm instead of the Spiders Georg it used to be.
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November 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM