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@goronic.bsky.social
Howdy howdy! I'm Gorp!
I'm a cartoon opossum who eats garbage and draws weird animals in underpants :D

• he/him • 34 • asexual • 🔞 not for minors 🔞 •
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☕: https://ko-fi.com/goronic
Thanks! Comics are HARD though so I don't like doing 'em very often. :'D
January 17, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Anyway, please enjoy your hot new furry president, Brazil. You're welcome. 😌✨
January 17, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Glad I could help! :D
January 17, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I can't believe that the only time I ever dreamed I was my fursona is also the time I helped Todd Howard commit voter fraud. 😔
January 17, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Yeah! I'm pretty sure that's probably a thing that boyfriends do. :D
January 16, 2026 at 7:17 AM
God, I hate it when I have to read a conversation 30 times to know what order it's supposed to be in. This and bad dialogue fonts are the quickest ways to make me stop reading a comic. :')
January 16, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Oof. Yeah.
January 16, 2026 at 6:12 AM
It seems he's very popular. 😳
January 16, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Anyway, the only way they can make me play this update is if it brings back Brutus, the secret villager who kills you at night. 😤

Or, like, if I get bored enough to pick it back up I guess
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Yeah! I miss when everyone hated you. It made it feel more rewarding when they actually said something nice.
January 16, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Fuck you Derwin you ruined my life
January 16, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Getting to decide who lives and who dies and where exactly everyone lives is just too much power. you never have that situation where you've not played in a few days, and you immediately rush to vitit Lucky only to find that he moved away and that fucking Derwin lives in his house now
January 16, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Wow 😳💦
January 15, 2026 at 10:19 PM
But also, yeah, the algorithm has been Exceptionally Terrible™ lately even ignoring its usual January confusion. :'D
January 15, 2026 at 7:18 PM
For some reason my algorithm ALWAYS does that sort of stuff at this time of year, and for some reason watching GDQ vods always makes it worse??

Why does watching a blindfolded Mario 64 speedrun or something make it show me news broadcasts on the other side of the world from 15 years ago???
January 15, 2026 at 7:18 PM
nO 😱
January 15, 2026 at 5:55 AM