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Vex @gossamervex.bsky.social · 2h

Peeking slightly over the bar her antenna gave a small wobble.

"Apparently it's a national holiday where ya bathe yet boss in marmalade dressed up as a wombat...."

Voice lowered she whispered

" I'm starting to think that's a lie... I've never heard of a weekly national holiday..."

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻 @hellsradiohost.bsky.social · 2h

… And the reason being my dear? You seem very adamant about not seeing this damned soul around…?

Vex @gossamervex.bsky.social · 2h

Skids in at full panic, eyes darting around before spotting the bar and diving over it to hide.

"If ya see a guy carrying a barrel of marmalade and a wombat costume I ain't here! "

Vex @gossamervex.bsky.social · 2h

Skids in at full panic, eyes darting around before spotting the bar and diving over it to hide.

"If ya see a guy carrying a barrel of marmalade and a wombat costume I ain't here! "

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻 @hellsradiohost.bsky.social · 3h

Hmm..? A… Visitor? What brings you to our lovely and delightful establishment?

•Alastor looked as you walked into the doors of the Hotel•

Vex @gossamervex.bsky.social · 2h

".... Vex. Gossamer Vex but vex is preferred...Be real with me bossman...It's all a shared fetish of some sort here isn't it..."

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 5h

"Yes, King of Hell. Lucifer Morningstar. Charmed."

He gives a light chuckle.

"They could've all gotten together for that or... they share a fetish."

Vex @gossamervex.bsky.social · 5h

"No. I mean I have had 4 different bosses claim this as a holiday........"

She's just going to sit down for a minute and pull out a hip flask. It was full, it is now very much not.

"...Ain't you the king of it?"

Vex @gossamervex.bsky.social · 5h

"No. I mean I have had 4 different bosses claim this as a holiday........"

She's just going to sit down for a minute and pull out a hip flask. It was full, it is now very much not.

"...Ain't you the king of it?"

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 5h

"... Then your boss has fooled you multiple times."

His hands go behind his back.

"Not surprised, this is hell."

Vex @gossamervex.bsky.social · 5h

"B-but ...this...this is like my 4th boss that's claimed this was a holiday!!!"

Vex @gossamervex.bsky.social · 5h

"B-but ...this...this is like my 4th boss that's claimed this was a holiday!!!"

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 6h

"... Because some of you are really into certain kinks enough to name a day after them and call it a 'holiday'?"

Vex @gossamervex.bsky.social · 6h

She is just staring at him trying to tell if he's screwing with her or not??

"Why would a human make that up????"

Vex @gossamervex.bsky.social · 6h

She is just staring at him trying to tell if he's screwing with her or not??

"Why would a human make that up????"

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 6h

He just stares blankly at her.

"... No, there's not, unless humans made it up. They make up a lot of Holidays for whatever reason. Or just lie about it."

Vex @gossamervex.bsky.social · 6h

She's squinting while drinking her coffee.

"Next ya will be telling me there actually isn't a national bathe your boss in marmalade while dressed like a wombat holiday."

Vex @gossamervex.bsky.social · 6h

She's squinting while drinking her coffee.

"Next ya will be telling me there actually isn't a national bathe your boss in marmalade while dressed like a wombat holiday."

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 6h

"... Hmm. I don't remember making that sort of day. I guess sinners took the initiative in that regard."

Vex @gossamervex.bsky.social · 7h

"....Because Tuesday's are the weekly designated neck snapping day?? You know like...casual fridays?"

Vex @gossamervex.bsky.social · 7h

"....Because Tuesday's are the weekly designated neck snapping day?? You know like...casual fridays?"

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 9h

"... Why would Tuesday matter?"

Vex @gossamervex.bsky.social · 11h

"Or make them think you are a really crappy chiropractor....or that it's a Tuesday..."

Vex @gossamervex.bsky.social · 11h

"Or make them think you are a really crappy chiropractor....or that it's a Tuesday..."

Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · 2d

"I mean I could snap someone's neck, that would command respect."

Vex @gossamervex.bsky.social · Sep 11

"Tell me about it."

She's just shuffling by, disheveled and hungover af, clutching a coffee mug that says "#1 Sin"

🔥⊰•⛥{₴₳₮₳₦}⛧•⊱💢 @wrathfuljudge.bsky.social · Sep 11

"Headache..."

Vex @gossamervex.bsky.social · Aug 27

"Hug..like..a hug hug ooooooor a euphemism for something less wholesome?"

S♡o♡d♡a @sodacutie.bsky.social · Aug 24

"Who needs a hug?"

Vex @gossamervex.bsky.social · Aug 27

@hellgreatestdj.bsky.social

Vex was walking down club avenue listening to the thumping music leaking out into the night air trying to decide which club she wanted to stop in for the night. Noticing a particular door, she made her way inside to check out the vibe.

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Vex @gossamervex.bsky.social · Aug 27

And as he landed in the leaves there would come from it a loud squeak, a swear and a groan as a blue arm shot up out of it like the dead rising from the grave : D

"urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

Hell’s Thorns @crites.bsky.social · Aug 25

🪶🦇 Of course he would jump into it. Granted the leaves would get stick in his wings, but that’s a problem for later

For now, he wanted to goof around for a minute or two to mess with a pile of leaves

Vex @gossamervex.bsky.social · Aug 23

@crites.bsky.social You have a lot of muses, I'll throw a generic and you can pick which one to use !

There's a huge pile of leaves in the park. Does you muse decide to jump in them, yes or no?~

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Vex @gossamervex.bsky.social · Aug 26

🦋 oooooh boy its been a minute. I will get to those replies and hearts shortly. Thanks for the patience🫶

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Vex @gossamervex.bsky.social · Aug 23

-Sfw/NSFW Themes possible. Swearing, drugs, drinking, possible violence. Darker themes will be in dm's only.

-Shipping: Selective, and not easily happening. FWB, FB or Situationship more likely.

Vex @gossamervex.bsky.social · Aug 23

A few rules:

-No. Lewd. On. The T.L. You will get flirting at the most. Rated R not X here.

-No minors means no minors both as Mun and Muse. No friendship, no family and no taboo stuff will be happening. I do not care if you or your muse is 17 and 364 days. Talk to me when you are both over 18.

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Vex @gossamervex.bsky.social · Aug 23

a man wearing glasses and a scarf is looking at something .

ALT: a man wearing glasses and a scarf is looking at something .

media.tenor.com

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Vex @gossamervex.bsky.social · Aug 23

@crites.bsky.social You have a lot of muses, I'll throw a generic and you can pick which one to use !

There's a huge pile of leaves in the park. Does you muse decide to jump in them, yes or no?~

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⚠️𝚆𝙰𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙽𝙶! @cyb3rw4r3.bsky.social · Nov 5

⚠️ 𝚆𝙰𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙽𝙶! 𝚂𝚈𝚂𝚃𝙴𝙼 𝙴𝚁𝚁𝙾𝚁. 𝚅𝙸𝚁𝚄𝚂 𝙳𝙴𝚃𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙴𝙳.
𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗. 𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚟𝚒𝚛𝚞𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚟𝚊𝚕 𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚑 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝.