Wake up in the morning
With the sunlight in my eyes
No, my head don't feel so bright
What the hell happened last night?
NO MINORS. NO (real) DRAMA
Muse:
Name: Vex
Species: Hazbin Hotel butterfly sinner
Age: 28
Sex: Female
Orientation: Pan no lean
Cannon and Oc friendly.
Occupation: You hiring?
Mun:
32 North America
Writing style: Short or long. Don't rush me, I won't rush you.
The squealing eventually dying down, Vex simply poured herself another glass and tossed it back in one gulp. Eventually walking over to gently toe the smoking pig.
"Yeeeeeeah..he aint
*Alastor watched as the pig burned, a wicked smile to his face, a delightful look in his eyes*
"Do...do we put him out??? He's rollin a whole lot and I'm not sure how fire proof it is in here...."
Pink eyes darting around the hotel she paused in her concern
"Smells like a bbq...."
The squealing eventually dying down, Vex simply poured herself another glass and tossed it back in one gulp. Eventually walking over to gently toe the smoking pig.
"Yeeeeeeah..he aint
She made money, he made money, simple as that.
"And there ain't nothin you want in return? I mean I know I ain't been here that long and all but when somethin seems to good to be true I just need to make sure I was jokin about the sugar baby bit. I don't call anyone daddy"
"And there ain't nothin you want in return? I mean I know I ain't been here that long and all but when somethin seems to good to be true I just need to make sure I was jokin about the sugar baby bit. I don't call anyone daddy"
"You'll do well, security and the club's manager will ensure you also get a place at a rate, 150k a year, no commuting, great health and dental, appartment at a discount."
"And there ain't nothin you want in return? I mean I know I ain't been here that long and all but when somethin seems to good to be true I just need to make sure I was jokin about the sugar baby bit. I don't call anyone daddy"
Even at her 6 feet she was trotting to keep up with him
"Your job would be to just keep people talking, consuming, making suggestions... dress nice, drink some, get paid. Ain't glamorous, but works like a charm where i'm from and here as well."
Even at her 6 feet she was trotting to keep up with him
Dramatically placing the back of her hand on her head she paused then dropped it with a grin.
'Least I
Both choices were simply that, personal choices.
"They were my family."
"I mean I was murdered too ya know betrayal most foul and all that but..I don't think I could bring myself to give the energy
Dramatically placing the back of her hand on her head she paused then dropped it with a grin.
'Least I
"I mean I was murdered too ya know betrayal most foul and all that but..I don't think I could bring myself to give the energy
The nonchalance in which he explained what had been his way alive was gut wrenching.
"I mean I was murdered too ya know betrayal most foul and all that but..I don't think I could bring myself to give the energy
"JED. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOUR SHOWERED"
Awww.. Isn't this something? Return to sender!
Jumping back she let out a squeak as she slapped at the flames on the ends of her hair finally free.
"JED. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOUR SHOWERED"
He chuckles a bit.
"Really, running is not a bad choice in many situations."
Relaxing a fraction at the lack of confrontation over her words, she crossed her claws.
"Just asking questions out loud again and I don't believe for a second that I am the only person who questioned the why of all that."
A claw circling in front of him to show
Relaxing a fraction at the lack of confrontation over her words, she crossed her claws.
"Just asking questions out loud again and I don't believe for a second that I am the only person who questioned the why of all that."
A claw circling in front of him to show
"Me? Deceivers? Naaah."
A lie in its own right she grinned up at him
"Real deceptions, the really good ones, are so deliriously close to reality that no one contemplates them, and even if some know who would believe them?"
"Or worse, who would care?... contrarian versions help precisely to keep them guessing~"
"Me? Deceivers? Naaah."
A lie in its own right she grinned up at him
Blue took care of his matters exceptionally well.
"As for my wife... i pity the moron who tries to kidnap her, hope they enjoy having their innards ripped."
"Thanks` You're a doll!"
Moving with a wince she slowly pulled out a glass from under the bar, followed by another. Hand shaking slightly she poured the liquor from the bottle in her hand pushing it first to Aalastor.
"A drink for you."
"What do you want Jed. Hey mister you got a lighter. I could use a smoke."
The first question to the pig, the yellow and pink eyes shifted to look at Alastor.
"Thanks` You're a doll!"
Moving with a wince she slowly pulled out a glass from under the bar, followed by another. Hand shaking slightly she poured the liquor from the bottle in her hand pushing it first to Aalastor.
"A drink for you."
Trailing off she looked him up and down once but not rudely
"Me thinks its not you whom would be the kidnapee. You must have one hell of an
The insect had his methods... and a head for business.
Trailing off she looked him up and down once but not rudely
"Me thinks its not you whom would be the kidnapee. You must have one hell of an
The number wasn't small.
"That said, i am sorry... you still interested?"
"What's ever I want eh...Nnnn how about a gin and.."
Lurching over the bar he nabbed a hold of Vex's antennas, yanking her up with a shriek.
"GOTCHA"
Much shrieking and rather impressive swearing to be had
*Alastor didn't really move or fret, putting on a whole facade for this guy when in reality, he REALLY wanted him dead*
"What's ever I want eh...Nnnn how about a gin and.."
Lurching over the bar he nabbed a hold of Vex's antennas, yanking her up with a shriek.
"GOTCHA"
Much shrieking and rather impressive swearing to be had
Last part pretty much groaned she was starting to believe several different things.
And welcome to the city. It wasn't always this big but it grew to this."
He shrugs.
"... It's not like the city is a threat to me."
Last part pretty much groaned she was starting to believe several different things.
He shrugs.
"Truthfully, it's more than what Heaven wanted me to give you. They wanted me to torture you all twenty four seven."
"Eh screw it. Why is pride a city? Did you make it that way or did it grow up like this over the millenniums?"
What ever her original question was this wasn't it as her demeanor shifted as she went from a moment of serious to...not.
Claw pointing at him with a smug grin it was apparent she was screwing with him on the rude part.
"Although I got to ask two questions. One.
He needed only stand still for the horns to be the initial point, recoiling the armor into the helmet, opening upwards and sliding into the cuirass a la iron man.
"Better?"
Claw pointing at him with a smug grin it was apparent she was screwing with him on the rude part.
"Although I got to ask two questions. One.
Back pressed against the bar, one black claw clutched
•Alastor then suddenly appeared behind the bar, setting his cane down•
What can I get for you..
"Well if she ain't here then yous wouldn't mind if I gets me a drink now would you"
Lumbering towards the bar, he set the keg and costume down, shouldering the radio demon in passing.
Back pressed against the bar, one black claw clutched
His description is simple, he resembles Lucifer, but with jet black hair..."
The angel of death was akin to the king, but black hair.
Not understanding the joke she looked at him funny.
"Well if its people of importance then I have no worry now do I?"
Not understanding the joke she looked at him funny.
"Well if its people of importance then I have no worry now do I?"
...SNORT.
"Ok ok, jokes aside, Azrael is somewhat of a devil sent only to kill people of actual importance, but he also doesn't leave witnesses, if he's around... hide, he leave no survivors."
Not understanding the joke she looked at him funny.
"Well if its people of importance then I have no worry now do I?"
A compliment, sincere.
"The Angel of Death is basically put death, it comes for all those who die, except us demons, we're erased... if he is around hide or run, and don't look back..."
"Angel of death? What's he got to do with anything"
"Angel of death? What's he got to do with anything"
He didn't catch any innuendos...
"As for value and Azrael, you underestimate the value of being blunt and direct. It's a rare treasure in hell, you know you won't get half lies, or won't be coddled... is a treasure. And Azrael is the angel of death."
"Angel of death? What's he got to do with anything"