[DEJ]
@gotchaforce.bsky.social
You look like you snuck on this app
Pulling at the loose thread of imagining what a potential life would look like with someone as part of the motions (the inevitable conclusion is that we're fundamentally incompatible in some way) and then I'm normal again
December 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Pulling at the loose thread of imagining what a potential life would look like with someone as part of the motions (the inevitable conclusion is that we're fundamentally incompatible in some way) and then I'm normal again
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Genuinely surprised that my Vitamin D is not deficient so I'm just tired for no good reason
December 18, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Genuinely surprised that my Vitamin D is not deficient so I'm just tired for no good reason
I tried to have braids but my body is not ready to be perpetually aware of scalp discomfort. And then there's the traction alopecia of it all
December 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I tried to have braids but my body is not ready to be perpetually aware of scalp discomfort. And then there's the traction alopecia of it all
Currently failing the "don't immediately infatuated with random people you chance upon" challenge
December 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Currently failing the "don't immediately infatuated with random people you chance upon" challenge
You can just buy corn and grill it
December 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
You can just buy corn and grill it
Is there a term for the phenomenon where a vulgarity is used for emphasis (à la metaphor/hyperbole) but it catches on as a popular phrase that loses its edge. For example "rawdogging" "glazing" and an older one in "brown nosing"
December 15, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Is there a term for the phenomenon where a vulgarity is used for emphasis (à la metaphor/hyperbole) but it catches on as a popular phrase that loses its edge. For example "rawdogging" "glazing" and an older one in "brown nosing"
I'm anti styling gel idc what's the point of a glossy follicle if it flakes and itches with buildup within the week
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I'm anti styling gel idc what's the point of a glossy follicle if it flakes and itches with buildup within the week
Wanted to go to a food place on my walk back and there's a fire truck outside with the owner(?) having a chat with the firefighter
December 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Wanted to go to a food place on my walk back and there's a fire truck outside with the owner(?) having a chat with the firefighter
My spotti fye wrap is never accurate (except that year I discovered Alemeda) because I just have mp3s on my phone and I hate the shuffling on mobile
December 4, 2025 at 10:06 AM
My spotti fye wrap is never accurate (except that year I discovered Alemeda) because I just have mp3s on my phone and I hate the shuffling on mobile
Moon's out tonight we see you girl
December 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Moon's out tonight we see you girl
These braids are looking rough I might have to go the cheaper option of cornrows every month if a new style is needed to not be botched
December 1, 2025 at 12:34 PM
These braids are looking rough I might have to go the cheaper option of cornrows every month if a new style is needed to not be botched
League of legends fans will see a woman not have instagram face and call her transphobic slurs
December 1, 2025 at 10:58 AM
League of legends fans will see a woman not have instagram face and call her transphobic slurs
Almost had a hypoglycemic episode mind you I'm not even diabetic
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Almost had a hypoglycemic episode mind you I'm not even diabetic
If you work in certain departments of a [REDACTED] it's kind of really difficult to not interact with your coworkers socially and still have a semblance of a social life
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
If you work in certain departments of a [REDACTED] it's kind of really difficult to not interact with your coworkers socially and still have a semblance of a social life
If I go into a stream and you have nightbot set to immediately tag and call out my username upon entry I am leaving and never returning don't ever play me like that omg
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
If I go into a stream and you have nightbot set to immediately tag and call out my username upon entry I am leaving and never returning don't ever play me like that omg
I used a leave-in and almost immediately got buildup two days later like girl I'll just be frizzy
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I used a leave-in and almost immediately got buildup two days later like girl I'll just be frizzy
I only know like three things about love island:
Olandria is a gorgeous woman with a militant fanbase welcoming to swirlers and divestors
Ace(?) was the group leader
Huda is not a good person
Olandria is a gorgeous woman with a militant fanbase welcoming to swirlers and divestors
Ace(?) was the group leader
Huda is not a good person
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I only know like three things about love island:
Olandria is a gorgeous woman with a militant fanbase welcoming to swirlers and divestors
Ace(?) was the group leader
Huda is not a good person
Olandria is a gorgeous woman with a militant fanbase welcoming to swirlers and divestors
Ace(?) was the group leader
Huda is not a good person
Really funny seeing the lashings for One Star Man after how many years of production it took for this season
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Really funny seeing the lashings for One Star Man after how many years of production it took for this season
Picked up minced beef and chicken hearts from the butcher it's soup time more than it's ever been soup time before
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Picked up minced beef and chicken hearts from the butcher it's soup time more than it's ever been soup time before
Crossing the street is whatever I just don't understand the people that slow down halfway through as if the incoming traffic disappeared once they got on the road?
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Crossing the street is whatever I just don't understand the people that slow down halfway through as if the incoming traffic disappeared once they got on the road?
The concept of intentionally hanging around the touchy drunk guy just to feel the embrace of another person. I feel like I'm on a safari watching this play out
November 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The concept of intentionally hanging around the touchy drunk guy just to feel the embrace of another person. I feel like I'm on a safari watching this play out
There's people that don't know Adam Ellis is gay
November 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
There's people that don't know Adam Ellis is gay