Lurking and there's two other people in this tiktik live and this guy spectacularly fumbled shooting his shot after clearly doing the casual familiarity routine. I know I'm delusional but not enough to actually think a stranger would flirt back with a faceless rando because they talk good

To be fair it's a lanky "sensitive" (read: faggy) muzlamic adjacent guy which is the archetype I entertain delusions about the most

Try to wean her on fruit juice or something omg this sounds so scary kidney stones are legitimate torture

It's literally the opposite here because we spend more on boilers and heating in the winter lol

Sorry I don't treat you like a goddess~

It's the "seen" that's frying me

Isn't he still trying to get his music career to take off

You after watching bros the first time