The Creeper (Jack Ryder)
@gothamcreeper.bsky.social
My name is Jack Ryder. I make trouble for a living. I like making trouble. Trouble opens people's eyes. I suppose it was only a matter of time before trouble came looking for me.
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“Yᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴀɴ ᴀɴᴄʜᴏʀ. I ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ I ɴᴇᴇᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ I’ᴍ ɴᴏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ. Gᴜᴇss ɪᴛ’s ғᴜɴɴʏ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ ᴡᴀʏ.”
Jack Ryder. Reporter. Late Night Talk Show Host. Podcaster.
Creeper. Demonic Anti-Hero. Yellow Skinned Wacky Man.
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Jack Ryder. Reporter. Late Night Talk Show Host. Podcaster.
Creeper. Demonic Anti-Hero. Yellow Skinned Wacky Man.
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“I am incredibly original. I’m a silly, sometimes terrifying superhero with a healing factor.
Nobody else is like that! Ha ha!”
Nobody else is like that! Ha ha!”
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
“I am incredibly original. I’m a silly, sometimes terrifying superhero with a healing factor.
Nobody else is like that! Ha ha!”
Nobody else is like that! Ha ha!”
“Did you slam it in the car door?”
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 AM
“Did you slam it in the car door?”
“What’s the matter Colonel Sanders? FISHY?!?”
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM
“What’s the matter Colonel Sanders? FISHY?!?”
“HA HA HA HA HA-H-“
COUGH COUGH COUGH
WHEEZE
coughs up a mosquito
“…Huh…”
COUGH COUGH COUGH
WHEEZE
coughs up a mosquito
“…Huh…”
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
“HA HA HA HA HA-H-“
COUGH COUGH COUGH
WHEEZE
coughs up a mosquito
“…Huh…”
COUGH COUGH COUGH
WHEEZE
coughs up a mosquito
“…Huh…”
“Would you have preferred Ducky’s Inferno?”
"... I didn't ask for another Dante's Inferno."
November 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
“Would you have preferred Ducky’s Inferno?”
Because you can’t hear very well?
I am Lady Death for a reason.
November 22, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Because you can’t hear very well?
// I like 90% of comic book nerds are probably still mad about that
November 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
// I like 90% of comic book nerds are probably still mad about that
“As long as you haven’t made any long lasting deals with the devil, I’m sure you’re fine”
"Oh man, am I on the naughty or nice list?"
November 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
“As long as you haven’t made any long lasting deals with the devil, I’m sure you’re fine”
“So is that the Lucifer who gets you to tell him your desire or the short king Lucifer who’s got a weird obsession with ducks?”
November 20, 2025 at 8:07 AM
“So is that the Lucifer who gets you to tell him your desire or the short king Lucifer who’s got a weird obsession with ducks?”
“Decorum? What’s that?”
burps
burps
Do demons have no sense of decorum?
November 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
“Decorum? What’s that?”
burps
burps
“I prefer eternal screaming to internal screaming”
November 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
“I prefer eternal screaming to internal screaming”
“DAVID! KICK THAT TABLE!”
November 14, 2025 at 5:22 AM
“DAVID! KICK THAT TABLE!”
“Who needs dads? Mine was never around.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
“Who needs dads? Mine was never around.”
“DILF stands for Damn, I Love Fathers”
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
“DILF stands for Damn, I Love Fathers”
“Who needs a washing machine when all you got is green underoos?”
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
“Who needs a washing machine when all you got is green underoos?”
// Feel like that’s the appropriate response with Creeper from most Bat Family members
Except Jason. He’d probably just shoot him.
Except Jason. He’d probably just shoot him.
//Imagine this as Damian as Allen.\\
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
// Feel like that’s the appropriate response with Creeper from most Bat Family members
Except Jason. He’d probably just shoot him.
Except Jason. He’d probably just shoot him.
“She’s clearly hoarding them for herself.”
"CIENN WON'T LET ME EAT SEVEN BAGS OF POPPYSEED MUFFINS!"
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
“She’s clearly hoarding them for herself.”
Hate you 3000 Supes!
sighs
Fuck piss shit ass dick cock
November 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Hate you 3000 Supes!
Fuck piss shit ass dick cock
November 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Fuck piss shit ass dick cock
Robot? No. Yellow? Like a banana.
Kind of a weird question. That would be like me asking if………
…………………….
Kind of a weird question. That would be like me asking if………
…………………….
So what you're saying is you have a yellow robot dick?
I’m saying sometimes life is like multiple choice. And sometimes a single innocent decision can lead to unintended consequences that really fuck yo what you intended to do.
Also? It’s not lupus. It’s nanotechnology or a costume or demonic possession. Depends on the mood, honestly.
Also? It’s not lupus. It’s nanotechnology or a costume or demonic possession. Depends on the mood, honestly.
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Robot? No. Yellow? Like a banana.
Kind of a weird question. That would be like me asking if………
…………………….
Kind of a weird question. That would be like me asking if………
…………………….
I’m saying sometimes life is like multiple choice. And sometimes a single innocent decision can lead to unintended consequences that really fuck yo what you intended to do.
Also? It’s not lupus. It’s nanotechnology or a costume or demonic possession. Depends on the mood, honestly.
Also? It’s not lupus. It’s nanotechnology or a costume or demonic possession. Depends on the mood, honestly.
What the fuck are you even talking about? Also, like, didn't they cure lupus or whatever you got going on?
Like some sort of choose your own adventure game by Telltale or something. Never tell David off. It’s not what you think
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I’m saying sometimes life is like multiple choice. And sometimes a single innocent decision can lead to unintended consequences that really fuck yo what you intended to do.
Also? It’s not lupus. It’s nanotechnology or a costume or demonic possession. Depends on the mood, honestly.
Also? It’s not lupus. It’s nanotechnology or a costume or demonic possession. Depends on the mood, honestly.
Like some sort of choose your own adventure game by Telltale or something. Never tell David off. It’s not what you think
Today feels like the kind of day all the choices you've ever made come together in a big, messy bow.
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Like some sort of choose your own adventure game by Telltale or something. Never tell David off. It’s not what you think
“Foolish mortals. You think you can easily harm me? I AM THE CREEPER! I shall haunt your dreams. I shall watch you every single moment you are awake. And the moment I see something I don’t like?
I’ll bring you endless pain…three times as much as you claim you’ll give me!”
I’ll bring you endless pain…three times as much as you claim you’ll give me!”
November 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
“Foolish mortals. You think you can easily harm me? I AM THE CREEPER! I shall haunt your dreams. I shall watch you every single moment you are awake. And the moment I see something I don’t like?
I’ll bring you endless pain…three times as much as you claim you’ll give me!”
I’ll bring you endless pain…three times as much as you claim you’ll give me!”
“Death? Never heard of her “
November 6, 2025 at 5:27 AM
“Death? Never heard of her “