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Rookie Culinarian Totofu!
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Limsa's newest up-and-coming chef!

18+ please! Screenshots and reposts frequently nsfw, and feature cooking-related peril scenes. Browse at your own level of comfort!
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Rookie Culinarian Totofu! @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · Oct 12
There's a lot to do in Limsa Lominsa, the culinary capital of the world! And Totofu Tofu is going to get right in the thick of it!

This is the account for Totofu, a budding Culinarian and a high-quality ingredient herself! Can she stay out of the stew pot long enough to seize her fortune?
Totofu, a red-haired lalafell looking off at Limsa Lominsa in amazement. A Goobbue sproutling is biting her arm, but she hasn't noticed. Totofu in a chef's apron and hat, brandishing a frying pan in front of the Bismark restaurant.
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fumobemi.bsky.social
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obedient pocket maid...
September 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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ojxiv.bsky.social
live exhibition match
January 21, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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gchoule.bsky.social
I want to tack on to this that I think you cheat yourself out of a lot good when you always opt for comfort. You dismiss people who are different or a little tough around the edges, you shy away from new experiences and ideas. Your precious energy gets siphoned off by shit that Does Not Matter.
haradoshin.bsky.social Haradoshin! 🐛 @haradoshin.bsky.social · Nov 30
Important shit that I’m still trying to learn.
I am begging you. Please learn about stress/discomfort tolerance. Practice raising it. You need this to survive. If someone online can ruin your day with a throwaway comment, you desperately need to understand discomfort tolerance and consciously, systematically build that shit. Also! Stress tolerance is such an important skill that having a learning disability in that area is a major symptom of a whole lot of other disabilities/mental illnesses! Struggling with it is a huge part of life! It sucks! Am I saying everyone with misophonia needs to listen to chewing noises all day? No. But you need to find ways to tolerate it enough that you don't treat others like shit if they make a mouth noise near you. No, you don't have to read the fic with your trigger tags. But you do need to be able to handle scrolling past the tags without being upset. It is hard! But not having it also makes you so so so easy to manipulate. That grandma is racist AF because her mom raised her to be uncomfortable around black people and she never fought that discomfort. Trans people make so many cis people uncomfortable and that discomfort turns into bigotry real fast. Letting your discomfort dictate your actions and beliefs about things is a great way to become a terrible person. Learn. Discomfort. Tolerance.
January 21, 2026 at 11:21 AM
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lostshell.bsky.social
she's so pretty from any angle 🥺
January 20, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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fumobemi.bsky.social
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asking namimi for...?
Links to the content provided below!⬇️
December 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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makizenos.etheirys.social
HASHTAG #MAKIZENOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAKIZENOS!!!!!!!! PLEASE LOOK AT THEM!!!!!!!!! 🥺🥺🥺 THEYRE MY MOST PRECIOUS CREATURES EVER.

MAKIZENOS CANON !!!!!!! 🎀
January 20, 2026 at 10:37 AM
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robotnikholmes.bsky.social
Hehe, I still ship them... 💖
January 20, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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smallfunny.bsky.social
January 19, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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estrogenburger.bsky.social
Me and a tall drink lmfaoooo
January 20, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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mothbeast.bsky.social
OAUAUUHHHH I LOVE THEM SOOOOOO MUUUUUCHHHH
Ira and Nabriales in the rain. Ira is carried in Nabriales's arm, sheltered from the rain under his umbrella. Ira falling through the air in Amaurot. They reach out to Nabriales, diving to catch them. Nabriales holds Ira in his hands, a crown of stars around him, gazing at them as they cup the stone of Azem in theirs. Watching over people completely biff it at The Slice Is Right in the Gold Saucer, Ira rests comfortably on Nabriales's shoulder.
January 19, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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Blooshy lad got a visitor... 😳

Ft. @popotogrande.bsky.social
January 18, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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mulchedfruit.bsky.social
"Whoops, dropped the camera~!"

"T-TRAINER!"

"Caught you red-handed~❤️"

| #ShortBattenberg | #EoieBattenbergNSFW |
January 18, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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mulchedfruit.bsky.social
"How's my racewear look, Trainer~?...
...Wh-...
H-hey, wait, what are you-...
...A-ahh!! H-hey! I-I-It's n-n-not what it l-looks like!..."

| #ShortBattenberg | #EoieBattenbergNSFW |
An alternate, Umamusume-inspired depiction of the lalafell Eoie with horse ears, a loose fitting pink shirt over a white singlet, and a tiny skirt, as well as blue sneakers. She looks confident, standing with a hand on her hip and smirking gently at the camera. A second image of the same version of Eoie, this time with the camera capturing her from the back at a low angle, showing her backside in full view underneath her skirt. It's uncertain if she's wearing anything under there. She looks surprised, like she was caught unaware, pulling away from the camera.
January 17, 2026 at 9:24 AM
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sergals.bsky.social
tyrantdaughter Sep 4, 2025 How To Love Your New Friend Without Being Overbearing tyrantdaughter Sep 4, 2025 I'm Gonna Eat Her I Think
January 17, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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mariinabnuuy.bsky.social
In my hc they hate Mariina's pet goobbue #ffxivart #ffxvi
January 15, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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abelarsdesire.bsky.social
This is a proof of concept I wanted to try out about a new series of comics about random characters and their daily lives with a vorish twist.

Hope you people like it <3
January 16, 2026 at 9:35 AM
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kirinalbright.bsky.social
Good morning~ I hope your day is starting right, complete with a hearty breakfast! 🥞🥓

#lalafellNSFW #lewdlalafell #shortstack #gposeNSFW
January 16, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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mulchedfruit.bsky.social
More love just means more fighting spirit.

| #ShortBattenberg | #EoieBattenberg |
January 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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robotnikholmes.bsky.social
Sorry Kyo disappeared! He was off trying new classes... 😳

#ffxivscreenies #kyoaglo
Kyo shyly cupping his own cheeks, looking at you nervously before the Culinarian's Guild.
January 15, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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mulchedfruit.bsky.social
It's a special privilege when you have an opportunity to be the calm in the storm for those you care for. ❤️

feat. @eviebutnsfw.bsky.social

(Posed this back last year and completely forgot that I never posted it whoops dfjhgfdkjghdfkjgd)

| #ShortBattenberg | #EoieBattenberg |
January 15, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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vannibattenberg.bsky.social
Can we get some cheering for my fat fucking meaty thighs

| #VanniBattenbergNSFW | #LalafellNSFW | #NSFWLalafell |
January 14, 2026 at 10:50 AM
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sagesinfeather.bsky.social
"My, eager this evening aren't we, Miss Tataru?"
Commission, thank you!

#ffxiv #lalafell #nsfw #tatarutaru #krilebaldesion
April 30, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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makizenos.etheirys.social
🔞 | 🎀 Just a little more! Don't stop, okay? ( ˘///////˘ ) 🩷

©️ MoggleMog
January 15, 2026 at 5:58 AM
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kokobunboy.bsky.social
Omi says trans rights!
#oc:omi
January 13, 2026 at 9:59 PM